Posted March 29, 200421 yr i go to school at binghamton, and there's a hooters nearby or whatever. and well, i went there, shocking. this was my first time at a hooters, like, ever. i roll in with these two guys on my floor, names aren't really important. so we walk in, and one of the waitresses immediately greets us, all, "hey what's up guys?!?!" i make no eye contact with her and ask one of my friends where the bathroom is and go. i go over to where my two friends are sitting and i start asking them why they're sitting where they are - since all the other waitresses and shit are over on the other side of the restaurant. as we're talking, the same waitress that greeted us comes over (she's easily an 8.5) and she's all "haha guys you're sitting at a dirty table! i didn't even clean it!" then i tell my two friends to pick up their stuff and come over by me, and then to the waitress i'm like "alright - you can clean it now." she smiles at me or whatever and starts wiping it down, and in the middle of her wiping i start "inspecting" the table and i'm like "hm - ok that's good enough, guys you can sit down now." blah blah, she asks us what we want to drink, nothing important here. actually, maybe a note on how i rarely made any eye contact with her or looked in her direction. these hooters girls are dressed the way they are for the PURPOSE of being oogled (haha - funny word) at. she comes back with our drinks and asks us what we want. my friends dish out their order, and while i'm still looking at the menu, i just say "nah - i'm not gonna get anything, i'm aneorexic." she laughs and she comes over to my side and she's liek "you've gotta get SOMETHING!" and i'm like "nah - i WOULD get these cheese fries, but the whole eating disorder thing kinda conflicts, maybe later, though." she cracks up and rolls to give our order in. now she comes back, and sits down across from me. i give her a weird look and i'm like "um - did i SAY you could sit here?" and she had a REALLY GOOD comeback, but i don't remember what it was. whatever though, she's like "we're encouraged to sit with our tables, but i actually wanted to come and talk to you, you seem strange." i laugh at her and reply, "if by strange you mean cute and interesting then yeh, talk away." she goes DDB and laughs or whatever, and she's asks if i really didn't know that they were supposed to sit with their tables. i tell her how i saw a hooters girl sitting with a really ugly dude before i walked in, so i knew SOMETHING had to be up. she cracks up and says maybe it's because he's rich. i laugh at her and i'm like "you girls are so evil!!" she laughs, "I'M not evil!!" and i'm like "yeh you are, definitely, look at you, sitting here hitting on your customers, tsk tsk love." she laughs and she jokes with me going all "hahah yeah, i wanted to eat you up from the moment you walked in." i smirk and her and i'm like "i'm gonna need a couple more drinks before that happens," and leave to go to the bathroom for a takeaway. i come back, and my friends tell me that the SECOND i left she looked at them, and was like "umm - i've got to go do something i'll be back." she follows that up with a "i really like your sunglasses." and i'm like "yeh - i know." and she's like "you're quite the confident one ej." and i'm like "me? oh nah HBhooters, i've got really low self-esteem and i'm scared to talk to girls." she cracks up or whatever and we just start talking. i find out she's going to the local community college, finishing up her 2nd year. at this point, i THOUGHT that meant she was a sophmore, but haha you'll find out i was WAY fucking wrong lol. we start talking about the downtown scene at binghamton, and if she goes to the same bars/clubs i do, and she does. NICE. she leaves to go get our food, and when she's back i'm just like "oh no - i can't look at that ahhh omg!" she laughs and comes over to my side and we start looking at a menu together, searching for "healthy" things to eat. i takeaway to the bathroom, and when i come back, there's a plate of cheese fries at my side. i look at my friends and i'm like "no way, i'm NOT paying for this you guys, that's not even funny." she comes over and she's cracking up and she's like "hahah ej i brought them for you!" and i'm like "no! hbhooters no! it's cute but i can't pay for this. thanks, anyway." and she's like "oh no! don't worry about it ej, i bought them for you!" and i look at my friends and i'm like "really?" and they're like "yeh, it was all her idea." and i look at her and i'm like "wow, hbhooters, you're so sweet. but you know, you're gonna need more than food to get on my good side!" her jaw drops or whatever, and she's liek "i don't think i was ever on your bad side!" and smirks at me. i just smile at her or whatever. she comes over and we start eating the fries together. i start telling everyone a female opinion story involving whether or not i should go for girl A, girl B, or