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With the recent dismissal of Kevin_Mitnick And the forums calming down a bit, I decided to track down, and host an interview with what seemed as one of myg0t's more controversial members. No animals were hurt in the making of this interview.

 

Me: Kevin are there any things you would like to say before this interview.

 

Kevin: Yes, I would firstly like to appologize to all the disruption I had caused to the forums, it was unnessesary and wrong, I came to realise this when my father had done his weekly check on my recent internet activity (He has this program on which I can't seem to stop, it is called norton childsafety and seeing how the only two things i know how to work on a computer being minesweeper and internet explorer I had great difficulty doing much to stop it) found out that I have been wasting my time and kicked me around a bit.

 

Me: I see Kevin, so have you had much abuse in your life, and by the way how old are you?

 

Kevin: I am 15 and a half. Well actually yes, my father is a very strict christian who seems to follow only the child beating dictations of christianity, he enjoys practicing them on me when he is drunk, he enjoys playing this ''game'' on me he likes to call ''The murder in venice.''

 

Me: Tell us a bit more about yourself Kevin.

 

Kevin: Well seeing how my father always abuses me it had made me act very innapropriately in high school. Being the social outcast is never easy, but i had a very serious health problem at the same time - a dysfunction with my sexuall arousal (If I need to release sexuall frustration I have to otherwise things go very wrong). Now being at highschool and not being able to get any girls as such due to my erraticly weird behaviour I had alot of sexual tention, which embarrasingly ended up with me having to masturbate secretly during classes. When the faculty had found this out i was immediately monitored until i was officially caught releasing my fluids all over a very old proffesor of mine (which had killed him due to shear shock - this had cause my father to introduce a new game into our roleplays ''The Crucifiction'') I was eventually expelled from the school and had spent alot of time at home.

 

Me: How did you find an interest in posting on the myg0t forums?

 

Kevin: I had saved up some money (My father would pay me for satisfying his ''biblical'' needs) on which i had bought the book ''Google for dummies'' this taught me the basics of searching on google. One day my dad asked me to do as search for him otherwise he would invite 10 men to play ''bukkake'' with me, I didn't know what this was but anything coming from my father was deeply hurtfull but he assured me it was becasue he loved me. More on the search, it was something or other to do with God, which i had misspelt with a 0 and a T (I was still learning typing at the time) and is how I found the myg0t forums. I believed that these forums were a pefect way to express my diminished childhood. I had imagined that myg0t would be a wonderful safe haven where I could annoy anyone i wanted withought getting physically assaulted by them. I believed that the myg0t users stood for all those people who oppressed me in the past and I could write as much as I wanted to In order to make them annoyed, it was such a beautifull visual I could never forget, one by one, i imagined the forum members were various people in my life and as soon as they were angered, i would masturbate for a prolonged time before ejaculating (My father caught me once and said this was good practice for a game called ''Fatherly love'',) There was a moment when a certain myg0t member said ''How much I love you Kevin'' - I decided to pretend he was my father, as these were words I always wanted him to say.

 

Me: Thank you kevin for your time, is there anything you would like to say in closing?

 

Kevin: Yes once again I would like to appologise for everything I have done, you have meant alot to me myg0t, I believe you were the only thing in life I had. Well it looks like I have to go, it's 5 o'clock and my dad brought some friends over for ''Spank the donkey.''

 

Me: No problem Kevin I wish you the very best, it was nice meeting you.

 

P.S I had a video and pictures of me doing the interview but I had decided to delete them in order to make this thread friendly for 56k users, I swear on Kevin's life.

I decided to track down, and host an interview with what seemed as one of myg0t's more controversial members.

 

Controversial?

 

I admit i havent been around for a long time but saying he was one of the most controversial members on myg0t of all places is just retarded.

 

I dont think there's ever been a controversial anything on myg0t.

 

Still kinda funny though, but i think its too much attention for a troll who actually knows how to troll though.

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Controversial?

 

I admit i havent been around for a long time but saying he was one of the most controversial members on myg0t of all places is just retarded.

 

I dont think there's ever been a controversial anything on myg0t.

 

Still kinda funny though, but i think its too much attention for a troll who actually knows how to troll though.

 

I say ''more contraversial'' and it's just generally more of a lead into the main part than my actuall belief, as for the attention, I thought I would make a joke. thanks for finding it funny.

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Hey everyone, Kevins back!

 

Hi Phil :wavey:

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With the recent dismissal of Kevin_Mitnick And the forums calming down a bit, I decided to track down, and host an interview with what seemed as one of myg0t's more controversial members. No animals were hurt in the making of this interview.

 

Me: Kevin are there any things you would like to say before this interview.

 

Kevin: Yes, I would firstly like to appologize to all the disruption I had caused to the forums, it was unnessesary and wrong, I came to realise this when my father had done his weekly check on my recent internet activity (He has this program on which I can't seem to stop, it is called norton childsafety and seeing how the only two things i know how to work on a computer being minesweeper and internet explorer I had great difficulty doing much to stop it) found out that I have been wasting my time and kicked me around a bit.

