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A senior BNP member was in a road accident, taken to hospital, and required 7 pints of blood.

 

As he recovered consciousness in the recovery room, the doctor said, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you, which do you want first?”

 

The BNP member, in a haze said, “Oh, give me the bad news first”

 

The doctor said “Ok, you’ve had 4 pints of negro blood, and three pints of Paki blood!”

 

The BNP member cried out in anguish, “Oh, for Gawds sake, what is the good news?”

 

The doctor replied “your penis has grown 4 inches, and you’re top of the housing list!”

lol

 

(What else is there to reply? A reply of lol gives me +1 post and makes the end user satisfied?)

yeah pork because when you get a lot of posts your going to be super popular on the internet!!!

 

So there are 4 people standing by a bridge. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the bridge that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. "There is a lot of sushi in my country." Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. "There is too much love in my country." Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. "There are a lot of tacos in my country." Next is the American. He looks around. He picks up the Mexican guy and throws him off the bridge. "There are a lot of Mexicans in my country."

 

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