July 28, 200717 yr HAHA i like how he denied playing yu gi oh, but he didnt deny he was a 12 year old. GOTCHA BITCH!!! LOL! valid point :sly:
July 28, 200717 yr i truly thought this was a troll post, now im not so sure. capslock if you are serious, you are a big fucking ***got.
July 28, 200717 yr Before you can score with any chick you have to get the Low self esteem thing out of you. You cant care if they reject you. Most guys dont hit on girls for 3 reasons: A. Low self esteem. B. Fear of rejection. (might be the same as low self esteem though) C. They think that since they're so hot that they already have a guy. (Which makes perfect sense to why they dont....since no guys talk to them) You'll grow up and learn not to give a fuck like everyone else. It happened to me around the age of 17. Now i talk to everybody the same. Fuck em if they dont like you, they're just people.
July 28, 200717 yr Captain Morgan you and your alcohol will help many people get laid. You're a true American hero.
July 28, 200717 yr LOL YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER BECAUSE YPOU COULD GET HEADSHOTS QUICKER?! R-I-F-K lol yup. in grade 7 and 8 i remember getting a new 9800 pro and i told everyone about and wrote a fucking essay about it. i was so fucking cool
July 28, 200717 yr lol captain morgan had a good post there. talk to girls the same way you talk to your friends and dont be a pussy shit. If you become friends with them become friends with all her friends and family, dont be afraid to talk to them, get them to like or or at least not dislike you and you will seem like the best person in the world to the girl
July 28, 200717 yr Theres always kids playing yugioh at lunch at our school and me and my friends always piss off them by taking their cards and bringing a deck of normal cards and start playing and shit like that. The funniest thing we do though is to get our friends who are girls (who are hot. Yes i have hot friends who are girls) to start pretending to hit on them, they get so nervous and start sweating and one guy actually ran into the bathroom once. Funny shit Doubt it.
July 28, 200717 yr Doubt it. one of my buds recorded a bit of it on his cellphone, why would i make that shit up. Funny guy named Chris who is really lound and loves nintendo and pokemon started sweating and another tall guy who may or may not have a mental disorder ran to the bathroom which is right near where they play yugioh
July 28, 200717 yr lol yup. in grade 7 and 8 i remember getting a new 9800 pro and i told everyone about and wrote a fucking essay about it. i was so fucking cool <3
July 28, 200717 yr if one of u said be friends with a girl........DONT EVER. if you're friends with a girl its because you where to scared to try to fuck her. unless u only want to be their friend, don't be friends with them. im going to do myg0t forum a favor this can help anyone out beginner, novice, to professional. but dont set your standards too high because some of you are ugly, but not as ugly as bar. Go up to a girl and say "I felt compelled to tell you you're beautiful" 100% of the time they'll say something back, after that just talk to them. if you can rage people that live in different states than you, you should be able to talk to a girl right next to you.
July 28, 200717 yr if one of u said be friends with a girl........DONT EVER. if you're friends with a girl its because you where to scared to try to fuck her. unless u only want to be their friend, don't be friends with them. im going to do myg0t forum a favor this can help anyone out beginner, novice, to professional. but dont set your standards too high because some of you are ugly, but not as ugly as bar. Go up to a girl and say "I felt compelled to tell you you're beautiful" 100% of the time they'll say something back, after that just talk to them. if you can rage people that live in different states than you, you should be able to talk to a girl right next to you. You overestimate the will of myg0t forum-ers.
July 28, 200717 yr so this one time i was about to have sex and this chick asked me if i had been fucking around corners because i have a curved dick
July 28, 200717 yr lol yup. in grade 7 and 8 i remember getting a new 9800 pro and i told everyone about and wrote a fucking essay about it. i was so fucking cool Your a fucking ***got dude.
July 28, 200717 yr if one of u said be friends with a girl........DONT EVER. if you're friends with a girl its because you where to scared to try to fuck her. unless u only want to be their friend, don't be friends with them. im going to do myg0t forum a favor this can help anyone out beginner, novice, to professional. but dont set your standards too high because some of you are ugly, but not as ugly as bar. Go up to a girl and say "I felt compelled to tell you you're beautiful" 100% of the time they'll say something back, after that just talk to them. if you can rage people that live in different states than you, you should be able to talk to a girl right next to you. i guess that works for the less attractive people then, but most guys need a girls trust before they can get in their pants
July 28, 200717 yr i guess that works for the less attractive people then, but most guys need a girls trust before they can get in their pants a girls trust, wtf. have you ever had sex yo?
July 28, 200717 yr a girls trust, wtf. have you ever had sex yo? yea... have you? my first gf broke up with me because i tried to force her edit: actually i probly end up going out with normal girls who are afraid to have sex all the time, good point. So another hint, go for the sluts
July 28, 200717 yr yea... have you? my first gf broke up with me because i tried to force her edit: actually i probly end up going out with normal girls who are afraid to have sex all the time, good point. So another hint, go for the sluts Yeah you want to try to find the slutty girls. They are more experienced anyways. Don't wear a condom.
July 28, 200717 yr I KNEW IT ALL ALONG CAPSL0CK IS A 12 YEAR OLD! HAVCENT YOU SEEN HIS PIC HE REALLY IS 12 YEARS OLD AND HES REALLY STUPID AND HE WEARS GLASSES AND HES TINY MAYBE HES A MIDGET OR A HOBBIT CUZ HES SHORT AND FAT
July 28, 200717 yr why would i make that shit up. LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET LOL INTERNET
July 28, 200717 yr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>regardless of if this thread is a troll-a-thon or not, talk to hot chicks like they are your annoying little sister's friends, don't act like you give a fuck but hint like you wanna give it to 'em from behind, mix in a little bit of alcohol (the uglier you are the more required), talk the right shit at the right time, and BOOM my friend, you are engaging in sexual intercourse. /END edit> p.s. catain morgans is always a good choice (the poster as well as the booze) if you are really desperate though just rape the bitch and snatch her purse pps i got laid last night ppps in before LOL INTERNET
July 28, 200717 yr ABSTINENCE - OR DEATH! PS. THIS THREAD IS TOO FULL OF AMERICANS, THESE ARE TYPICAL AMERICAN PROBLEMS, I REALISED THIS WHEN I WENT TO AMERICA AND STARTING BEING A PUSSY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL I HAVE A RIGHT TO CRITICISE AMERICANS, I CAN'T EVEN SPELL CRITICISE, AS I SAID I AM ACTUALLY A PUSSY MYSELF AND I WROTE A LOVE LETTER TO A GIRL IN GRADE 10 AND GOT A NERD AND A REALLY FAT GUY TO DELIVER IT = PROFIT!!!!!!!!! AM I COOL YET? = PROFIT!!!!!
