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What's your religion? 93 members have voted

  1. 1. What's your religion?

    • Christianity (Jesus and his fan club)
    • Islam (Muhammed the child molester)
    • Judaism (Like to snap off foreskins)
    • Hinduism (Worship cows instead of eating them)
      0
    • Buddhism (I don't know what the fuck they do)
      0
    • Pagan (Worship trees and shit)
    • Shinto (Worship their dead grandparents)
    • Mormon (Are dumbasses, as well as conartists)
    • Rastafarian (Like to smoke a lot of dope)
    • Pastafarian (FLYING SPAGHETTEH MONSTER)
    • Agnostic (One who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of a god)
    • Atheist (One who believes that there is no god)

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I believe in Deism. It is a belief in a God, but he does not interfere with our daily life, there is no praying or church necessary, there was no Jesus or other savior, and there are no bullshit fairy tales.

 

Come to our meeting next Wednesday.

 

I used to be Deist, but found no rationality or evidence for it.

you know that voice in your head? your conscience, your brain saying "hi" etc?

 

when you die, it all stops, all of it, and you wont even know, or be able to think about it, its just nil, nothing, like before you where born, do you have memories of being able to think before you even existed? naw... at the end of the day, we can put men on the moon, have missiles that launch in europe and go straight thru ronald macdonalds head halfway across the world, but we cant stop religions, why? because there are too many retards who believe in it and even if george bush himself stood up and said "people of ammmmmmmerica.... america... err... you nine ted states? following the cold war we discovered there is no god, here are 10000 scientists with 100% proof that god does not exist" - *red necks try and stone them while screaming THE DEVIL HAS CAPTURED HIM!!11*

you know that voice in your head? your conscience, your brain saying "hi" etc?

 

when you die, it all stops, all of it, and you wont even know, or be able to think about it, its just nil, nothing, like before you where born, do you have memories of being able to think before you even existed? naw... at the end of the day, we can put men on the moon, have missiles that launch in europe and go straight thru ronald macdonalds head halfway across the world, but we cant stop religions, why? because there are too many retards who believe in it and even if george bush himself stood up and said "people of ammmmmmmerica.... america... err... you nine ted states? following the cold war we discovered there is no god, here are 10000 scientists with 100% proof that god does not exist" - *red necks try and stone them while screaming THE DEVIL HAS CAPTURED HIM!!11*

 

heres our second winnar

Hey look its Jesus

 

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/retarded_guy.jpg

 

AND ITS MUHAMMID

 

http://jiel.b.free.fr/blog/documents/55_muhammad_paparazzi.png

OH GOD ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

 

IF YOU DO NOT WORSHIP THE SUN THEN YOUR A DUMBASS

 

IT KEEPS THE EARTH IN ORBIT

GIVES LIGHT, HEAT, LIFE, EVAPORATES WATER TO CREATE RAIN AND THE MELTING OF ICE/SNOW FOR WATER, ECT.

 

IF YOU LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN YOU WILL BECOME BLIND AFTER TIME. SOUNDS FAMILIAR! WHEN YOU LOOK AT GOD, YOU DIE FROM HOLYNESS. SOUNDS LIKE THEY STOLE IT.

 

George Carlin made this possible

OH GOD ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

 

IF YOU DO NOT WORSHIP THE SUN THEN YOUR A DUMBASS

 

IT KEEPS THE EARTH IN ORBIT

GIVES LIGHT, HEAT, LIFE, EVAPORATES WATER TO CREATE RAIN AND THE MELTING OF ICE/SNOW FOR WATER, ECT.

 

IF YOU LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN YOU WILL BECOME BLIND AFTER TIME. SOUNDS FAMILIAR! WHEN YOU LOOK AT GOD, YOU DIE FROM HOLYNESS. SOUNDS LIKE THEY STOLE IT.

 

George Carlin made this possible

 

 

 

OMFG YOUR RIGHT

 

 

ALL HAIL THE SUN GOD

 

OSIRIS

 

http://www.kenseamedia.com/egyptian_gods/images/osiris_isis_horus.jpg

Oh good, another person trying to dump his beliefs upon others.

 

shut up, at least i don't have a :nigga: in my signature.......

... religion, is a joke... the whole thing is contradictory, and when you die it will be like before you were born... basically.
Although i'm not a steady church-goer I'm still very passionate about my Christian faith. I still get offended when people insult Jesus or portray Him in a bad light. This thread kind of makes me feel like I should recommit myself to my faith..read the Bible more and stuff.

 

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8135/jesusnazilj5.jpg

 

i voted atheist btw

If you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're insane.

 

 

Religion is BS.

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http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8135/jesusnazilj5.jpg

 

i voted atheist btw

 

Holy fucking rifk.

i'm Christian

could care less about what you believe

not going to dump my beliefs on you like the troll "hardcore atheists" in this thread

i'm Christian

could care less about what you believe

not going to dump my beliefs on you like the troll "hardcore atheists" in this thread

 

Believe in whatever the fuck you want. You think you get shit for saying what you believe in? Try saying your a heliolater. People dont even know what the fuck that is so you gotta explain that helio mean the sun in greek, then they are like "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT IS BASICALLY OUR LIFE SUPPORT AND IF IT WASNT HERE, WE WOULDNT EXIST? THATS FUCKIN CRAZY. THATS SO CRAZY, THAT IM GOING TO EAT PANCAKE MIX, LAY DOWN ON A HOT PLATE, AND SHIT OUT A FULL BREAKFAST.

Believe in whatever the fuck you want. You think you get shit for saying what you believe in? Try saying your a heliolater. People dont even know what the fuck that is so you gotta explain that helio mean the sun in greek, then they are like "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT IS BASICALLY OUR LIFE SUPPORT AND IF IT WASNT HERE, WE WOULDNT EXIST? THATS FUCKIN CRAZY. THATS SO CRAZY, THAT IM GOING TO EAT PANCAKE MIX, LAY DOWN ON A HOT PLATE, AND SHIT OUT A FULL BREAKFAST.

 

 

 

everyone else in this thread is speaking there mind

saying there Atheist and Agnostic

now that i'm participating in the thread i can't?

listen to your logic retard

stop being such a fucking troll.

everyone else in this thread is speaking there mind

saying there Atheist and Agnostic

now that i'm participating in the thread i can't?

listen to your logic retard

stop being such a fucking troll.

 

I directed that towards the actual people I know i've told it too, like dumbass teachers.

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