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What's your religion? 93 members have voted

  1. 1. What's your religion?

    • Christianity (Jesus and his fan club)
      22
    • Islam (Muhammed the child molester)
      2
    • Judaism (Like to snap off foreskins)
      1
    • Hinduism (Worship cows instead of eating them)
      0
    • Buddhism (I don't know what the fuck they do)
      0
    • Pagan (Worship trees and shit)
      3
    • Shinto (Worship their dead grandparents)
      1
    • Mormon (Are dumbasses, as well as conartists)
      2
    • Rastafarian (Like to smoke a lot of dope)
      6
    • Pastafarian (FLYING SPAGHETTEH MONSTER)
      11
    • Agnostic (One who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of a god)
      13
    • Atheist (One who believes that there is no god)
      32

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Religion is completely bullshit I can't believe it hasn't fucking died out by now.

 

 

Every time I go to a hotel and shit the first thing I do is reach into the bedside drawer and get the bible out, put it down my pants then rip it the fuck apart and throw the pieces over the balcony.

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believing in god is a choice but is chosen by retards who are willing to waste hours of their days praying to something bullshit.
What are you if you worship THE OPS!!!

 

CJ!!! MY SAVIOUR!!! :bowdown:

 

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Yes it is bitch, I believe that god does not exist, that's a religious believe :S ffs I hate you christian motherfuckers...

 

 

oh call me raged, reee I'm so mad I just threw my computer out the window rargh ragh etc. etc. prevention of people to call me raged etc. etc. etc.

 

I'm not Christian dumbass, I'm Agnostic. Atheism is not a religion, but it is a "belief."

big book of lies

 

BIg Book of LiEs

 

 

 

also

 

 

how in the fuck can you believe someone just "came back to life" "turns water into wine" or "heals the sick by spitting on them!"

 

i smell bullshit tbh.

 

the only religion i would like to follow is "buddhism" because their is no god no bullshit and no lies, its more like "this is how you can live your life and be peacefull and happy, but you must choose to do so, cuz i aint even gonna bother forcin ya, cuz im too peacefull and happy, come in my friend and have a drink"

 

basically, its just a nice religion unlike

 

"HI, IF YOU DONT COME TO MY BIG COLD BORING CHURCH YOU WILL BE TOURCHEREDEDEDED IN HELL FOREVER HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA now give my some money"

or

"ALLAH IS GREAT AND IF YOU DONT THINK SO YOU WILL...*detonates self*"

or

"HI, IM A MUMUMORMAN, I HAD A STROOOOOOOOOKE"

 

etc etc.

believing in god is a choice but is chosen by retards who are willing to waste hours of their days praying to something bullshit.

 

why do you have to pray for even a single hour to believe in a higher being?

 

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if you guys want to hate someone hate the jehovas witnesses

 

but you must admit muslims are lovable, even the transgressor terrorist. in the oppressed countries they get to beat the shit out of women, kill ***gots, throw big ass rocks at women; its music to your ears.

Don't waste your time

 

When you die its like youre sleeping but without the retarded dreams

 

 

until something crazy happens like the rapture or some other bullshit i wont believe in it

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/TGOW/christianity.jpg

 

I FUCKING :lmfao: I want you too :sleep2: me after i give you a :bj: now.

Agnostic

 

 

Organized religion has been a cancer to society for centuries.

Christianity is shittest religion.

ALL OF u jesus wank twats go and fuck him in ass so hard that he will born another PEDOPHILES who will fuck ur kids at birth 1

FUCK JESUS CHRIST AND ALL HIS BELIVERS

FUCK YOU HARD

Christianity is shittest religion.

ALL OF u jesus wank twats go and fuck him in ass so hard that he will born another PEDOPHILES who will fuck ur kids at birth 1

FUCK JESUS CHRIST AND ALL HIS BELIVERS

FUCK YOU HARD

 

LOL RAGED?

 

LOL NO SCHOOL?

 

LOL LEARN ENGLISH?

LOL RAGED?

 

LOL NO SCHOOL?

 

LOL LEARN ENGLISH?

 

Makes you wonder. What if many of the religious leaders of the past and present were really just highly dedicated ragers?

Don't waste your time

 

When you die its like youre sleeping but without the retarded dreams

 

 

until something crazy happens like the rapture or some other bullshit i wont believe in it

 

 

thank you, qft

 

sleeping but you dont wake up, you dont know u dont wake up due to the absence of any brain activity at all about an hour after you die (this is where people get dreams of heaven)

fuck u .what u care if i have school,my cock is still big enough to rape your mouth
Religion is completely bullshit I can't believe it hasn't fucking died out by now.

 

 

Every time I go to a hotel and shit the first thing I do is reach into the bedside drawer and get the bible out, put it down my pants then rip it the fuck apart and throw the pieces over the balcony.

 

I use the bible for toilet paper.

I FUCKING :lmfao: I want you too :sleep2: me after i give you a :bj: now.

 

okay...

I'm not Christian dumbass, I'm Agnostic. Atheism is not a religion, but it is a "belief."

 

I don't care... lol

I believe in Deism. It is a belief in a God, but he does not interfere with our daily life, there is no praying or church necessary, there was no Jesus or other savior, and there are no bullshit fairy tales.

 

Come to our meeting next Wednesday.

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