Posted June 16, 200717 yr alright, i didnt know where else i could get as humorous/informative replies as the myg0t forums so we'll give it a try here. My girlfriend is turning 16 on monday so I need to get a gift for her. I have no fucking clue what she would like, and i would like to stay away from the clothing department since i would fuck it up and buy something to big. Shes not emo but she listens to queer music of the sort (cute is what we aim for, fall out boy, senses fail etc etc ). She mentioned something about shirts that hug and shit but those aren't out yet, but whenever i ask her what she wants she kind of changes the subject. So, if any of you can come up with something, ill be happy :facesj: since its so close buying stuff off the internet is kind of out of the question, and sorry in advance if i just created one more gay ass thread on the forums
June 16, 200717 yr i was about to say dont buy her shit, but i'll help you out. heres what you got to do: get a big ass box and wrap all the parts except the bottom cut the bottom out buy a lubricant of your choice wrap it heres where shit gets tricky, watch the video to explain the rest: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PT8sfE826Ss
June 16, 200717 yr ok give her money or give her a gift certificate dont ever go buy your girl a present unless you hear her say and wine she wants it or your going to buy a fucking diamond which all hoe's want or a dildo you can take advice from THE OPS HERE or the TROLLS Here you choose
June 16, 200717 yr Get here some flowers, a card, and chocolate. Then she can't bitch about the gift.
June 16, 200717 yr Get here some flowers, a card, and chocolate. Then she can't bitch about the gift. bah
June 16, 200717 yr Take her shopping or give her money, it's a lot easier, but she will appreciate something you bought/made yourself more though.
June 16, 200717 yr Take her shopping or give her money, it's a lot easier, but she will appreciate something you bought/made yourself more though. Actually this could be a good idea. She might enjoy you taking her shopping. That way she gets what she wants plus you guys spend time together. Maybe if your lucky you'll get some :buttseks::bj:
June 16, 200717 yr Sobeit;482782']You don't need to buy her shit' date=' because surprise, your a faggot. YOU'RE...........
June 16, 200717 yr alright, i didnt know where else i could get as humorous/informative replies as the myg0t forums so we'll give it a try here. My girlfriend is turning 16 on monday so I need to get a gift for her. I have no fucking clue what she would like, and i would like to stay away from the clothing department since i would fuck it up and buy something to big. Shes not emo but she listens to queer music of the sort (cute is what we aim for, fall out boy, senses fail etc etc ). She mentioned something about shirts that hug and shit but those aren't out yet, but whenever i ask her what she wants she kind of changes the subject. So, if any of you can come up with something, ill be happy :facesj: since its so close buying stuff off the internet is kind of out of the question, and sorry in advance if i just created one more gay ass thread on the forums http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/J3FFz128/jelly-dildo-suction.jpg
June 16, 200717 yr go to a t-shirt design store and get one says "free hugs" :gaykeke: Like I posted before just take a mega dump in the box and wrap it up. Make sure you use some airtight wrapping and then wrap it up with regular gift wrap.
June 16, 200717 yr wav;482797']Like I posted before just take a mega dump in the box and wrap it up. Make sure you use some airtight wrapping and then wrap it up with regular gift wrap. or get transfer paper and iron it on t-shirt, but it gets worn up quick :tear:
June 16, 200717 yr CJ;482673']ok give her money or give her a gift certificate dont ever go buy your girl a present unless you hear her say and wine she wants it or your going to buy a fucking diamond which all hoe's want or a dildo you can take advice from THE OPS HERE or the TROLLS Here you choose donut listen to CJ, dont get your girlfriend money or a gift certicate, there is no thought in that and it really pisses them off.
June 16, 200717 yr 1)poop in a styrofoam cup 2)put some aluminum foil around the top of the cup securely attach that with a rubber band 3) take a tooth pick and poke 10 holes in the aluminum. 4) Place this under her bed and wait. start to make comments that she should shower more often because she smells like shit all the time, this WILL lead to LOTS of sex. Women like being told what to do.
June 18, 200717 yr Get her a roundhouse kick to the cheek. But in all seriousness, get her ..... flowers?
June 18, 200717 yr Get her a roundhouse kick to the cheek. But in all seriousness, get her ..... Mush? i totally agree with you the only thing that really satisfies a woman is a mushehn. you can find one in belgium, and belgium only. available for wrapups. you can also put me in a fake cake, and i pop out of it like a dick out of your gf's tight anushole after leaving some juicen behind.
June 18, 200717 yr wav;482797']Like I posted before just take a mega dump in the box and wrap it up. Make sure you use some airtight wrapping and then wrap it up with regular gift wrap. and tell ur girl to huff it, good highs i tell yee
