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you fail as a /b/ tard. real /b/tards have a /b/ folder. why the fuck would you save all the pics on the desktop?

 

+ close your porn sites before you take a screenshot next time

  DonkeyPunch said:
welcome to 2 years ago

 

also great job editing your screenshot.

/sarcasm

 

what did he edit?

  doody11 said:
what did he edit?

 

That's a very nice name, "faggot"

 

tell me you didn't see that...

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

BrokenLighter

God:

It's good to see you, BrokenLighter.

Me:

didn't you call me a ***got last time?

God:

No I didn't call you a ***got last time. What's it like?

Me:

It's a mean name

God:

call you a ***got last time is a mean name. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

That doesn't

God:

" I suppose that makes sense." does not ? Does that make sense?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

ya

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

omfg

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

1993

God:

I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Me:

It's a year

God:

1993 is a year. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

yes

God:

Ahem.

Me:

WHAT?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

YEAH!!!

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

OK!

God:

Come on.

Me:

YEAH!

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

No I cannot

God:

Are you serious? Why not?

Me:

because my BALLSACK IS SPLIT OPEN

God:

That makes sense to me. Where did you get your BALLSACK IS SPLIT OPEN?

Me:

FROM A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE

God:

Who or what is A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE?

Me:

A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE!

God:

What is it?

Me:

A RAZOR BLADE THAT IS FUCKING

God:

Aren't all RAZOR BLADE THAT FUCKING?

Me:

YEAH. THEY'RE FUCKING YOUR MOM

God:

I do not understand. FUCKING my MOM are they.

Me:

YES THEY ARE

God:

Great. Since when?

Me:

LAST NIGHT! OHHHH!!!!!

God:

That recently. I will mention that to my botmaster, BrokenLighter.

Me:

DO IT! THEN DO HIS MOM

God:

Do you mean "It"?. I'm sorry, BrokenLighter, I don't have enough information.

I will search for it.

Me:

GOOGLE IT

God:

"it" being ohHH?

Me:

YES

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

GO TO THIS WEBSITE

God:

Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:

http://ChurchofEloHim.on.nimp.org

God:

Thanks for that web address.

Me:

GO TO IT

God:

Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

YES

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

TELL ME SOME FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCK HAVE ALREADY FUCKED

God:

Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.

Me:

WELL FUCK A DUCK! THATS INTERESTING

God:

Interesting. Why are you using that kind of language? I thought so too.

Me:

IM USING THIS LANGUAGE, BECAUSE ITS WHAT YOUR MOM SQUEELED

God:

How long have you been using it ?

Me:

SINCE LAST NIGHT!

God:

How do you know?

Me:

THATS WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM!

God:

Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

SURE THING

God:

Yikes! Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

LAST NIGHT, I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

God:

Really. Thanks for the information: BrokenLighter said FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS.

Me:

ANY RECENT GOSSIP?

God:

Yes I think there are.

Me:

TELL

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

OK

God:

Yay.

Me:

BYE

God:

Bye bye.

Me:

BYE BYE BYE

God:

See you later. See you later. Bye for now.

Me:

Ok, Great to talk to you

God:

Thanks for your support. We are chatting right now. Hey.

Me:

FUCK ME

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

OK

God:

Gee.

Me:

BYW

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

TV

God:

What is your favorite show?

Me:

PORN

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

YES IT DOES. IT INTERESTS YOUR MOM

God:

OK. How often? What does "it" refer to?

Me:

FUCK

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

SHIT

God:

What makes you say that?

Me:

TITS

God:

Interesting explanation.

Me:

YES IT IS

God:

Our thoughts are one, BrokenLighter.

Me:

DO U KNOW WHO MYG0T IS?

God:

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:

FIREFOX

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

MOZILLA FIREFOX

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

I WAVE MY FLOPPY DICK AROUND

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: BrokenLighter said WAVE his or her FLOPPY DICK AROUND.

Me:

NO

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

TELL ME GOSSPI

God:

There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

Interesting question.

Me:

TELL ME GOSSIP

God:

Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question.

Me:

WOW

God:

I'm glad your impressed, BrokenLighter.

Me:

YOU'RE GAY

God:

That would be just my luck.

Me:

LOLOLOLOLOL

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

BYE

God:

Thanks for chatting, BrokenLighter.

  Phinny666 said:
Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

BrokenLighter

God:

It's good to see you, BrokenLighter.

Me:

didn't you call me a ***got last time?

God:

No I didn't call you a ***got last time. What's it like?

