Posted July 16, 200717 yr What the fuck is with Chuck Norris jokes? He's a fucking bitch. He makes fucking work out videos, how the fuck is that cool? Furthermore, he's fucking white. What the fuck is with the Jackie Chan bullshit he's trying to do. White people don't kick, they call the cops. Bruce Lee murdered his ass and ripped out his bitch ass chest hair, Chuck Norris is a little bitch.
July 16, 200717 yr White people. That makes you a :nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga: eYe hUnGreH HuH Wers Ma fiZzOod stAmPuhz?
July 16, 200717 yr lol If chuck norris jumps in teh water, he dont become wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris Chuck Norris FTW
July 16, 200717 yr Mr. T > Chuck Norris without a doubt. Let's list the notable work that each has done. Mr. T The A-Team Rocky Wrestlemania Mr. T's Commandments (his album) I Pity The Fool (talk show) Chuck Norris Walker, Texas Ranger (which sucks anyway)
July 16, 200717 yr What the fuck is with Chuck Norris jokes? He's a fucking bitch. He makes fucking work out videos, how the fuck is that cool? Furthermore, he's fucking white. What the fuck is with the Jackie Chan bullshit he's trying to do. White people don't kick, they call the cops. Bruce Lee murdered his ass and ripped out his bitch ass chest hair, Chuck Norris is a little bitch. rifk raged.
July 16, 200717 yr And it appears Chuck thinks we are just too cool to have evolved so he had to create something even more powerful than himself - An Almighty Omnipotent Benevolent MAGIC SKY FAIRY that we all bow down to! Well, he IS a Ninja I guess... Hey Chuck, I'm going to prove you wrong by using the same amount of evidence you did: We evolved because Charles Darwin said so. And I can't do all things and neither can you. I'm officially placing you below Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in the action star category. So here are some new Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris locks himself in the bathroom and pees his pants. I gave Chuck Norris a survey...and he failed. Feel free to add your own. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9030/imagesic3.jpg Shot at 2007-07-16"]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9030/imagesic3.jpg Shot at 2007-07-16[/url]
July 17, 200717 yr You dont call the cops if you are a texas ranger. when chuck norris is around we dont need the cops, all they do is get in his way.
July 23, 200717 yr When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
August 3, 200717 yr Theres no such thing as extinct, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live .
August 3, 200717 yr And it appears Chuck thinks we are just too cool to have evolved so he had to create something even more powerful than himself - An Almighty Omnipotent Benevolent MAGIC SKY FAIRY that we all bow down to! Well, he IS a Ninja I guess... Hey Chuck, I'm going to prove you wrong by using the same amount of evidence you did: We evolved because Charles Darwin said so. And I can't do all things and neither can you. I'm officially placing you below Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in the action star category. So here are some new Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris locks himself in the bathroom and pees his pants. I gave Chuck Norris a survey...and he failed. Feel free to add your own. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9030/imagesic3.jpg Shot at 2007-07-16"]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9030/imagesic3.jpg Shot at 2007-07-16[/url] Woah Armin was actually completey coherent in this post.
August 3, 200717 yr eYe hUnGreH HuH Wers Ma fiZzOod stAmPuhz? you contradickt yourself. look at your name. 420ObSiDiOn, 1st of all weed is for ******s, quit pretending to be all white power and shit.
August 3, 200717 yr Chuck Norris is so tough, he went into a McDonalds and ordered a whopper; and he got it!
August 4, 200717 yr the only people who still use Chuck Norris jokes are furry ***gots and ytmnd ***gots.
August 4, 200717 yr when chuck norris does a pull up, he doesnt pull up, the gods from the skys come down to him...chuck norris is teh 1337 yo
August 4, 200717 yr That makes you a :nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga::nigga: eYe hUnGreH HuH Wers Ma fiZzOod stAmPuhz? your so gangsta playing wow and listening to rap music beleive in your false idle and pray to the lowercase t reading the bible and say a prayer every night "oh please plase jesus make daddy stop hitting me and touching me in weird places and make momy come back and make me black" your so gangsta your not black like barry white no your black like jack black
August 4, 200717 yr Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.
