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I dated this Hawaiian chick for almost a year and I broke up with her last week. It went down like this.

 

Hawaiian chick tries to lock me out of my house (which I was graciously letting her live at) and I get back in.

 

Chick locks me out of my room, I break the door down.

 

Chick bashes me in the face 5 times and fucks my shit up.

 

Chick is forced out of the house.

 

The crazy motherfucker tried to steal all of the rent money me and the roommates had in the house and tried to jack my 360

 

So here's the question. Me and her flabby ass made some videos, who wants them?

Yeah I was watching Eastenders and the guy lets this hawwaii chink move in then she breaks up and asks him to move out, when he ses get fucked its my house, she then starts to steal his stuff. they are fuckin weird ppl if you ask me.

ZOMG VIDEOS PLZ SEND THEM TO ME

 

I AM WILLING TO ACCEPT ANY VIDEO OF YOU AND AND FLABBY CHICK.

 

 

 

I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF VIDEOS

 

 

SEND TO ME PLOX

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Well you can't be a friend of the g0ts if you don't belly up to requests. I'm copying the videos off of my pda right now and I'll have one up in 2 hours
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And after I do put the videos up I want

 

Skitz0r

Online:

h4x0rs4urus

 

 

To look like this:

Skitz0r

Online:

HawiianPunch!

 

If I could put such a request up to the g0ts, I'm not one of those pussies that talks shit and doesn't take action.

ZOMG VIDEOS PLZ SEND THEM TO ME

 

I AM WILLING TO ACCEPT ANY VIDEO OF YOU AND AND FLABBY CHICK.

 

 

 

I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF VIDEOS

 

 

SEND TO ME PLOX

ZOMG VIDEOS PLZ SEND THEM TO ME

 

I AM WILLING TO ACCEPT ANY VIDEO OF YOU AND AND FLABBY CHICK.

 

 

 

I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF VIDEOS

 

 

SEND TO ME PLOX

If you can put the video up I'll have a new found lvl of respect for you.

 

tru dat. haha you should sue her i hear you can do that in america.

First I was like..lol shantt is cool because he copied me. then I remembered that I don't like that fgt......gtfo shantt

 

 

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Make it a snuff movie, or let her shit in your face or you fuck her from behind while she"s chewing on shit
Make it a snuff movie, or let her shit in your face or you fuck her from behind while she"s chewing on shit

 

She is already gone you fucking retard.

 

Go fail somewhere else.

Here are the reasons this thread fails:

 

* It is about a girlfriend. Threads like this have been posted 1000 times by this point, thus are unoriginal and give no lulz satisfaction from opening. No one cares.

 

* The thread title is terrible. It is not descriptive of anything. Had I known what this thread's intent was, I wouldn't have opened the piece of shit in the first place.

 

* There are no pictures. This story is not funny, nor is it believable without pictures. At least show pictures of your face after she punched you, so we can have some lulz.

 

* Part of your story has someone attempting to steal shit from you. This screams d3 or DocPhil wannabe. Already been posted before, was lulz for a while, now it's old.

 

* There is nothing shocking about what happened. If I wanted to see redneck domestic violence crap like this, I would just turn on Cops.

 

* Her ass is flabby. Why the fuck would anyone want videos?

 

* No myg0t member has posted in this thread yet. At least if they tell you it fails, they are acknowledging its existence.

 

* BrokenLighter has already posted 4 times in this thread, a giveaway sign of failure.

 

* I think this thread fails.

 

* Last but not least, who are you?

 

When you add up this formula, you get failure, and this thread has plenty to go around.

Here are the reasons this thread fails:

 

* It is about a girlfriend. Threads like this have been posted 1000 times by this point, thus are unoriginal and give no lulz satisfaction from opening. No one cares.

 

* The thread title is terrible. It is not descriptive of anything. Had I known what this thread's intent was, I wouldn't have opened the piece of shit in the first place.

 

* There are no pictures. This story is not funny, nor is it believable without pictures. At least show pictures of your face after she punched you, so we can have some lulz.

 

* Part of your story has someone attempting to steal shit from you. This screams d3 or DocPhil wannabe. Already been posted before, was lulz for a while, now it's old.

 

* There is nothing shocking about what happened. If I wanted to see redneck domestic violence crap like this, I would just turn on Cops.

 

* Her ass is flabby. Why the fuck would anyone want videos?

 

* No myg0t member has posted in this thread yet. At least if they tell you it fails, they are acknowledging its existence.

 

* BrokenLighter has already posted 4 times in this thread, a giveaway sign of failure.

 

* I think this thread fails.

 

* Last but not least, who are you?

 

When you add up this formula, you get failure, and this thread has plenty to go around.

 

* You dumbass.

 

* Maybe he wasn't trying to get "lulz".

 

* Not everyone tries to be a comedian when they post.

 

* Who the fuck cares if a myg0t posts. You don't need myg0t approval of your threads.

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