June 14, 200717 yr your a total moron, except a few circus exampels that's as close to a beard as your gonna get too much testosterone :O_o::O_o:
June 14, 200717 yr u call that a beard? u must be pre-pubescent I remember the days when I didn't have pubes around my penis/vagina. It was swell-o-matic!
June 14, 200717 yr http://xs216.xs.to/xs216/07245/ORLY.PNG i could draw a masterpiece on that bitches forehead.
June 15, 200717 yr why would you want to understand females? it is impossible if you want to get laid be an asshole, assholes always get laid, never fails
June 15, 200717 yr http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6049/n7109662991074188789to5.jpg 1 white male with 1 brown male. http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/77/039_42498~Chips-Posters.jpg ditto. coincidence? i think not.
June 15, 200717 yr why would you want to understand females? it is impossible if you want to get laid be an asshole, assholes always get laid, never fails qft
June 15, 200717 yr why would you want to understand females? it is impossible if you want to get laid be an asshole, assholes always get laid, never fails nothing more true.
June 15, 200717 yr Girlfriend broke up with me because I openly displayed my hating of black people. She broke up with me over a text message. :/ She's not worth keeping if she's gonna act like an uptight politically-correct cunt bitch So we go out for ice cream and I pick her up and her friend is there, the last thing I hear her friend say is "Well, have a nice time!" in a really sarcastic voice. Strike one. just stfu that was her friend, not her We get out and go get ice cream, we're eating it and out of the blue she states "I wonder why it is that nerds and geeks always really like me.." then she sighs and goes back to eating her ice cream. Strike two. That was an opener from her, and your blind stupid ass missed it. We don't talk much on the way back to her house she gets out of my car and leans down and turns and smiles at me. Then she says "Thanks a lot for taking me, I had fun" Smiles one more time and turns to go into her house. Now, what the fuck does this mean? She acted like a total bitch throughout the entire time but then when I drop her off she's happy? *Scratches head* if only girls could be like my ex and just be really horny and want to have sex all the time. She was acting like a bitch because she wanted you to act like a man and put her in her place. It's a process by which women go in order to weed out potential pussies. Girls already have one, they don't need another. And you sir acted like a fucking pussy, because you're an incredibly huge pussy. http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6049/n7109662991074188789to5.jpg You look like a fucking pansy. Why the fuck are you wearing a red shirt with a black (I'm gonna assume here) blazer indoors? You dress like a fucking ***got. Be a man for Christ's sake.
June 15, 200717 yr She's not worth keeping if she's gonna act like an uptight politically-correct cunt bitch just stfu that was her friend, not her That was an opener from her, and your blind stupid ass missed it. She was acting like a bitch because she wanted you to act like a man and put her in her place. It's a process by which women go in order to weed out potential pussies. Girls already have one, they don't need another. And you sir acted like a fucking pussy, because you're an incredibly huge pussy. http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6049/n7109662991074188789to5.jpg You look like a fucking pansy. Why the fuck are you wearing a red shirt with a black (I'm gonna assume here) blazer indoors? You dress like a fucking ***got. Be a man for Christ's sake. That was actually his friend in that pic. But everything else you said was right.
June 15, 200717 yr That was actually his friend in that pic. But everything else you said was right. i was just using the picture to make my point
June 15, 200717 yr i was just using the picture to make my point I kinda figured that...maybe he'll tell his friend what you said and they'll :gaysex: each other
June 15, 200717 yr Tequila;482235']be cocky and funny. take care of how you look. you dont have to be brad pitt to attract girls, just take care of yourself, clip your nails, smell nice, clean yourself thoroughly (preferably twice a day) act towards her that SHE wants YOU, not the other way around. when you can get her to laugh at something funny you said. Look at her seriously and go "You love me." Let the fun times roll. etc etc whatever whatever PS. Dont look like a geek. PPS. Women are fucking easy. For the fucking win.
June 16, 200717 yr She's not worth keeping if she's gonna act like an uptight politically-correct cunt bitch just stfu that was her friend, not her That was an opener from her, and your blind stupid ass missed it. She was acting like a bitch because she wanted you to act like a man and put her in her place. It's a process by which women go in order to weed out potential pussies. Girls already have one, they don't need another. And you sir acted like a fucking pussy, because you're an incredibly huge pussy. http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6049/n7109662991074188789to5.jpg You look like a fucking pansy. Why the fuck are you wearing a red shirt with a black (I'm gonna assume here) blazer indoors? You dress like a fucking ***got. Be a man for Christ's sake. QUOTED FOR FUCKING TRUTH
June 16, 200717 yr Just make her smile and laught and Flirt DONT GO MAD THO ROMEO! then just meet up with her alot and if anything that could be taken as a sexual thing give it a oi oi or give her a look like WOAH but i would not mind if you did. also can i just say most people who have posted on this thread prob could not a a girl friend and they prob think the girl your trying too get own is the hottest thing since the internet. she anit my cup of tea but everyone to their own. HAPPY FUCKING NIGGGARRRR!
June 16, 200717 yr you got your cock sucked by THAT?! man...I can only imagine what pain you feel. lol.
June 16, 200717 yr okay, the only reason I'm going to reply is cause i'm 23 and my girl is 18, plus we have been e-acquaintances for a year or so..... First thing I have learned is that most girls are crazy..... except for that one that is horny all the time and can be you're best friend and gives up the whole world for you..... sounds like the bitch u went out /w is not worthwhile, so kick her to the curb and get back /w the other girl that doesn't like that you're slightly racist by the way, this girl gives me anything i want...... ANYTHING http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1535/dscf1149jv4.jpg
June 16, 200717 yr by the way, this girl gives me anything i want...... ANYTHING http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1535/dscf1149jv4.jpg Make her give you some head, then kill her with a hammer.
June 16, 200717 yr http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1535/dscf1149jv4.jpg = http://images-srv.leonardo.it/progettiweb/electra/blog/nicholson%20joker%20bn3.jpg
June 16, 200717 yr http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1535/dscf1149jv4.jpg = http://images-srv.leonardo.it/progettiweb/electra/blog/nicholson%20joker%20bn3.jpg hahaha oh my god :P the comparison is far better then what i thought people were gonna compare it with :P +1
June 16, 200717 yr To elaborate on what everyone else has said. Women don't want a pussy, be m3n, they want someone who can stand up for themselves, be nice and make her laugh, but at the same time, act like you couldn't care less if she didn't wanna be with you because you can get another girl in a second and be confident. Dress nicely, keep clean, wear nice aftershave etc. Basically if you try and be real nice to a girl and shit they will think you are a pussy nerd who never gets girls. They want the m3n because m3n can look after them, we will never understand women. BTW, thread pwns and rofl at the joker comparison.
