July 14, 200717 yr Two times for wiping and only two, no more, no less. Two shall be the number of wipes and the number of the wipes shall be two. Three wipes is not, nor one except if you preseed to two. Zero is right out! Once two wipes are completed, flush and send that evil to hell.
July 14, 200717 yr one peice to clean the seat one peice to stop the splash (along with the first.) ***SHIT GOES HERE*** one up one down one to pinch the middle one more big up and finnaly one more to check if theres any poo poo left
July 15, 200717 yr what kind of man does that whole routine?  a man that takes joy in the shit ritual?
July 15, 200717 yr one peice to clean the seat one peice to stop the splash (along with the first.) ***SHIT GOES HERE*** one up one down one to pinch the middle one more big up and finnaly one more to check if theres any poo poo left i do something along the lines of that..
July 15, 200717 yr probably somewhere between 14 or 22, yes I seriously whipe that much 'cus there's always shit around there. And when the toilet doesnt' flush I grab the toiletbrush and wham it down in untill all the water rising stops and goes down...   http://www.steja.nl/images/toiletborstel%20_0293.jpg
July 15, 200717 yr lol all the shit about skidmarks reminds me of this kid in 2nd grade, he shit his pants and there was a huge shit stain on the back of his shorts...then he blamed it on his brother
July 15, 200717 yr what kind of man does that whole routine? having a dirty asshole is not m3nly :O_o: wipe until it's clean D:
July 15, 200717 yr I wipe like 70,000 times, then i go and do whatever and then about 30 minutes later i wipe again! Just for any stragglers.
July 15, 200717 yr Author I wipe like 70,000 times, then i go and do whatever and then about 30 minutes later i wipe again! Just for any stragglers. ftw
July 15, 200717 yr i only wipe with this http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51063271/Sand_Paper.jpg or this http://www.kalustyans.com/pictures/Cheese-Grater-ss.jpg
