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I'd say my best real life rage happened last summer, which was before I came to myg0t. I'm a full time college student and last year I lived in the dorms. My roommate kept screwing his girlfriend when I was trying to sleep and our neighbor tried to play a viscious prank on me, so I knew it was payback time. So first I went into the school computer and dropped both their classes for all of this year. Then, I created an ebay account in my roomate's name. I was high bidder on a Ferrari and several other sports cars. I knew my prank had been a success when I saw written on his aol instant messenger profile, "Looks like I'm moving up in the world. I just bought a $70,000 Ferrari". LOL! It was so funny. What was the most funny thing about it was, I made it look like our neighborhood had done it. Of course then I "sort" of got in trouble with the law and then with the school. But since no amount of money was actually charged to my roomy's credit card, no charges were ever filed against me. When I told the Dean I had bought my former roommate a Ferrari, he burst out laughing. The Dean liked me from the start, so he wasn't going to do anything to me. I was put on academic probation for one quarter, which was basically just a slap on the wrist. Lucky me :grin2: :gaykeke:

ok so you just proved that your roomate got laid you were jealous and you used your super nerd powers to pull a prank that is funny only to u

 

 

 

GAY :goatse:

i read 2 lines and i have concluded :gives:
lamest story i've ever heard in my life, now you have -10 chances in getting accepted in myg0t. Next time try causing some harm instead of looking like a faggot. Piss in their drinks, throw shit through open window, kill their pets or something.. those suggestions are for educational purposes only I hold no responsibility to what you do with them k.
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Techno_Warrior']lamest story i've ever heard in my life' date=' now you have -10 chances in getting accepted in myg0t. Next time try causing some harm instead of looking like a faggot. Piss in their drinks, throw shit through open window, kill their pets or something.. those suggestions are for educational purposes only I hold no responsibility to what you do with them k.[/quote']

 

I had previously peed on his toothbrush and wiped it on several surfaces.

 

And how the fuck could you say it was lame? I've known plenty of guys at other schools that have broken into their school's computer and been kicked out and have had charges filed against them. At least I can say I got away with it.

I had previously peed on his toothbrush and wiped it on several surfaces.

 

 

why do u want other men to drink your piss

 

 

i think we have a :bj: cockcuckerr on our hands boys

So you tried to rage your roomate because he gets laid and you dont. If you ever did that shit to me because I was getting laid and your pussy ass couldnt sleep I'd beat the fuck out of you and throw you out the window into traffic.
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So you tried to rage your roomate because he gets laid and you dont. If you ever did that shit to me because I was getting laid and your pussy ass couldnt sleep I'd beat the fuck out of you and throw you out the window into traffic.

 

I never said I don't get laid, stfu. that wasn't the purpose of the prank.

ok so you just proved that your roomate got laid you were jealous and you used your super nerd powers to pull a prank that is funny only to u

 

 

 

GAY :goatse:

 

 

:bowrofl: :werd:

lamest story i've ever heard in my life, now you have -10 chances in getting accepted in myg0t. Next time try causing some harm instead of looking like a faggot. Piss in their drinks, throw shit through open window, kill their pets or something.. those suggestions are for educational purposes only I hold no responsibility to what you do with them k.

 

Why do you always assume EVERYONE wants into myg0t? I'd have to say a fair majority here (including me) DON'T care to join. Maybe he just wanted to post his story, which just happened to not be very good.

 

Besides, throwing shit and pissing in peoples drinks is fucking 10 year old shit.

I'd say my best real life rage happened last summer, which was before I came to myg0t. I'm a full time college student and last year I lived in the dorms. My roommate kept screwing his girlfriend when I was trying to sleep and our neighbor tried to play a viscious prank on me, so I knew it was payback time. So first I went into the school computer and dropped both their classes for all of this year. Then, I created an ebay account in my roomate's name. I was high bidder on a Ferrari and several other sports cars. I knew my prank had been a success when I saw written on his aol instant messenger profile, "Looks like I'm moving up in the world. I just bought a $70,000 Ferrari". LOL! It was so funny. What was the most funny thing about it was, I made it look like our neighborhood had done it. Of course then I "sort" of got in trouble with the law and then with the school. But since no amount of money was actually charged to my roomy's credit card, no charges were ever filed against me. When I told the Dean I had bought my former roommate a Ferrari, he burst out laughing. The Dean liked me from the start, so he wasn't going to do anything to me. I was put on academic probation for one quarter, which was basically just a slap on the wrist. Lucky me :grin2: :gaykeke:

 

 

And then the unicorns came and healed everyone, and the faeries sang their faerie song, and the land of Euranob was peaceful again.

 

 

 

psSTFU

This one time, I got an e-mail that said "REAL HORNY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA!" and I opened it, then clicked on the link, and it was a website for queer fecalphiliacs.

 

That was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I read your "best real life rage".

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421482562/5.jpg
can't u find anything better...???
Why do you always assume EVERYONE wants into myg0t? I'd have to say a fair majority here (including me) DON'T care to join. Maybe he just wanted to post his story, which just happened to not be very good.

 

Besides, throwing shit and pissing in peoples drinks is fucking 10 year old shit.

 

10 year old shit? well? does it work or not? try it... take a piss in someone's beer it's great. Wait.... you still have 10 more years until you're legal right?

ok so you just proved that your roomate got laid you were jealous and you used your super nerd powers to pull a prank that is funny only to u

 

 

 

GAY :goatse:

lol great, You should have drop kicked your room mates neck and fucked his girl.

taking a piss in someones beer in the stupidest idea I have heard yet. You don't drink so why not ruin it for everyone else right? fuck you
a dog could do better :gives: :goatse:
a dog could do better :gives: :goatse:

 

How many dogs do you know that can order cars off ebay?

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