Possibly the most retardedly lolrus ******* bulletin I've ever seen. Takes all of thirty seconds to read but totally worth it. Would be interested if anyone could top this for a stupid OMG,FWD message.

 

Date:

18 Jul 2007 2:30 PM

 

Subject:

no means NO asshole

 

Body:

Guy:"Lets have sex right now."

 

Girl: "Can we do what?"

 

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

 

Girl: "Um.....no."

 

Guy: "Why?"

 

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

 

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

 

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

 

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

 

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

 

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

 

 

5 minutes pass.......

 

 

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

 

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

 

Guy: tries to kiss her.

 

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

 

Guy: continues trying.

 

Girl: moves to the back seat

 

 

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

 

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

 

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

 

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

 

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

 

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

 

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

 

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

 

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

 

 

An hour passes.........

 

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

 

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

 

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

 

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

 

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

 

2 months later.........

 

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

 

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

 

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

 

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

 

Girl: faints.

 

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

 

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide..

 

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole"

 

Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

 

Well the way I see it if you open and read this and DON"T REPOST this you must be for rape???

 

I mean don't get me wrong, rape's not cool, but that ^^ is just stupid "teen gurl takes on the world with attempt at cutting story" material.

I know you actually wrote that.

You lied...You said it would take 30 seconds to read.. You're untrustworthy.

get your myspace.com outta here! :sleep:

I know you actually wrote that.

 

moar lyk stolde liek a niggar http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6377/antirapeplzkf8.jpg

well I don't know about "IRL Rage!!!!!"

 

but here's some myg0t forum rage:

 

CJ caught posing in his bedroom

 

http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/3163/klingonhomelessep7.jpg Shot at 2007-07-03

 

FUCK CJ BAN CJ LET JEDI PRIMP RUN THE IRC>

Possibly the most retardedly lolrus ******* bulletin I've ever seen. Takes all of thirty seconds to read but totally worth it. Would be interested if anyone could top this for a stupid OMG,FWD message.

 

Date:

18 Jul 2007 2:30 PM

 

Subject:

no means NO asshole

 

Body:

Guy:"Lets have sex right now."

 

Girl: "Can we do what?"

 

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

 

Girl: "Um.....no."

 

Guy: "Why?"

 

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

 

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

 

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

 

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

 

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

 

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

 

 

5 minutes pass.......

 

 

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

 

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

 

Guy: tries to kiss her.

 

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

 

Guy: continues trying.

 

Girl: moves to the back seat

 

 

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

 

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

 

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

 

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

 

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

 

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

 

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

 

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

 

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

 

 

An hour passes.........

 

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

 

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

 

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

 

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

 

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

 

2 months later.........

 

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

 

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

 

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

 

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

 

Girl: faints.

 

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

 

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide..

 

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole"

 

Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

 

Well the way I see it if you open and read this and DON"T REPOST this you must be for rape???

 

I mean don't get me wrong, rape's not cool, but that ^^ is just stupid "teen gurl takes on the world with attempt at cutting story" material.

 

It touched my heart, I'll never rape pre-pubescent girls again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

just kidding I will.

i cant believe i actualy read all that.

 

 

 

well props for :thinker:raging:thinker: me i guess.

Rape is uncool.

 

Can't imagine having sex with a woman who's not playing along and having a great time, much of the pleasure is lost when only you are pleased.

 

But when they play along and please you and make you crazy, that's what sex is all about ! :bj::buttseks: XD

Good Googly Moogly

 

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:O_o::O_o: HAR HAR :lmfao::lmfao:

i came

i came

 

shut the fuck up, your not instantly e-cool if you say that.

 

the story was shit, sorry.