Posted August 24, 200717 yr ITT, we post 1 thing which we learnt from the preceeding day which will help us in our future days. I'll begin: When I go to buy a newspaper from the newsagency, instead of waiting around for them to come collect my measley $1.20 I can just get their attention, show them where I put the money on the counter and walk out. Excellent.
August 24, 200717 yr I learned how to i shouldn't fuck with peoples sisters, especially if they were my mates.
August 24, 200717 yr I learnt many things from reading the newspaper, amazing! But in terms of experience I learnt to pay attention and focus more, as I'm a waiter and managers/chefs don't like forgetful people.
August 24, 200717 yr I learned all about MIDI http://www.tweakheadz.com/how_to_get_started_with_midi.html
August 24, 200717 yr Don't give your friend the bottle of Bicardi Lemon. He took about 30 swallows of the bottle straight and proceeded to throw up numerous times after getting in my car, thank god I pulled over in time for him to throw up outside. Also, water and salty foods can prevent throwing up and hangovers. XD
August 24, 200717 yr I learned that Garlic Pizza Sticks are delicious, AND the smell of the garlic on them is strong enough to cover the scent of weed when a cop pulls you over! Yay for delicious pizza sticks! http://www.pizza-works.net/images/bread_sticks.gif
August 24, 200717 yr I learned that if you need to poop and you dont go, chance are, you will let out a turtle
August 24, 200717 yr i learned how to create a fake i-id. i learned how to use teenchat. i learned how to trace peoples ips. i learned how to climb a tree easily. i learned how to take infra-red pictures. i learned how to get into anyones home without arousing suspicion. i learned how to hog tie her sister and superglue open eyelids. i learned how to lock someone to a tree without a rope. i learned how to make a collapsable knuckle duster. i learned how to see my shovel petrol and matches in the dark easier. i learned how to escape handcuffs. i learned how to run like a n!gger with drugs in his pocket being chased by a police fucking dog with pepperspray drool. oh and on top of that i learned that dogs cant look up....
August 24, 200717 yr i learned that BET is the stupidest channel ever. i cant watch more than 2 minutes of that.
August 24, 200717 yr i learned that BET is the stupidest channel ever. i cant watch more than 2 minutes of that. READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MUTHA FUCKIN BOOK!
August 24, 200717 yr READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MUTHA FUCKIN BOOK! Well this thread just got a big injection of GAY didn't it
August 24, 200717 yr Well this thread just got a big injection of GAY didn't it You probably don't understand.:fawk:
August 24, 200717 yr I learn earth is 10k yrs old Lucifer put the dinosaur bones to disrupt our faith space is just a painting that god gave us to look at
August 24, 200717 yr i've learned today that when tail lights dont have proper grounding they go and do weird things, rly! turning signal on + pressing brake = flickering backup lights & stuff