do what they do on TV and go for both at the same time. she LOVED the story, and told me i could definitely pull both. blah blah, we keep talking, and i start talking about how i pu girls in lecture class with tic-tac-toe. and she was like "what?! HOW?!" I tell her a story about a girl i recently got in lecture hall, where i used that whole tic-tac-toe gimmick and it ended up with her giving me her number to "study." i start talking about how it's cute that girls make up things about "study dates" and "stamp collections" to seduce innocent boys like myself. she was like "wow, you are SUCH a player ej!" and i'm like "no way! we're gonna study! i've never even kissed a girl before!" she cracks up and she's like "I'M SURE - well then maybe i'll slip you my number and we'll study together." idk why - but i FROZE here. i was seriously at a complete LOSS for words. i think it's because i didn't expect such a full on soi from such a hot girl. she laughs and was liek "haha i guess that went over your head." and i'm like "nah - i'm just not used to being seduced!!" and she cracks up, blah blah. i start talking about my plans for the weekend, and tell her about these huge frat parties that are gonna be going down. she's like "oh no, i don't do frat parties, i'm 24 i'm a little too old for them." when she said that, in my head i was like "WHAT?!?!?!? 24?!?! HOLY SHIT!" she definitely saw the surprise on my face and was like, "how old are you?" there's no way i could get away with lying, so i tell her i'm 19 (i'm 18 but whatever yo i'll lie a LITTLE). now after i say that, i could've SWORN i SAW her like SULK. like the way she reacted was like "oh - shit." i quickly countered and was like "yeh hbhooters i'm sorry, you're a little too old for me it would never work out." she gets back into state, laughs and is like "haha yeh i don't think i'm going to be able to get over this heartbreak for awhile." we were talking about the OC before, so i was like "hey! i've got an idea. hbhooters, you watch the OC tonight, and i'll maybe drop in here sometime next week, you can bring me fries, maybe a couple beers, LIGHT beers, and we'll talk OC!" she laughs and she's like "hahah you're gonna hafta be a little nicer to me if that's gonna happen!" i laugh at her or whatever, and she goes to get a photo album. while she leaves i turn my seat again and pay attention to the TV. she starts showing my friends the pictures or whatever, and i'm still not paying attention. off and on throughout their picture looking if my friends saw a cute girl and said so, i'd look and be like "ehhhhh - maybe," and turn my head back away. so a couple minutes later hbhooters is like "i think i found a girl for you." i didn't realize she was talking to me but whatever, she tapped me, i turned my head, and she was like "i think i've got a girl for you, she might be a little too old, but take a look." i look at the picture and i'm like, "who is that?" she slaps me laughing and is like "that's ME you jerk!" (it was a REALLY hot picture, not gonna lie). (holy shit this is long - whatever though details are important) so whatever, i tell my friends it's time to go, because i've got a study date or whatever with another girl. hbhooters looks disappointed, and i walk away. i stop, and go back to her. she sees me and i motion her over to the back. i'm like, "i know you're 5 years older than me or whatever, but if i'm downtown, would it be cool if - " and before i finish she's like "yeah sure, i've got a cell phone!" she takes the phone, puts the number in. and i'm like "OMG! let's leave a message!" she's standing next to me, i'm leaning on her or whatever and omg it rang like 897987982734 times before her voice mail picked up. i'm like "omg - how many rings does it take?!" she laughs and she's like "a lot." so the voicemail comes up and i'm like "ahhh what do we write?!?!" she laughs, takes the phone and says into it "we're not gonna write anything because it's a VOICEMAIL!" and i hang up and i'm like "you're SUCH a dork!!" like RIGHT now me and her are interacting like we're a couple, we REALLY looked cute together, and it totally didn't seem like she was way older than me. it was kinda funny, one of the other waitresses saw us in the back, saw her with my phone, and gave a look like "WHAT?! OMG UNBELIEVABLE." it may have just been a #close, but i don't care, i've never even imagined closing such a hotter older chick like that. that experience like broke barriers for me, i was like "wow - i'm on a whole new level of pua here." like for real, this shit is just so NATURAL for me now, i don't even think about it anymore, it just flows, it's fucking awesome. but whatever, guys honestly this is like a whole new level for me, like i have NO idea how i should pursue this. i don't have a car, she lives 30 minutes, away, but i KNOW i can use the downtown thing to my advantage, and i'm sure i'll be going to hooters more often.
