Posted August 20, 200717 yr Fav quote/saying Mines is "Live Free and Rejoice" & "He Who Dares, Wins" your allowed one only, its my thread so i'm allowed two!
August 20, 200717 yr divorce your head and neck then scalp it, rip off all your flesh and make an outfit.
August 20, 200717 yr Lawl, I shall break the rules. TWO quotes for me. "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" "Never go to bed angry, Stay up and fight."
August 20, 200717 yr "well i hope uv got enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomock" :nono:
August 20, 200717 yr "Quit fucking talking you goddamned 14 year old kid, do not speak until you drop your balls, if you say anything else on the mic I am going to come over and shove your cock up your moms ass until you cry"
August 20, 200717 yr "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson
August 20, 200717 yr "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson I assume that was aimed to this thread? btw: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer <3
August 21, 200717 yr Private Joker: Are those... live rounds? Private Gomer Pyler: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
August 21, 200717 yr This one works in many circumstances. I made this up when I was a kid. "If you dont like it, call the cops" /endthread
August 21, 200717 yr shutup gary, your favorite quote is http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v71/joe6pak/braveheart.jpg FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
August 21, 200717 yr Girls are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are either too far out there, or handicapped.
August 21, 200717 yr "I went to the fair last night with my little cousin, we had a good time, we went on the ferris wheel. I saw a nigga trying to step to her. I broke my foot his ass QUICKLY and slapped his ass in the mouf. He said 'what's the problem?', I said 'YOUZ A BITCH, AND IM AINT'."
August 21, 200717 yr its 2 damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin around here. i gotta send him back to the south pole
