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teh russians want my passport

DeadMonkey
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lol so i got a e-mail from some russian gurl, never spoken to her, hell i dont evn know her, so heres the e-mails.

 

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Hello!!! How your mood??? I hope, that all is fine!Probably you to be surprised a little, that now towrite to you the unfamiliar girl! But I very much wantto get acquainted with you and to start interestingcorrespondence! I very much hope, that you to write tome the answer to this letter! I to see your structureon a site of acquaintance and to decide to write toyou the letter on yours e-mail the address. I thelonely girl and to search for my second half of heart!I very much hope, that you too to search for it! Myname Irina, me of 29 years. I to send you I wash aphoto, and I hope, that to like you it! Here I tostop, and I shall wait very much your answer to minee-mail the address irkairka39@gmail.com! In the following letter I want to tell more aboutme, and to show much my photos! Good-bye!!! Irina.

 

all i did was hit reply and say 'yes send me pics'

 

next e-mail

 

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Hi my dear The Knight! How you week end????I am glad again to speak with you! By the way,yesterday I had quite good evening with my friends. Were ached in oneclub also there were there some hours. First we had the good supperand some glasses of champagne, then played balling, also danced.Impressions have remained good, only when I saw, as some mygirlfriends danced and kissed the men - I had small envy to them. Ithought of you and represented for itself, what you beside. That youtoo embrace me and whisper to me on an ear gentle words. And you, whensee around the in love pairs people, - that recollect me? Asfrequently you with the friends reach in any bar or club? When you arein these places girls frequently try to get acquainted with you? To mevery much frequently men approach and try to begin acquaintance, but Iat once I help them to understand, that with me these things to fail.I frequently I think above your messages and I understand, that you itis serious concerning me. I too do not look at our dialogue as on anentertainment, and I write you some very personal words and things, asto the close person. And I want to tell to you, that I am glad, thatat me is such the person - as you! I wait for your messages and Ithink of you. Mine to you gentle Kisses! Yours Irina.

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i never e-mailed her back and just left it, just scammers trying to get my money and passport, blahh dirty russians, but this morning another one lol

 

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Hello my sweet!!! I hope our friendship will become strongerand stronger, and once, may be, will have the opportunity to see eachother in reality. To speak with each other not by me nace of E-mails,but looking at each other. I want to look in your beautiful eyesdeeply, to see you smiling. I want it withall my heard, believe me mydear!! I hope that you feel the same!! Please, tell me that'sso!! Yesterday evening I was thinking about one of the paradoxesof inter relations between Nature and human being. I noticed, when it isautumn, Nature is about to fall a sleep. Everything around is quiteand calm. Leaves of all colors fall on the ground in a strangewonderful dance. And your soul does not feel anything. Your feelingssleep through the whole winter. But not only feelings. In wintereverything around is locked with ice. Rivers, lakes, trees, houses androads are covered with snow. It is rather long period of time in ourcountry, you know. But!!... With the first sun rays Nature starts tomelt. In the end of March birds sing their spring songs at the top oftheir lungs. Streams flow, carrying away with them winter fetters. Andhuman soul starts tomelt too. Feelings wake up and new ones appear, nomatter. And you start to breathe to your full capacity. You want tolive, to love and to be loved. Your soul joins in a birds' song thatsit in the trees infront of your window. And your heart starts to beatfaster and faster.I feel something is going on in my soul. I want tobe tender andgentle, like a cat. I want to have a man to love, to takecare of, tobe with him all the time and never leave him. Do you wantto listen to my favorite poems about love? I think you do!! (I alsowant you to tell me your favorite ones, ok? Please, my dear,do it!!) Into the sea I sailed my boat And prayed that it Would stay afloat From dawn till dusk From dusk till dawn In search of love Idrifted on What happened then I don't recallI think it was A suddensquall For when I a woke I thought I died At the sight of an angel Atmy side But lucky for me That was not true For I found love And love wasyou. (By Britney Brundage) How do you like it, my dear?Promise, you will write me you rfavorite poems in your next E-male,ok? So here I have to finish. I do not want it but I have, believe me, My dear!! I will impatiently wait for yourletter!! All members of my family send their best regards to you, Blow you many kisses!! Your loved Russian friend, Irina.

