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Jessokeefe34: i was going to the midnight releasing and everything

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[01:01] gayoldhobo: hi

[01:01] gayoldhobo: do you like

[01:01] gayoldhobo: harry potter?

[01:01] Jessokeefe34: yes

[01:01] Jessokeefe34: love it :]

[01:01] gayoldhobo: harry kills voldemort and hagrid dies and aunt petunia has the last horcrux

[01:01] gayoldhobo: =]

[01:01] gayoldhobo: enjoy your seventh book

[01:02] Jessokeefe34: u know this how?

[01:02] gayoldhobo: leaked

[01:02] gayoldhobo: first print is off

[01:02] gayoldhobo: someone leaked it to the intrawebs

[01:02] Jessokeefe34: rumor?

[01:02] gayoldhobo: no

[01:02] gayoldhobo: fact

[01:02] gayoldhobo: lol

[01:02] gayoldhobo: lolol

[01:02] gayoldhobo: i saved you twenty dollars at least

[01:02] gayoldhobo: be happy

[01:02] Jessokeefe34: on

[01:02] Jessokeefe34: NO

 

[01:02] Jessokeefe34: it came out on my BIRTHDAY

[01:02] gayoldhobo: HAHAHA

[01:02] gayoldhobo: RWNT HO

[01:02] gayoldhobo: AHAHA

[01:03] gayoldhobo: happy birthday! =]

[01:03] Jessokeefe34: i hate youuu

[01:04] Jessokeefe34: whats your problem????????????????

[01:04] gayoldhobo: i have aids

[01:04] Jessokeefe34: i meant MEANTAL PROBLEM

[01:04] gayoldhobo: hehehe

[01:04] Jessokeefe34: i was going to the midnight releasing and everything

[01:05] gayoldhobo: pfft

[01:05] gayoldhobo: what a waste

[01:05] gayoldhobo: now you can spend your twenty dollars on something important

[01:05] Jessokeefe34: YEA THANKS TO YOU

[01:05] gayoldhobo: like a vibrator to keep you company while you sob about your book being ruined

[01:05] Jessokeefe34: that WAS IMPORTANT TO MEE

[01:05] Jessokeefe34: god

[01:05] gayoldhobo: that's why i'm smiling so big

 

and

 

[00:55] gayoldhobo: hagrid dies and harry kills voldemort and aunt petunia has the last horcrux

[00:55] gayoldhobo: =]

[00:55] Meebo Message: gama bosa is offline

 

and no rage here but:

 

[01:09] gayoldhobo: hay chelsey

[01:09] gayoldhobo: do you like harry potter?

[01:09] ChelseyKessler92: i suppose so, yes

[01:09] gayoldhobo: oh

[01:09] gayoldhobo: cause um

[01:09] gayoldhobo: harry kills voldemort and hagrid dies and aunt petunia has the last horcrux

[01:10] gayoldhobo: enjoy book 7!

[01:10] gayoldhobo: =]

[01:10] ChelseyKessler92: didnt read it lol'how do you know?

[01:10] gayoldhobo: didn't read that harry kills voldemort?

[01:10] gayoldhobo: i know because the first printing hagrid dies

[01:11] gayoldhobo: the first printing came out and my friend petunia has the last horcrux

[01:11] gayoldhobo: =]

 

and I'm waiting on these

 

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lol
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cj i got your beef jerky all ready to go but i found out the post office closes at 5 so i wasn't awake early enough to mail it out. tomorrow i will mail it tho i promise babe.

 

 

also

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dunno when it comes out, and no they didn't send you that because i just made it up.

 

i think it's out in a few weeks, i've just been telling people that the first printing was just sent out and opened up (as you can see).

 

when real spoilers are leaked, i'll be all over that shit.

 

actually, right now, i'm trying to either get someone who works at barnes and noble to peek, or find spoilers myself, so i can go to a midnight release party and shout spoilers at all the little children while local news covers it.

[01:04] Jessokeefe34: whats your problem????????????????

[01:04] gayoldhobo: i have aids

[01:04] Jessokeefe34: i meant MEANTAL PROBLEM

 

rofl irl

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burly do you know if it's real? anyway find some spoilers in it, and post screencaps for me to send out to people.

 

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need suggestions for what to message back to that ho. she already hates me cause i taught her stepson all sorts of lewd vulgar shit and got all the girls in the school to hate him (he's 13).

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that's my plan. just about every barnes and noble store will be staying open the night of the release until midnight to sell copies of the book. obviously spoliers will be leaked by then, and even if they aren't i'll be able to buy a copy real quick and skim it in the store.

 

one way or another, i hope to spoil it for every little kid in the store and rage all the soccermoms that drove them out. certainly lulz will ensue.

very funny, too bad im not into harry potter or i would be spreading rage. no one would believe that i liked it so lulz would not follow..

 

 

gg though extreamly funny especially with that dudes mom asking if it was real or not :lmfao::lmfao:

on the colbert report tonight, he talked about the new harry potter book and the people on the internet pissed off about the spoilers being spread lol:naughty:
We need to get Simpson Movie spoilers before that comes out such awesome rage especially as people think someone will die, does anyone know if it comes out in America before England? I have a friend that loves The Simpsons and to spoil it if one of the main characters die would be gold.
rhodium;486405']show up at that midnight releasing jeffokeefe34 was talking about

 

hell yeah!

and thanks for the rage idea

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