Posted June 25, 200717 yr June 25th 2007 19:21 Portuguese police today have ended their manhunt today as 4 year old Madeleine McCann was found alive and well in a McDonalds restaurant in the country's capital Lisbon. Today a spokesperson for Lisbon Police Departmento, Jorge Saurez said that she had been spotted dining alone in the restaurant by a concerned citizen unaware of her identity. The onlooker claims she was eating a Breakfast muffin meal with a very large portion of fries, though it was noted she removed the egg before eating it. "I was shocked to be honest. I've never seen someone pay for the full muffin then remove the egg, it's the best part, otherwise its just low grade sausage meat." Madeleine's parents today commented on the result "This is great news, if she had eaten that egg she could have gained numerous unnecessary calories" They later withdrew their statement and said "We are so glad [Madeleine] is back with us, but to avoid this situation we feel that Maddy should go live with her aunt and uncle in bel-air" They whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirr'r, if anything onlookers would say this cab was rare, but Mr McCann proclaimed "Nah, forget it Yo Holmes to bel-air" They pulled up to the house about seven or eight and they yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes smell ya later" Looked at their kingdom they were finally there, to settle their throne as the Prince of Bel Air
June 25, 200717 yr The Bel Air theme has been used to far funnier effect previously than in the above post.
June 26, 200717 yr Author Sobeit;485855']bunch of failure 4chan faggots in this forum yeah I didn't actually get it from 4chan although it probably is from it originally, and it does actually suck after reading it through a second time when I am not as tired as fuck :P I apologise for the failure thread.
June 26, 200717 yr to put it as nice as i can your an idiot, how could that be funny when you decided to post it? you did not read it did you? :o
June 26, 200717 yr Author to put it as nice as i can your an idiot, how could that be funny when you decided to post it? you did not read it did you? :o nah I read it and found it slightly funny because I was realy tired and I then just posted it straight away, dunno why to put it as nice as i can, fuck off
June 26, 200717 yr nah I read it and found it slightly funny because I was realy tired and I then just posted it straight away, dunno why to put it as nice as i can, fuck off YOULL NEVER BE ACCEPTED HERE BUDDY U SHOULD JUST PACK UR BAGS
June 26, 200717 yr Author YOULL NEVER BE ACCEPTED HERE BUDDY U SHOULD JUST PACK UR BAGS Yes because I am trying to be accepted lol
June 26, 200717 yr Yes because I am trying to be accepted lol Please remove your signature, it's scaring me.
June 26, 200717 yr i didn't even read the post because there was no link to the sauce and 90% of the posts without a sauce are fake :dunno:
June 26, 200717 yr but Mr McCann proclaimed "Nah, forget it Yo Holmes to bel-air" They pulled up to the house about seven or eight and they yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes smell ya later" Looked at their kingdom they were finally there, to settle their throne as the Prince of Bel Air that saved the thread
June 26, 200717 yr I found the Egg Mcmuffin bit slightly humorous but I did not understand the Bel Air part.:confused::thinker:
