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What's your religion? 93 members have voted

  1. 1. What's your religion?

    • Christianity (Jesus and his fan club)
    • Islam (Muhammed the child molester)
    • Judaism (Like to snap off foreskins)
    • Hinduism (Worship cows instead of eating them)
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    • Buddhism (I don't know what the fuck they do)
      0
    • Pagan (Worship trees and shit)
    • Shinto (Worship their dead grandparents)
    • Mormon (Are dumbasses, as well as conartists)
    • Rastafarian (Like to smoke a lot of dope)
    • Pastafarian (FLYING SPAGHETTEH MONSTER)
    • Agnostic (One who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of a god)
    • Atheist (One who believes that there is no god)

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I'm atheist, so none of the above bitch.....

 

Your thread fails at being worthy of a post

Not a religious belief, but I'll do it :gaykeke:

 

Yes it is bitch, I believe that god does not exist, that's a religious believe :S ffs I hate you christian motherfuckers...

 

 

oh call me raged, reee I'm so mad I just threw my computer out the window rargh ragh etc. etc. prevention of people to call me raged etc. etc. etc.

what's the difference between a catholic and christian?

 

Catholics follow a whole bunch of rituals and traditions where Christians just read the bible.

Dude...you put pastafarian on the list. Which religion do you think the majority of us are?
Although i'm not a steady church-goer I'm still very passionate about my Christian faith. I still get offended when people insult Jesus or portray Him in a bad light. This thread kind of makes me feel like I should recommit myself to my faith..read the Bible more and stuff.
what's the difference between a catholic and christian?

 

catholics follow the pope.

 

protestants(which are all other christians) do not.

Although i'm not a steady church-goer I'm still very passionate about my Christian faith. I still get offended when people insult Jesus or portray Him in a bad light. This thread kind of makes me feel like I should recommit myself to my faith..read the Bible more and stuff.

 

made me chuckle.....lol dinosaurs are REAL and Jesus did exist but didnt die on the cross...both of the Mary's took him off of it and he healed up and had children and they all died in the end. THE END.

I'm glad some people voice the fact their atheists. Good to see the Goths are still around even though Emo has taken 1st in the shitty trend race.
I'm glad some people voice the fact their atheists. Good to see the Goths are still around even though Emo has taken 1st in the shitty trend race.

 

Not all atheists are Goths you dumb shit.

Jedi Pimp;490054']uh hello.... eastern orthodox is not protestant' date=' yet are christians[/quote']

 

forgot about them.

 

who cares about wtf they believe?

the truth is that the smartest choice is agonistic

 

for the obvious reason that one cannot prove or disprove the existence of god.

 

But we all know that the existence of god is made up by people............

the truth is that the smartest choice is agonistic

 

for the obvious reason that one cannot prove or disprove the existence of god.

 

But we all know that the existence of god is made up by people............

 

Oh good, another person trying to dump his beliefs upon others.

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