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WELL WELL WELL I AM HERE TODAY TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL SOME FUNNY RAGE INFORMATION.

 

counterstrike source has servers that run a hide n seek game, which is basically the CT's running around trying to find/kill T's that have morphed into everyday objects.

 

now, the great part about this game method, is that sv_cheats must be at 1, so you can either bind keys (f1 to f4 for me) to "impulse 102" (ie: bind f1 "impulse 102"), or if you're knowledgeable, make yourself a script to make it faster

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What this does is spawn a bunch of little skulls, and eventually (once you've put a shitload of skulls on the map), the server will crash ^_^ (this is an old bug, but still works with sv_cheats 1)

 

also, if you're playing as a Terrorist and don't want to get killed (or counterterrorist and just wanna be a jew), you can use the server side speed hack (which is basically a framerate bug)

 

type host_framerate 15 in your console to activate it. this works extremely well if you morph into a small object, such as a radio, or a phone, etc....i find that between 10-20 is a good setting for this.

 

and last but not least, with some objects that you morph into, if crouching is aloud on the server, you can crouch on a flat surface and your object model will dissapear. so far ive found that on cs_office you can use the phone and crouch to dissapear, on de_train you can use the file box (a box full of papers) and crouch to dissapear. im sure that there are many other objects/maps that you can do this on.

 

 

 

 

that's all for now, let the rage ensue.

 

btw: if you can't find any hide and seek servers, try gametiger and search for server name "seek", a nice healthy list will pop up.

 

 

EDIT: i forgot to mention that there are also hide and seek servers for Counter-strike 1.6

EDIT: here is an example of the skulls (notice the crazy fps drop)

http://image.hazardstrip.com/ss/games/media/4058.jpg

 

[myg0t]shibby out! :O_o:

Whats also great is if you have a hack with esp, just walk up to some one and tell them to dance and jump around or else you will kill them. I've got footage of me stalking a phone into an office room cornering him and demanding a dance before I knife the guy.
lol i did this five times and theyh didnt know what was going on...

To spam things like skulls and purple shit like in past CS:S beta exploits, first enable sv_cheats, and then use the following config file:

 

"te 1000 breakmodel"

"te 1000 Dynamic Light"

"te 1000 Explosion"

"te 1000 Large Funnel"

"te 1000 Show Line"

"te 1000 Blood Stream"

"te 1000 Metal Sparks"

"te 1000 Armor Ricochet"

"te 1000 BeamRingPoint"

"te 1000 Bubbles"

"te 1000 Sprite"

"te 1000 Energy Splash"

"te 1000 Smoke"

"te 1000 breakmodel"

"te 1000 Dynamic Light"

"te 1000 Explosion"

"te 1000 Large Funnel"

"te 1000 Show Line"

"te 1000 Blood Stream"

"te 1000 Metal Sparks"

"te 1000 Armor Ricochet"

"te 1000 BeamRingPoint"

"te 1000 Bubbles"

"te 1000 Sprite"

"te 1000 Energy Splash"

"te 1000 Smoke"

 

 

keep your g0t tag off, alot of these servers have admins on 24.7

just run around creating havoc with the te exploit script and let the rage happen

rofl

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sideways;498092']pm me in irc if anyone wants to ragen hide and seek servers

 

ok ill take your word for it...no really i will

  • 2 weeks later...

i have been raging on this one hide'n'seek server, just voice annoys until i heard of this :naughtyd:

+reps <333333 this is great

  jdinatale said:
How do I use that config file?

 

Copy that text and paste into notepad, save it as something.cfg and save it in your cs:s config folder. In cs:s bind ; to "exec something" and then have fun.

  jdinatale said:
How do I use that config file?

 

make a config file with all that shit in your cfg directory

then bind key "exec cfgname.cfg"

 

for instance my config is te.cfg and i have the bind

bind o "exec te.cfg"

  jdinatale said:
I spammed a bunch, and got a connection problem, then lost connection to server, did that mean I crashed it succesfully? I used the spam script.

