Posted June 16, 200717 yr So it started two weekends ago. A Friday night. I had my friend over (who is this emo *** for future reference and the only reason I don't hate him is we go back to 5th grade). So we have a few beers and do some shots of bacardi gold. Then for some fucking reason he says we should be class and drink wine or some stupid shit. But, we crack open 2 bottles of wine, I get about 3/4 done, he can't even drink it anymore because he's wasted lol. So for some reason I had the brilliant idea of driving the atv's at my house. We try to pull them out of the garage, but my mom's jeep is blocking them, so I run in grab the keys and move it. Then I'm like "Fuck! Hop in!" So me and my friend cruising up and down my private road at 3 am. drunk as fuck. He pussy's out and makes me drop him off back at the house. I keep going for like 45 min. (I lost perception of time) but I make too wide of a turn and get stuck in a ditch. FUCK. This mood of apathy sweeps over me and I'm like fuck it, I won't ask my parents for help and bite the bullet, I'll run back to my house, grab my dad's truck and pull it out. Well that didn't work, and I got THE TRUCK FUCKING STUCK TOO. I'm franticly running around for bout a half hour when my neighboor drives by. I ask if he'll help, he says "anyone hurt" I say "no, it's just me, I'm not suppose to be driving but whatever". He goes back to his house, grabs a rope then Helps me pull out the jeep. I ask if he'll help with the truck, and he says no, I gotta deliver papers, good luck, so I slide him the last $50 I was gonna have for 2 months and said "I'd like if no one had to find out". He takes it drives off, and literally 45 seconds later I see the flashing lights. The cops were complete dicks, I co-operated and everything but he kept yelling, He didn't cuff me (i kinda wish he did lol) but he shoved me in his car and I fell asleep. It's a blur from then till about 7 am I think? My dad tells me i blew a .15 (that sucks my other friend (not the one with me) blew a .28 the other day). So, I'm still drunk, and sleep deprived and my dad makes me wash the cars (I have no fucking Idea how they got unstuck). So I admitted I smoked weed to my dad and now I have to work for 200 hours then go to this shit called outward bound for troubled teens. I also can't get my license until I'm 17. I'm also grounded from the computer :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: GREAT SUMMER!
June 16, 200717 yr rhodium;482603']stupid mistakes can cost you your freedom http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6538/rhodiumon4.jpg
June 16, 200717 yr So it started two weekends ago. A Friday night. I had my friend over (who is this emo *** for future reference and the only reason I don't hate him is we go back to 5th grade). So we have a few beers and do some shots of bacardi gold. Then for some fucking reason he says we should be class and drink wine or some stupid shit. But, we crack open 2 bottles of wine, I get about 3/4 done, he can't even drink it anymore because he's wasted lol. So for some reason I had the brilliant idea of driving the atv's at my house. We try to pull them out of the garage, but my mom's jeep is blocking them, so I run in grab the keys and move it. Then I'm like "Fuck! Hop in!" So me and my friend cruising up and down my private road at 3 am. drunk as fuck. He pussy's out and makes me drop him off back at the house. I keep going for like 45 min. (I lost perception of time) but I make too wide of a turn and get stuck in a ditch. FUCK. This mood of apathy sweeps over me and I'm like fuck it, I won't ask my parents for help and bite the bullet, I'll run back to my house, grab my dad's truck and pull it out. Well that didn't work, and I got THE TRUCK FUCKING STUCK TOO. I'm franticly running around for bout a half hour when my neighboor drives by. I ask if he'll help, he says "anyone hurt" I say "no, it's just me, I'm not suppose to be driving but whatever". He goes back to his house, grabs a rope then Helps me pull out the jeep. I ask if he'll help with the truck, and he says no, I gotta deliver papers, good luck, so I slide him the last $50 I was gonna have for 2 months and said "I'd like if no one had to find out". He takes it drives off, and literally 45 seconds later I see the flashing lights. The cops were complete dicks, I co-operated and everything but he kept yelling, He didn't cuff me (i kinda wish he did lol) but he shoved me in his car and I fell asleep. It's a blur from then till about 7 am I think? My dad tells me i blew a .15 (that sucks my other friend (not the one with me) blew a .28 the other day). So, I'm still drunk, and sleep deprived and my dad makes me wash the cars (I have no fucking Idea how they got unstuck). So I admitted I smoked weed to my dad and now I have to work for 200 hours then go to this shit called outward bound for troubled teens. I also can't get my license until I'm 17. I'm also grounded from the computer :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: GREAT SUMMER! haha u troubled teen.
June 16, 200717 yr Yeah...driving around drunk was a REAL good idea.... Definitely got what you deserved.
June 16, 200717 yr STupid...I won't congratulate you for being DUI... that's just stupid..there's a difference between raging online and getting drunk and putting people's lives in danger. I hope you go to jail , tard.
June 16, 200717 yr STOP RUINING THE MYG)T FORUMS WITH THESE SHITTY THREADS qft you were holding down shift that entire time. its called capslock :D
June 16, 200717 yr unlucky fella bit more practice and you can do it and get away with it. ever tryed beaning off nut and trying too drive?
June 16, 200717 yr Author unlucky fella bit more practice and you can do it and get away with it. ever tryed beaning off nut and trying too drive? No, I've only driven alone a few times. All illegally.
June 16, 200717 yr I also can't get my license until I'm 17. I'm also grounded from the computer :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: Then how are you still posting and using your computer?
June 16, 200717 yr qft you were holding down shift that entire time. its called capslock :D ZOMG NOWAI!?!
June 16, 200717 yr http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6538/rhodiumon4.jpg lol i love the way this photoshop is still floating round... i'm so happy
June 16, 200717 yr Then how are you still posting and using your computer? Because not everyone abides by the rules 24/7.
June 17, 200717 yr Because not everyone abides by the rules 24/7. BullFuckingShit....I say lies on the whole story. "Pics or it didn't happen" - A lot of people.
June 17, 200717 yr Author BullFuckingShit....I say lies on the whole story. "Pics or it didn't happen" - A lot of people. True, I have no pics, but it's the summer, my dad is at work, my mom is at work, my sisters aren't gonna rat me out, and my dad isn't fucking egotistical enough to take every computer out of the house. Plus my absence in august will prove that I have to go to outward bound.
