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I was chillin at mcdonalds the other day

 

I went up to the motherfuckin regista, aks fo a fuckin fish fillet wit large fries an a strawberry shake.

 

the motherfuckin BITCH said "thas gon be 2.50" i said "2 mothafuckin 50, bitch you think im really payin fo this shit?" she was like "ya yayayaya" she was spanish din know what the FUCK she was sayin.

 

so i hit her in her motherfuckin teeth, jumped over the register, got all the motherfuckin fries, took the sandwiches an everything and went bac to this motherfuckin party.

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i went to dis motherfuckin party i had all the food, i was passin out sandwiches an shit. everybody say thank you i said "bitch don't say thank you just eat the mofuckin sandwich" i don't do that thank you shit, i want no motherfuckin courtesy, i tol them bitches.

 

so after that they was laughin an shit like i was joking, so i said "oh you think its a joke huh, think its a fuckin JOKE?"

 

that was the end of they fuckin night

 

i done beat they fuckin asses and drag them out to the creek and let they ass drown in that fuckin pissy shitty-ass water

 

i let them niggas die.

Yo mayne cen eye axe yoa questin hommie g dawg playa playa? Dem hoes at miccy deez wer gon chargen yo twomodafukinfiddy? Hell naw pimp I aint pla dat.:nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga:
it was actually a water melon he ordered at kfc

 

no he ordered chicken drenched in chicken sauce with a side of chicken. and he picked the watermelons at his plantation and stole some.

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no he ordered chicken drenched in chicken sauce with a side of chicken. and he picked the watermelons at his plantation and stole some.

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OP IS ONLY FUNNY ONE IN HERE, EXCEPT BRETT, THAT MADE ME LOL CAUSE I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD JUST SAY RIFK

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