March 30, 200421 yr i read like 2/3s of it and the end u live by hooters, and you're a pathetic nerd is what i see
March 30, 200421 yr Nice dude. I can kinda feel for you. I don't have a car myself, and this girl asked me to come over and "eat the pizza she just ordered." She was home alone. Lol i tried to hotwire my dad's car since i didn't find his spare keys and i was home alone too so i couldn't ask for a ride. Man that sucked. She lives just far enough away for me not to be able to walk/ride.
March 30, 200421 yr ur 18 and you don't have a CAR ???? quit sitting your pathetic ass by ur 'puter and get a fukn job and buy a damn CAR !!! Hooters SUXs , I have been to at least 5 across the USA and they all sux , Food is Horrible , over priced and their Draft beer selection bites !! Ooooh waitress chicks in short shorts and tank tops .. wooopdee dooo , I would rather hit the Tittie bar than Hooters
March 30, 200421 yr http://mercury.walagata.com/w/opter/nineteen84.jpg That about sums up this extremely long post.
March 30, 200421 yr wtf is this shit? i read the title and was expecting pics of hot hooters girls! not some long ass story. i cant believe i read that. now im going to stick my willy wonka in your chocolate factory
March 30, 200421 yr you hit on a chick and got rejected because of your age, next time look for smaller fish because you can't handle the older gold diggers :D
March 30, 200421 yr you should of lied about your age or not answered at all if you cant lie. Just be like "well you know thats personal" or "old enough"
March 30, 200421 yr wat africkin virgin :boink: :boink: :boink: :o :o :o :o :o :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :hsugh: :hsugh:
March 30, 200421 yr SEAN DID YOU EVEN FUCKIGN READ IT!??! HE IS CUMMING IN HIS PANTIES BECAUSE HE TALKED TO A GIRL FROM ARESTERAUNT WHY WOUDL YOUSAY TAHT ok anyways im calm :facesj: :facesj: :facesj: :facesj: :facesj: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :puke: :puke: :puke: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :sly: :sly: :sly:
March 30, 200421 yr All I see is IM A VIRGIN IMA VIRGIN!!! I TRY TO ACT LIKE I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHING TO LOOK COOL AND BE AN ASSHOLE THAT WAY THE CHICKS WILL LOVE ME!!!! :deaf:
March 30, 200421 yr BUTTPLUG UR DA BOMB =] :sadwavey: :sadwavey: :sadwavey: :sadwavey: :eek: :eek: :kkkd: :kkkd: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :bsflag2: :bsflag2: :o :o :gaykeke: :gaykeke:
March 30, 200421 yr All I see is IM A VIRGIN IMA VIRGIN!!! I TRY TO ACT LIKE I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHING TO LOOK COOL AND BE AN ASSHOLE THAT WAY THE CHICKS WILL LOVE ME!!!! :deaf: lolerzrt111!!
March 30, 200421 yr wow i cant fucking believe u posted that shit u fucking nerd. none care about ur fake storys. probably ur firend who did all that.
