Posted March 29, 200421 yr ok, just post random jokes, whatever you want. Q: What do 1000 beaten housewives have in common? A: They don't listen _________________________ Q: Why don't women need to wear watches? A: There is a clock on the stove _________________________ Q: Why are niggers so good at dancing? A: Because the spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging coat hangers. _________________________ thinking... Q: What is teh difference between a nigger and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four _________________________ Q: What do you do if a nigger is in your front yard? A: Hang him in the back _________________________ I'll think of more later, let 'em buck boys!
March 29, 200421 yr UMN OKAY HERE IS MY HARDCORE RACIST?SEXITS?ANTI SEMATIC JOKE 4 U WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JEWS AND PIZZA>>>??? PIZZAS DIDNT KILL JESUS :boink: :wiggle: :boink: :boink: :bsflag2: :3some: :wavey:
March 29, 200421 yr Q: What do you do when you see your TV moving on a dark room? A: Shoot the nigger
March 29, 200421 yr Only one I remember How do you make 6 lbs of Fat attractive ? Put a Nipple on it !!!!
March 29, 200421 yr why does stevie wonder smile all the time? he doesn't know hes black why cant stevie wonder read? hes black
March 29, 200421 yr old skool but still great Q.whats the difference between a pizza and a jew A.pizzas dont scream in the oven Q.how can you fit a 1000 jews in a car A.put them in the ashtray Q.whats the most confusin day in harlem A.Fathers day Q.What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? A.NIGGER! Q.Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats? A.So pigeons can't shit on their lips. Q.What's the fastest animal in the world? A.The Ethiopian chicken. Q.How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen? A.Throw in a welfare check. Q.How do you get them out? A.Throw in a job application. Q.Why are there trees in Harlem? A.Public transportation.
March 29, 200421 yr Q: whats the simularity between a nigger and an apple A: they both look good hanging from trees
March 29, 200421 yr Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing you already told her twice Q: Whats blue and hanging in my front yard? A: My nigger...i can paint him any color i want Q: Whos the most famous jewish cook? A: Hitler Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who cares whats she doing out of the kitchen. Q: How do you improve women efficancy? A: Move the bed into the Kitchen. Q: What did the women do when she got back from the batterd wives shelter? A: The dishes...if she knows whats good for her. Q: Whats a white guy surrounded by ten indians called? A: Bartender Q: Whats the differance between a corvet and dead babies? A: I dont have a corvet in my garage Q: How do you kill 100 flies with one swat? A: Slap and ethiopian
March 29, 200421 yr Q. How do you starve a nigger? A. Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Q. Theres a nigger and 3 monkeys in a tree, what do you call the filthy nigger? A. Branch Manager.
March 29, 200421 yr Q: What do you call something that is see-through and lies on the sidewalk? A: A nigger that got the shit beat out of him. Q: What do you call a man pushing a car? A: Man-power. Q: What do you call a horse pushing a car? A: Horse-power. Q: What do you call a nigger pushing a car? A: Theft.
March 30, 200421 yr whats the difference between a horse and a jewish guy the horse is a animal and he guy is human :grin:
March 30, 200421 yr k i got one what do :gayd: u call a black person????? (lol) A NIGGER :op: (get it)
March 30, 200421 yr Author k i got one what do :gayd: u call a black person????? (lol) A NIGGER :op: (get it) old :O_o:
March 30, 200421 yr Q: what's the difference between a ford truck and a pile of dead babies? A: The ford truck ISNT in my garage. Q: Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender? A: So you can see it's expression Q: What's red, flesh colored, and crawls up women's legs? A: A homesick abortion.
March 30, 200421 yr Q: What is the only thing a nigger is good for??? A: Growing your weed Q: What is another thing a nigger is good for??? A: Target practice when it is done grown :kkk:
March 30, 200421 yr Author ok, just post random jokes! weren't supposed to be racist, get some others, lets go
March 31, 200421 yr Q)What do you call 5 niggers in an old barn? A)Antique farm equipment Q)What does a nigger and a boat have in common? A)They both look good being drug behind a truck Q)How do you stop a nigger from drowning? A)Take your foot off his head Q)Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? A)The dog has skid marks leading up to it Q)Whats wrong with 4 niggers going off a cliff in a cadalac? A)It seats 5 Q)What do you call a white man surrounded by 10 niggers? A)Basketball coach Q)What do you call a white man surrounded by 1000 niggers? A)A warden Q)Why are all the niggers so fast? A)Slow ones are in jail Q)If you happen to see your TV floating at night, what do you say? A)DROP THE TV NIGGER! Q)When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? A)When you look through a scope of a rifle. Q)What is orange green and yellow? A)A nigger dressed for church Q)What do you call a nigger on a bike? A)Theif Q)A nigger and a mexican is in a car..whos driving? A)Cops
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March 31, 200421 yr :facesj: so this jewish kid goes up to his dad and says "hey dad, let me have $20" the dad then replies "$10 bucks!? what do you need $5 bucks for?!"
March 31, 200421 yr PsychoBud']MEXICAN COMPUTER VIRUS BUENOS DIAS!! JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVED A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!! SINCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TAN JOU POR YELPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODIRGUEZ GARCIA MEXICAN HACKER hahaha.
April 1, 200421 yr a christian priest and a rabbi are sitting on the side of a road. a little kid walks by. the priest says "hey, want to fuck that little kid?" and the rabbi says "out of what?"
April 1, 200421 yr Q. Why are aspirin white? A. Because they work Q. What do u call a white man in the middle of 10,000 black people? A. Warden.