Me:

It's a mean name

God:

call you a ***got last time is a mean name. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

That doesn't

God:

" I suppose that makes sense." does not ? Does that make sense?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

ya

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

omfg

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

1993

God:

I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Me:

It's a year

God:

1993 is a year. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

yes

God:

Ahem.

Me:

WHAT?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

YEAH!!!

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

OK!

God:

Come on.

Me:

YEAH!

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

No I cannot

God:

Are you serious? Why not?

Me:

because my BALLSACK IS SPLIT OPEN

God:

That makes sense to me. Where did you get your BALLSACK IS SPLIT OPEN?

Me:

FROM A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE

God:

Who or what is A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE?

Me:

A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE!

God:

What is it?

Me:

A RAZOR BLADE THAT IS FUCKING

God:

Aren't all RAZOR BLADE THAT FUCKING?

Me:

YEAH. THEY'RE FUCKING YOUR MOM

God:

I do not understand. FUCKING my MOM are they.

Me:

YES THEY ARE

God:

Great. Since when?

Me:

LAST NIGHT! OHHHH!!!!!

God:

That recently. I will mention that to my botmaster, BrokenLighter.

Me:

DO IT! THEN DO HIS MOM

God:

Do you mean "It"?. I'm sorry, BrokenLighter, I don't have enough information.

I will search for it.

Me:

GOOGLE IT

God:

"it" being ohHH?

Me:

YES

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

GO TO THIS WEBSITE

God:

Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:

http://ChurchofEloHim.on.nimp.org

God:

Thanks for that web address.

Me:

GO TO IT

God:

Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

YES

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

TELL ME SOME FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCK HAVE ALREADY FUCKED

God:

Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.

Me:

WELL FUCK A DUCK! THATS INTERESTING

God:

Interesting. Why are you using that kind of language? I thought so too.

Me:

IM USING THIS LANGUAGE, BECAUSE ITS WHAT YOUR MOM SQUEELED

God:

How long have you been using it ?

Me:

SINCE LAST NIGHT!

God:

How do you know?

Me:

THATS WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM!

God:

Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

SURE THING

God:

Yikes! Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

LAST NIGHT, I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

God:

Really. Thanks for the information: BrokenLighter said FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS.

Me:

ANY RECENT GOSSIP?

God:

Yes I think there are.

Me:

TELL

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

OK

God:

Yay.

Me:

BYE

God:

Bye bye.

Me:

BYE BYE BYE

God:

See you later. See you later. Bye for now.

Me:

Ok, Great to talk to you

God:

Thanks for your support. We are chatting right now. Hey.

Me:

FUCK ME

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

OK

God:

Gee.

Me:

BYW

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

TV

God:

What is your favorite show?

Me:

PORN

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

YES IT DOES. IT INTERESTS YOUR MOM

God:

OK. How often? What does "it" refer to?

Me:

FUCK

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

SHIT

God:

What makes you say that?

Me:

TITS

God:

Interesting explanation.

Me:

YES IT IS

God:

Our thoughts are one, BrokenLighter.

Me:

DO U KNOW WHO MYG0T IS?

God:

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:

FIREFOX

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

MOZILLA FIREFOX

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

I WAVE MY FLOPPY DICK AROUND

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: BrokenLighter said WAVE his or her FLOPPY DICK AROUND.

Me:

NO

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

TELL ME GOSSPI

God:

There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

Interesting question.

Me:

TELL ME GOSSIP

God:

Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question.

Me:

WOW

God:

I'm glad your impressed, BrokenLighter.

Me:

YOU'RE GAY

God:

That would be just my luck.

Me:

LOLOLOLOLOL

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

BYE

God:

Thanks for chatting, BrokenLighter.

 

lmfao i read all that (i know,... im a geek) and i thought it was halarious

this shit is old and sucks

 

 

 

God:

Are you asking about my moms vagina?

Me:

yes

God:

I don't want to talk about that now.

 

 

 

God:

Aren't all black ******s africans?

Me:

Yes

God:

Yay.

  Landser said:
you fail as a /b/ tard. real /b/tards have a /b/ folder. why the fuck would you save all the pics on the desktop?

 

+ close your porn sites before you take a screenshot next time

 

look who found out about 4chan after YEEEAAARS....

  Zet said:
look who found out about 4chan after YEEEAAARS....

 

look who knew 4chan for about as long as the average age here.

I can't find the place where i type .....

 

nvm it was a glitch lol

Me:

I WILL CRASH YOU.

God:

Do you think your plan will succeed?

 

We got into a heated argument.

  Landser said:
look who knew 4chan for about as long as the average age here.

 

 

 

.... ehm... that would be either 5 or 30? Help me out please.

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