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there was another image but theres an image limit to my post so nvm,

 

anyway any suggestions how i should reply lol

this is just pure entertainment

reply her reply her reply her

 

 

just say "pics please" and hope we'll see sum tits

1) email her saying you love her

2) request nudes in return for plane ticket

3) claim plane ticket is on way

4) get webcame strip from her

5) ????

6) profit

7) lol

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r00t;502894']1) email her saying you love her

2) request nudes in return for plane ticket

3) claim plane ticket is on way

4) get webcame strip from her

5) ????

6) profit

7) lol

 

I concur

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  Myriad said:

 

rly? u think? ...

 

 

yea i was thinking of saying its so nice that someone would contact me since my wife died i'v been all alone, lol should reel her and/or them in, then maybe get some proper pics of her

 

though i did think of just saying tits or gtfo like someone suggested

 

Edit: sent this to her:

 

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Hello nice to see your message in my inbox as it always seems to be empty, Your words are very nice in which the way you speak, so soft and gentle, the last time i read such nice things was from my late wife, but she passed away some years ago, and i have struggled to make a good relationship in the UK, i know things are hard over there where u come from and i feel bad for you, well im not very good at poems, though i love to read and wonder what might be,

 

i must say i have enjoyed your messages and pics, very much your pics, u look like a very nice girl and honest girl,

 

hope to hear from you soon

 

 

 

Dave

  DeadMonkey said:
...since my wife died...

 

I don't wanna be a jerk, but my curiosity is at critical mass. What did she die from?

  twolvesfan624 said:
Oh yeah, how so?

Not really, but niggers like you are.

Why did you have to call me a nig? :(

Have you got no feelings?

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another mail, wtf no pics man, just a lot of crap about fishing?

suggestions on how it get this bitch to hand over more pics?

 

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Hi my Lovely! I am glad to speak again with you! I am glad Lovely, that in our relations there is apromotion andwe became more close people. I tell about you mine muchto parents andfriends. They hope, that will sometime get acquaintedwith you Lovely. They insist, that I would acquaint you with them, myparents areespecially per severing. I have told him , that is serious Itreat you Lovely, also that you the good person. You know Lovely, thatparentsalways wish children only good and are pleased, when theirchildren are happy in all. The daddy loves mine fishing and he now goesplease don an apartment and speaks, that now he has person , which canbeinvited for fishing. I for a long time laughed and have told tohim,that at all I do not know, you like it to make whether or not.Alsothat he early it is pleased, in fact it is possible to younotintere stingly. Also know, that he answered? he has told, that inthe summer he will be going for you good fishing tackle also willlearn you to cook present to an uha (soup with fish). And you Lovely,told to close people about me? What they have opinion? inform me pleaseit. You have any plans concerning our relations? I think, that for uswillbe very much it is good, if we can carry out some days together.Itwill be to streng then our relations and will help us to learnbetter each other. Probably the THIS month we can meet. For example inEurope or the other place. Understand me correctly Lovely, I cannot yetto invite you to itself. I live at the parents and for the presentnot enough I know you for this purpose. Between us there were onlywe messages and I think, that to us it is better, all over again tomeetin the friend place. I very much would want to be with you alone,to see you the eyes and a touch to you! Dear so we can make fullopinion on us to learn about many things. Let's be to discuss it Lovely.I miss also a kiss of you. Yours Irina.

 

 

her english is shocking

LOL i bet she wants you to go to russia so she can steal your organs. your kidneys are worth 100,000 dollars on black market :yumyum:
  DeadMonkey said:
yer its a scammer we all know that...

 

just fuckin with them

 

Haha, this is fun because it's obvious she or he is using a translator online.

 

I don't think they're going to be able to comprehend anything you really send, and will probably just keep telling you to come to Russia.

  DeadMonkey said:
Hello nice to see your message in my inbox as it always seems to be empty, Your words are very nice in which the way you speak, so soft and gentle, the last time i read such nice things was from my late wife, but she passed away some years ago, and i have struggled to make a good relationship in the UK, i know things are hard over there where u come from and i feel bad for you, well im not very good at poems, though i love to read and wonder what might be,

 

i must say i have enjoyed your messages and pics, very much your pics, u look like a very nice girl and honest girl,

 

hope to hear from you soon

 

 

 

Dave

 

Good job on leading the troll spammer on, but that is the gayest shit I have read on here in a long time

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