Posted July 27, 200717 yr So yesterday was the 2nd last day of summer school, and everyone is just chillin and playing cards in the class. I'm keeping score for some game of yu-gi-oh using my calculator, and all of a sudden this really hot chick (I mean REALLY hot) comes up and starts flirting with ME of all people, can't say I wasn't shocked. Grabs my calculator in that flirty way and proceeds to write things on the calculator of a very interesting subject matter, and I didn't catch on fast enough, and she just walked away :tear::tear::tear: Edit: I do not play yugioh, do not be alarmed, the people that were playing could not count properly, so I took over the scorekeeping.
July 27, 200717 yr Author I KNEW IT ALL ALONG CAPSL0CK IS A 12 YEAR OLD! I don't even own yugioh cards man, plus the people that were playing them were fucking gay, I was scorekeeping because they couldn't even do math right apparently. :ugh:
July 27, 200717 yr Theres always kids playing yugioh at lunch at our school and me and my friends always piss off them by taking their cards and bringing a deck of normal cards and start playing and shit like that. The funniest thing we do though is to get our friends who are girls (who are hot. Yes i have hot friends who are girls) to start pretending to hit on them, they get so nervous and start sweating and one guy actually ran into the bathroom once. Funny shit
July 27, 200717 yr So yesterday was the 2nd last day of summer school, and everyone is just chillin and playing cards in the class. I'm keeping score for some game of yu-gi-oh using my calculator, and all of a sudden this really hot chick (I mean REALLY hot) comes up and starts flirting with ME of all people, can't say I wasn't shocked. Grabs my calculator in that flirty way and proceeds to write things on the calculator of a very interesting subject matter, and I didn't catch on fast enough, and she just walked away :tear::tear::tear: Edit: I do not play yugioh, do not be alarmed, the people that were playing could not count properly, so I took over the scorekeeping. You shouldn't be around ygioh players in the first place, enjoy being a virgin.
July 27, 200717 yr The good news is you did not blow it in this occasion, the bad news is you blew it long ago when you started hanging around with total ***gots. enjoy your card game, virgin
July 27, 200717 yr So yesterday was the 2nd last day of summer school, and everyone is just chillin and playing cards in the class. I'm keeping score for some game of yu-gi-oh using my calculator, and all of a sudden this really hot chick (I mean REALLY hot) comes up and starts flirting with ME of all people, can't say I wasn't shocked. Grabs my calculator in that flirty way and proceeds to write things on the calculator of a very interesting subject matter, and I didn't catch on fast enough, and she just walked away :tear::tear::tear: Edit: I do not play yugioh, do not be alarmed, the people that were playing could not count properly, so I took over the scorekeeping. I love it when people feel blessed by the might of God because a hot chick comes taking to them. Stop thinking she's making you a favor, stop thinking that her face, or her boobs, or whatever the fuck, makes her earn more respect, stop being so fucking weak and submissive. I also love how people tell you what to do to get to fuck a hot chick. Don't fucking try to change the way you live just because you want to get into someone's pants. Once again, this just proves you are weak, and will live as a slave of somebody else, if you ever find a mate, that is. I'm tempted to shove self-esteem up your ass with my boot. http://raphael.laramee-crevier.com/archives/nietzsche.jpg
July 27, 200717 yr DKay;496270']I love it when people feel blessed by the might of God because a hot chick comes taking to them. Stop thinking she's making you a favor, stop thinking that her face, or her boobs, or whatever the fuck, makes her earn more respect, stop being so fucking weak and submissive. I also love how people tell you what to do to get to fuck a hot chick. Don't fucking try to change the way you live just because you want to get into someone's pants. Once again, this just proves you are weak, and will live as a slave of somebody else, if you ever find a mate, that is. I'm tempted to shove self-esteem up your ass with my boot. http://raphael.laramee-crevier.com/archives/nietzsche.jpg well worded but you have to change sometime in your life if you are currently a loser and you can still be yourself. in 2005 and 2006 i was still a fucking idiot who thought i was better than everyone because i had a faster computer than them, i didnt have any friends and had no chance of getting a girlfriend. I went and got a new wardrobe over the summer of 2006 and everything came together, girlfriend, many friends and I have found out that I am a slightly attractive male as i often find girls taking looks at me and its always the same ones. My girlfriend also me becuase i gave her my phone number and her friends all told me she was crazy about me so i asked her out. so before you say tl;dr, the moral of the story is change is good.