 

Yes, if you see connection problem, its crashed. To check, quickly disconnect and re-connect to that server, if yo ucant..then it crashed. But it will go back up in about 30 seconds after it crashed.

 

I tried the spamscript. What i love to do is when i get caught and shot, and your able to see everyone and where they are hiding, or the ct's where they are moving too, just watch them and use the script. The skulls and shit fly out from there body, so it seems that they are spamming it. I managed to get around 10 people banned last night and multiple servers.

 

EDIT: Not sure if this is for all servers, and i just found this out. But with your knife, if you use its secondary function, the "stab", it doesnt take off any health...again...not sure if its for all servers..just say it in some dust 2 server.

just crashed 8.12.70.185:27015

 

spawning breakmodel gets the skulls out faster and still crashes server, and people are really annoyed when smoke is spawned too, any other really annoying ones?

How exactly do you do that copy into notepad thingy. It didn't work for me could you tell me step by step + how to spam more than one skull at time?
  True_Pork said:
How exactly do you do that copy into notepad thingy. It didn't work for me could you tell me step by step + how to spam more than one skull at time?

 

Sure, if you post pics of your penis.

  True_Pork said:
How exactly do you do that copy into notepad thingy. It didn't work for me could you tell me step by step + how to spam more than one skull at time?

 

Start-all programs- accessories-notepad

 

Still with me? ight.

 

Now that your in notepad, go back to the site here, copy:

 

"te 1000 breakmodel"

"te 1000 Dynamic Light"

"te 1000 Explosion"

"te 1000 Large Funnel"

"te 1000 Show Line"

"te 1000 Blood Stream"

"te 1000 Metal Sparks"

"te 1000 Armor Ricochet"

"te 1000 BeamRingPoint"

"te 1000 Bubbles"

"te 1000 Sprite"

"te 1000 Energy Splash"

"te 1000 Smoke"

"te 1000 breakmodel"

"te 1000 Dynamic Light"

"te 1000 Explosion"

"te 1000 Large Funnel"

"te 1000 Show Line"

"te 1000 Blood Stream"

"te 1000 Metal Sparks"

"te 1000 Armor Ricochet"

"te 1000 BeamRingPoint"

"te 1000 Bubbles"

"te 1000 Sprite"

"te 1000 Energy Splash"

"te 1000 Smoke"

 

(highlight and right click-then go to copy), and go back to your notepad, rightclick anywhere in the big white space and hit paste.

 

Give you a second to catch up....

 

 

Alright, still being in notepad...go to the top left of notepad, see file?

Yeah, click on that, go down four spaces, and click "save as".

 

Ok a box should appear, (I will use [myg0t]sideways's example). Do you see "File name" near the bottom? Yeah. Alright, ...(remember what we did earlier) copy and paste:

 

te.cfg

 

into the long box beside "file name".

 

Alright...still holding on?

 

Excellent.

 

Alright, now... do you see "save in" near the top of your save box?

 

Well, you will want to save this document in your cfg file in cstrike.

 

Program files, steam, steam apps, y0ur shit, counter strike souce, cstrike, cfg.

 

^^^ Thats what you need to follow to get to your cfg folder in cstrike.

 

Now hit the save button on the bottom right.

 

Close notepad...(top righthand corner...hit the "X")

 

 

Alright, hopefully you have survived this long journey, but hold out still..were almost there!!1

 

Now, your going to want to open counter strike source.

 

Give you a second here...:gaysex2:

 

Alright, open your console, (~). Going to use [myg0t]shibby's example here.

 

copy and paste:

 

bind f1 "impulse 102"

 

 

into your console and hit submit. (bottom right corner).

 

 

Now, copy and paste:

 

bind o "exec te.cfg"

 

 

into your console and hit submit.

 

 

 

There you go. Just find a "hide and seek" server, join, hit "F1", then hit the "o" button, then booyah! spamming multiple skulls, purple shit, bubbles, and other crap.

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