 

Me: I see Kevin, so have you had much abuse in your life, and by the way how old are you?

 

Kevin: I am 15 and a half. Well actually yes, my father is a very strict christian who seems to follow only the child beating dictations of christianity, he enjoys practicing them on me when he is drunk, he enjoys playing this ''game'' on me he likes to call ''The murder in venice.''

 

Me: Tell us a bit more about yourself Kevin.

 

Kevin: Well seeing how my father always abuses me it had made me act very innapropriately in high school. Being the social outcast is never easy, but i had a very serious health problem at the same time - a dysfunction with my sexuall arousal (If I need to release sexuall frustration I have to otherwise things go very wrong). Now being at highschool and not being able to get any girls as such due to my erraticly weird behaviour I had alot of sexual tention, which embarrasingly ended up with me having to masturbate secretly during classes. When the faculty had found this out i was immediately monitored until i was officially caught releasing my fluids all over a very old proffesor of mine (which had killed him due to shear shock - this had cause my father to introduce a new game into our roleplays ''The Crucifiction'') I was eventually expelled from the school and had spent alot of time at home.

 

Me: How did you find an interest in posting on the myg0t forums?

 

Kevin: I had saved up some money (My father would pay me for satisfying his ''biblical'' needs) on which i had bought the book ''Google for dummies'' this taught me the basics of searching on google. One day my dad asked me to do as search for him otherwise he would invite 10 men to play ''bukkake'' with me, I didn't know what this was but anything coming from my father was deeply hurtfull but he assured me it was becasue he loved me. More on the search, it was something or other to do with God, which i had misspelt with a 0 and a T (I was still learning typing at the time) and is how I found the myg0t forums. I believed that these forums were a pefect way to express my diminished childhood. I had imagined that myg0t would be a wonderful safe haven where I could annoy anyone i wanted withought getting physically assaulted by them. I believed that the myg0t users stood for all those people who oppressed me in the past and I could write as much as I wanted to In order to make them annoyed, it was such a beautifull visual I could never forget, one by one, i imagined the forum members were various people in my life and as soon as they were angered, i would masturbate for a prolonged time before ejaculating (My father caught me once and said this was good practice for a game called ''Fatherly love'',) There was a moment when a certain myg0t member said ''How much I love you Kevin'' - I decided to pretend he was my father, as these were words I always wanted him to say.

 

Me: Thank you kevin for your time, is there anything you would like to say in closing?

 

Kevin: Yes once again I would like to appologise for everything I have done, you have meant alot to me myg0t, I believe you were the only thing in life I had. Well it looks like I have to go, it's 5 o'clock and my dad brought some friends over for ''Spank the donkey.''

 

Me: No problem Kevin I wish you the very best, it was nice meeting you.

 

P.S I had a video and pictures of me doing the interview but I had decided to delete them in order to make this thread friendly for 56k users, I swear on Kevin's life.

 

I see that Kevin has raged you badly. You have made a post that ridicules him even after he has been banned. Don't say that you aren't because I have a very advanced understanding of the human psyche and I can say that: you are raged.

I am not this Kevin Feggot, he sounds like a total bitch,

 

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I am not this Kevin Feggot, he sounds like a total bitch,

 

I AM CAPTAIN JIM TIBERIOUS KIRK OF THE USS ENTERPRISE IN ALLIANCE WITH THE UNITED FEDRATION OF PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hey Kevin! Let's try an experiment. How many neg reps does it take to reach 2 red dots?:thinker::cool:

RIFK IM KEVIN MITNICK. IVE GONE INSANE THANKS TO MYG0TS FUCKING

 

 

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RIFK IM KEVIN MITNICK. IVE GONE INSANE THANKS TO MYG0TS FUCKING

 

 

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are there just bands of 12 year olds failing to rage us?

are there just bands of 12 year olds failing to rage us?

 

I am not 12, I am 35 years old in Earth years, my name is Captain James T Kirk.

 

I need help on getting back to the 24th century, PLEASE HELP ME, I WAS PULLED HERE THROUGH SOME SORT OF DIMENSIONAL RIFT.

 

 

I have what you would call an image, so please help me get back to my proper time zone.

 

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I see that Kevin has raged you badly. You have made a post that ridicules him even after he has been banned. Don't say that you aren't because I have a very advanced understanding of the human psyche and I can say that: you are raged.

 

Nah never get raged by anyone here because no one insults me directly, and when they do - LOL it's the internet - who cares?

I made this post since I was bored, and i thought - how could I make some poeple laugh, and I thought this would be a funnny thing to do. And offcourse you don't have to believe me, enjoy the interview.

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Jedi Pimp;493571']he's not a myg0t member. your thread = teh fail

 

Don't pretend you didn't laugh.

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