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so i puked in wild water kingdom today... right on the fucking pool area like nothign cause im fucking gangsta liek that.... and the story goes.....

 

 

 

we were eating and i was justing DONEING shit.... had 2 hotdogs, then a burger, this burger was so dirty, all mushy and not cooked, pink and shit, but i finished it, then went back for 3 more hot dogs... didnt chance the burger but it was too late....

 

either way, me and my brother and law make a run for the beer store, cause brampton is so fucking gay, dude gives me wrong ass directions..... we finally get there, grab 6 tall boys and get to work.... just lookin for a lil mash so we can fly down slides and piss in the pool

 

 

so we start chugging 1, all good, then we get cups from insdide and start pouring em, and just dowing cup after cup, at about 5 i think, i stand up.....

 

was feeling mad bloated and shit, couldnt burp knew something was up.... i take a lil walk and just say fuck it.... i puke all over the lil side walk infront of everyone.... theresl ike big ass chunks of hot dogs and shit, causei just swallow and dont chew.... :$

 

im laughing my fucking ass off, my brother in law almost puked, i continued laughing so fucking hard

 

then i just grab dirt and cover it, and continue back on the beers

 

felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lovely after pukle.... was just 2 quick streams....

 

 

the only puke ive ever been completly proud of..... shits was so epic... then i was like FUCK I SHOULDA TOOK AFUCIN PICTURE after we already covered it.....

 

 

o well...\

 

you win some, you loose some...

Thats why I don't like to eat before starting a drinking binge.

 

Too bad you did not puke in some nappy headed hoes hair.

interesting. You like you swallow hot dogs without chewing....

 

it's called "practising"

P-DoT;491380']so i puked in wild water kingdom today... right on the fucking pool area like nothign cause im fucking gangsta liek that.... and the story goes.....

 

 

 

we were eating and i was justing DONEING shit.... had 2 hotdogs, then a burger, this burger was so dirty, all mushy and not cooked, pink and shit, but i finished it, then went back for 3 more hot dogs... didnt chance the burger but it was too late....

 

either way, me and my brother and law make a run for the beer store, cause brampton is so fucking gay, dude gives me wrong ass directions..... we finally get there, grab 6 tall boys and get to work.... just lookin for a lil mash so we can fly down slides and piss in the pool

 

 

so we start chugging 1, all good, then we get cups from insdide and start pouring em, and just dowing cup after cup, at about 5 i think, i stand up.....

 

was feeling mad bloated and shit, couldnt burp knew something was up.... i take a lil walk and just say fuck it.... i puke all over the lil side walk infront of everyone.... theresl ike big ass chunks of hot dogs and shit, causei just swallow and dont chew.... :$

 

im laughing my fucking ass off, my brother in law almost puked, i continued laughing so fucking hard

 

then i just grab dirt and cover it, and continue back on the beers

 

felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lovely after pukle.... was just 2 quick streams....

 

 

the only puke ive ever been completly proud of..... shits was so epic... then i was like FUCK I SHOULDA TOOK AFUCIN PICTURE after we already covered it.....

 

 

o well...\

 

you win some, you loose some...

pics or didn't happen.

P-DoT;491380']... then i was like FUCK I SHOULDA TOOK AFUCIN PICTURE after we already covered it.....

 

 

o well...\

 

you win some, you loose some...

 

yep, you lose...... pics or its all lies

 

I should burn your Canadian :nigga: lovein ass in my jew oven for this pile of shit thread

P-DoT;491380']so i puked in wild water kingdom today... right on the fucking pool area like nothign cause im fucking gangsta liek that.... and the story goes.....

 

 

 

we were eating and i was justing DONEING shit.... had 2 hotdogs, then a burger, this burger was so dirty, all mushy and not cooked, pink and shit, but i finished it, then went back for 3 more hot dogs... didnt chance the burger but it was too late....

 

either way, me and my brother and law make a run for the beer store, cause brampton is so fucking gay, dude gives me wrong ass directions..... we finally get there, grab 6 tall boys and get to work.... just lookin for a lil mash so we can fly down slides and piss in the pool

 

 

so we start chugging 1, all good, then we get cups from insdide and start pouring em, and just dowing cup after cup, at about 5 i think, i stand up.....

 

was feeling mad bloated and shit, couldnt burp knew something was up.... i take a lil walk and just say fuck it.... i puke all over the lil side walk infront of everyone.... theresl ike big ass chunks of hot dogs and shit, causei just swallow and dont chew.... :$

 

im laughing my fucking ass off, my brother in law almost puked, i continued laughing so fucking hard

 

then i just grab dirt and cover it, and continue back on the beers

 

felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lovely after pukle.... was just 2 quick streams....

 

 

the only puke ive ever been completly proud of..... shits was so epic... then i was like FUCK I SHOULDA TOOK AFUCIN PICTURE after we already covered it.....

 

 

o well...\

 

you win some, you loose some...

 

I wanted to go there...don't know if I ever did... man, I miss Toronto... how the hell did I wind up in Florida with all the retired people I keep asking myself.

Pukeing underwater is the real win because everything just rises
CJ;491833']Pukeing underwater is the real win because everything just rises

 

rifk!

 

i gotta try that.

CJ;491833']Pukeing underwater is the real win because everything just rises

 

whats your point???? You live in Chilliclothe ohio, why dont u just go over to ceder point and take a shit all over one of their rides..... be sure to take pics or I will burn your ass in my jew_oven for your treacherous lies.

kik reminds me of when i puked on my ex girlfriends lawn that was a real story but i will not tell it now
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r0k;492132']kik reminds me of when i puked on my ex girlfriends lawn that was a real story but i will not tell it now

 

 

 

rofl

 

i puked in my bredrins girlfriends car one night and just walked away before anyone noticed

 

 

i also puked in some random ass kids house, his baby brothers room

 

i moved the bed over it, they found it lik a weeek later, unimpressed

P-DoT;492304']rofl

 

i puked in my bredrins girlfriends car one night and just walked away before anyone noticed

 

 

i also puked in some random ass kids house, his baby brothers room

 

i moved the bed over it, they found it lik a weeek later, unimpressed

 

WIN

P-DoT;492304']rofl

 

i puked in my bredrins girlfriends car one night and just walked away before anyone noticed

 

 

i also puked in some random ass kids house, his baby brothers room

 

i moved the bed over it, they found it lik a weeek later, unimpressed

 

im pretty disgusted that someone can sleep in a room for a week without noticing that someone threw up on your room and moved a bed over it

lol

r0k;492704']im pretty disgusted that someone can sleep in a room for a week without noticing that someone threw up on your room and moved a bed over it

lol

 

Exactly my thoughts. They must have been related to CJ.

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