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An Interesting Situation that I seem to have gotten myself in - Advice needed

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Well my best friend (we'll call him Dave) likes this girl (we'll call her Sarah). It is not known to me or Dave though as if Sarah likes Dave as a friend or more than a friend (if you know what I mean :naughty:). The three of us (me, Dave, and Sarah) went to an amusement park this weekend, and this would be the first time that I had ever seen Sarah. She was cute and blond with somewhat large breasts, but rather pudgy, yet not obese.

 

The problem lies with that I think I may have grown rather fond of her. At first everything was normal; we talked about some things, had a good laugh, etc. Then at one point in our trip Sarah said something to Dave that was somewhat chastising and Dave said, "ok, MOM!" After that Sarah started saying that she was married to me and that Dave was our adopted son (since Dave is Mexican and we are Caucasian, he must be adopted). This continued on the rest of the day. Dave later lost his cell phone and, although we were pretty sure he dropped on a ride we had just been on, he went to check a photo booth we had previously used. While he was gone, me and Sarah were sitting on a bench and she asked me if Dave liked her. I said, "...I would say yes." She said jokingly, "It's not obvious...not obvious at ALL." This was a joke because throughout the trip Dave would push for opportunities to give her a hug or compliment her on something, etc.

 

The last ride we went on was a wooden roller coaster. Since the ride only had two seats next to each other, Dave volunteered to sit in the next row alone, and me and Sarah sat together in the row behind him. I am quite adventurous when it comes to roller coasters, I will go on any no matter how tall or fast, but I can never bring myself to flail my arms in the air during the ride; I always hang on to the the restraints. However, during the coaster, Sarah noticed that I wasn't raising my arms so she grabbed one and raised it for me. Such behavior I found attractive, though I cannot say that it meant anything regarding her feelings for me. I must also add that I noticed after the day started and me and Sarah got comfortable with knowing each other she started talking to me more than she did Dave. Me and her also exchanged several looks.

 

The most interesting part of the trip occurred on the car ride home. I should mention now that Dave's parents drove us to and from the park and that Dave's little sister (we'll call her Jane) and her boyfriend (we'll call him Dick) joined us on the trip. The three of us sat in the back. Here Sarah carried on the parent and adoptive son thing further. She would lean over and whisper sexual type things to me while Dave was listening; among other things she would also pet my head, stroke my face and once she kissed me on the cheek. At one point Dave was talking to Sarah and, since the back of the van was a tight fit and we were squeezed together, Dave's hand was touching her breast. She made a funny comment about it, and Dave followed by groping her breasts with his hands. This was quite a shock to me as I would never disrespect a woman like this without her consent. She said she didn't mind but as he continued to grope, she became embarrassed and started giggling and saying, "ok stop it he hee." Then she said, "only your father (meaning me) can touch my breasts since we're married," Of course I did not dare since this was my best friends' crush. Later on we stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. Dave and his parents left but me, Sarah, Dick and Jane stayed in the car. While Dick and Jane were listening Sarah whispered to me, "sweet nothings sweet nothings sweet nothings." Sarah then wanted Jane to take a picture of us together with our heads resting on each other. Today, all the pictures that were taken were uploaded to Dave's Maispace except that one.

 

What is confusing to me are the three possible explanations for her actions towards me throughout the day.

  1. She likes Dave and is playing "hard to get"
  2. She likes me and was outright about it
  3. She was joking around and the parent jokes meant nothing.

 

Which do you think it is? Do you think I should pursue her? Help! I think I may have fallen in love with my friend's desired!

GTFO this is the myg0t forums you're in..

 

 

In a serious note, she probley fancies you, so if I was you, I would pursue her.

GTFO this is the myg0t forums you're in..

 

 

In a serious note, she probley fancies you, so if I was you, I would pursue her.

 

. And stick it up her butt

She gave you permission to grab her tits! And you didnt?!?!?! PUSSY!

 

On a serious note...she probably likes you...just play it by ear...it'll all work out for the best

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But seriously, she probably likes you, fuck your friend Dave.

http://media.movieweb.com/dvd_art/full/54/100154.jpg

 

Dick and Jane???

 

 

What a WEIRD sig.

 

 

Oh and always, Bros before your best friends bitch of a crush you wants you to touch her breasts.:yumyum:

secretly turn Dave into the immigration office and then have your way with Sarah.
rofl next time please make your story fuckin shorter please. and its either 1 or 2 most likely 2:yumyum:
I didn't ready any of this...if this is one of those stupid advice columns about some dumb girl that doesn't exist and that you dreamed about , I"m not reading this shit. YOU are never getting punani..you are never getting laid...so let's just end this here.

As said to me when I asked for advise on another topic, bros before hoes.

My situation was similar, but much more obvious. I think it's option 2.

How old are you???

 

Agreed, Who gets mommy and daddy to drive them to theme parks? unless your absolutely trashed with some form of drug. Its obviously 2. Fuck bro's before hoes. Bro's don't keep you warm at night.

 

Give her surprise sex, she'll enjoy it.:buttseks::buttseks::buttseks:

It depends on how old you actually are, and here is the reason. If you are under 25, (which I will assume you are because you aren't driving yourself) I have 5 words for you.

 

HIT THAT SHIT RAW SON!

 

Because the fact is this, who really gives a shit about your friend when you are both young fgts and he will get over it in about 10 mins? Really though, when you are young ( I am 20 btw) you NEVER pass up an opportunity to get some pussy. Fuck what your friends think, fuck what your family thinks, etc. Because, when you are 40, and you couldn't get a young girl if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper, you're going to think to yourself (carl winslow was right) . More than likely, this will just be a fling, and enough of a fling for you to fling your penis in her vag. She isn't going to fall in love with you, she's just going to "like you" for a while, just like most stupid girls. SO fuck her a few times, and get the fuck out of there.

 

 

tl;dr

 

Fuck her.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

I think we should discuss, YA TITS!

 

In all seriousness, don't ever think you understand a woman because you don't. The only way to really find out is to get to know her more. After which, you really have three options:

 

1. You find out she really didn't like you. After you find out, you stop hanging out with her because she is now a waste of your time.

 

2. You just want to fuck her so you get her drunk and fuck her.

 

3. You want to date her, in which case you ask her out on a date.

 

Don't be a fucking pussy.

didnt read story buttt...

 

if your buddy doesn't hurry up and fuck her or date her or whatever he wants to do, then you should do it. and tell him that straight up, i mean theres enough of other girls out there

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