Posted July 9, 200717 yr i work in retail and i am frequently hit on by gay men customers. shit is annoying as hell. how do i get them to stop without bein a dick?
July 9, 200717 yr maybe if you didnt come off as gay to them they wouldnt do anything.. you work at abercrombie dont you
July 9, 200717 yr Why not just be like fuck it, I never experience anything new, take one round back and suck him off. But if you are too much of a prude.. Just wear a shirt that says "I hate ***gots" or something on it.
July 9, 200717 yr According to my positive calculations, the basic and simple solution of this problem comes to mind... STOP BEING GAY.
July 9, 200717 yr Hmm, do you think dressing like a Nazi would be against some kind of apparel rule where you work? Because I think that might slow them down.and carry a flag that reads "ALL ***GOTS SHOULD BE RAPED, BURNED TO DEATH AND THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL TOO" now that would work :naughty:
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July 9, 200717 yr give them your friends numbers. Hahah hell ya! There was this partyline in our town and everytime I called it half the people messaging me were gay horn dogs...... so I would give them my neighbors number and say call me later tonight and also give them my neighbors address and tell them to stop by some time if they were horny. The neighbor then later called the cops about all the nasty calls and weirdos he had showing up at his house but none of it was ever traced back to me.
July 9, 200717 yr have a sign around your neck saying, "I'm not gay, but I am happy" or just "I'm not gay". You could also put a sign on the counter saying, "number of gay men who've hit on me 84938, number of women i've gone down on 437, or "I'm not gay". You could also say i'm not gay. It's not hard. ps. you could also say "it's not hard":naughty:
July 10, 200717 yr Author i was looking at some ronnie coleman pictures when my mom came downstairs and noticed the computer screen. for some reason i always keep my hand in my pants and she saw that. then she was like "so this is what your into" and walked upstairs. i told her hes a bodybuilder but she just responded "if you want to gay then be it" in a saddened tone. i tried to explain some more but it didnt help. now shes even called my dad at work and her sister (my aunt) what can i do?
July 10, 200717 yr ^^^^ Go out and get some hookers and some crack and then have a party and screw the hookers on your moms bed. She will forget about everything else and just be glad you are into pussy and smoking rock.
July 10, 200717 yr Become a druggy, it's fun and as far away from gay as can be, gays are clean people. Even if it fails your too drugged up to care. OR you can have sex with a girl in your parents room while their home. (with door open) edit: Carwashs post freaked me out, we wrote at the same time with the same advice.
July 10, 200717 yr Give them head, but teeth their dicks so they don't want it no more. Or tell them you have AIDS.