July 27, 200717 yr DKay;496270']I love it when people feel blessed by the might of God because a hot chick comes taking to them. Stop thinking she's making you a favor, stop thinking that her face, or her boobs, or whatever the fuck, makes her earn more respect, stop being so fucking weak and submissive. I also love how people tell you what to do to get to fuck a hot chick. Don't fucking try to change the way you live just because you want to get into someone's pants. Once again, this just proves you are weak, and will live as a slave of somebody else, if you ever find a mate, that is. I'm tempted to shove self-esteem up your ass with my boot. http://raphael.laramee-crevier.com/archives/nietzsche.jpg damn that was an inspirational post.
July 27, 200717 yr DKay;496270'] http://raphael.laramee-crevier.com/archives/nietzsche.jpg Thats not Desomate
July 27, 200717 yr so before you say tl;dr, the moral of the story is change is good. Change is good if it comes from yourself, not because of the influence of some fag who probably doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing himself. Sobeit;496280']Thats not Desomate I lol'd
July 27, 200717 yr I had a girl talk to me once....she said, "hey! you in the bushes! get off my property or I'm calling the cops!"
July 27, 200717 yr DKay;496281']Change is good if it comes from yourself' date=' not because of the influence of some fag who probably doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing himself. yes good point
July 27, 200717 yr Author DKay;496270']I also love how people tell you what to do to get to fuck a hot chick. Don't fucking try to change the way you live just because you want to get into someone's pants. Never said I was going to change the way I live to screw someone, but it IS a pretty attractive prospect to fuck a hot chick amirite?
July 27, 200717 yr So yesterday was the 2nd last day of summer school, A) and everyone is just chillin and playing cards in the class. B) I'm keeping score for some game of yu-gi-oh using my calculator, C) and all of a sudden this really hot chick (I mean REALLY hot) comes up and starts flirting with ME of all people, can't say I wasn't shocked. D) Grabs my calculator in that flirty way and proceeds to write things on the calculator of a very interesting subject matter E) and she just walked away :tear::tear::tear: A) so JOIN the "kool" guys in the corner playin strip poker with the chicks. B) if you dont want to be classed as a geek dont hang around with them. (and wtf where you useing your calculator for... wtf is yu-gi-oh... is it: YOU GET HALZOROID: square PI and devide by 0 C) so you stop sweating and talk to her like a person... first step of ungeeking yourself. D) BONG! she likes math... not. k so she was fuckng with u... what dop you expect... you where holding a calculator on your 2nd to last day. E) better look next time... go the gym during the holz and come back into school in a helicopter with a tattoo on your neck.
July 27, 200717 yr Never said I was going to change the way I live to screw someone, but it IS a pretty attractive prospect to fuck a hot chick amirite? Guess there's nothing I can do for you, THE HORMONES HAVE SPOKEN !
July 27, 200717 yr well worded but you have to change sometime in your life if you are currently a loser and you can still be yourself. in 2005 and 2006 i was still a fucking idiot who thought i was better than everyone because i had a faster computer than them, i didnt have any friends and had no chance of getting a girlfriend. I went and got a new wardrobe over the summer of 2006 and everything came together, girlfriend, many friends and I have found out that I am a slightly attractive male as i often find girls taking looks at me and its always the same ones. My girlfriend also me becuase i gave her my phone number and her friends all told me she was crazy about me so i asked her out. so before you say tl;dr, the moral of the story is change is good. LOL YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER BECAUSE YPOU COULD GET HEADSHOTS QUICKER?! R-I-F-K
July 27, 200717 yr Author DKay;496296']Guess there's nothing I can do for you' date=' THE HORMONES HAVE SPOKEN ![/quote'] They speak very loudly :]
July 27, 200717 yr So yesterday was the 2nd last day of summer school, and everyone is just chillin and playing cards in the class. I'm keeping score for some game of yu-gi-oh using my calculator, and all of a sudden this really hot chick (I mean REALLY hot) comes up and starts flirting with ME of all people, can't say I wasn't shocked. Grabs my calculator in that flirty way and proceeds to write things on the calculator of a very interesting subject matter, and I didn't catch on fast enough, and she just walked away :tear::tear::tear: Edit: I do not play yugioh, do not be alarmed, the people that were playing could not count properly, so I took over the scorekeeping. don't worry you probably won't stand a chance with her anyway :sly: :happysad: there are many horny girls waiting to be hooked on dick, so move on GIRLS ARE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF (THEY SHOULD BE AFRAID OF YOU) you have to m3n up and be the dominate character
July 27, 200717 yr True, hot girls are so easy to fucking get man just don't be intimidated. YOU > HOT GIRLS. Dress proper too. Be clean.
July 28, 200717 yr I don't even own yugioh cards man, plus the people that were playing them were fucking gay, I was scorekeeping because they couldn't even do math right apparently. :ugh: HAHA i like how he denied playing yu gi oh, but he didnt deny he was a 12 year old. GOTCHA BITCH!!! LOL!
