Posted August 29, 200717 yr What would you do if you found a huge puke on your bathroom and a drunk hoe laying on the floor next to it? Or has this ever happen to you? For me it hasnt so i wonder what i should do when i find myself in this situation. Would you A. Puke all over her. B. Have sex with her and bulldoze her so you can rub her face in her puke. C. Make her lick the puke off. D. Take a jizz at her eyes. E. Pull down your pants and give her a steamy poop on her chest. F. All of the above. G. Other: http://www.fukung.net/images/1120/1157299427729.jpg BTW i would choose option F ^_^
August 29, 200717 yr Author Geesus;506298']F High five!! http://www.manuelbieh.de/kram/blog_highfive.jpg
August 29, 200717 yr Author i'd beat the shit out of her for puking in my bathroom >:I haha yea i forgot to add that option. beating her up would be nice and after your done beating her drop a steamy poop in her mouth :facesj:
August 29, 200717 yr superglue her hands to her cheeks, and draw a L on her forehead with a perm marker.
August 29, 200717 yr Pull her out of the bathroom, pour mouthwash in her mouth. Then tap her somewhere clean.
August 29, 200717 yr well first off id cover my eyes as to avoid seeing her naked breasts. I would proceed to help her up, throw my 800$ suitjacket on top of her puke so that she did not dirty her feet, and lead her out of the bathroom, I would get her some water, and if she was coherent enough i would allow her to clean herself up and then pay for her taxi ride home, otherwise i would allow her to sleep it off, while i made her some hang over cures, one of them being my famous hot choclate (the trick is a teaspoon of butter and a teaspoon of cinnamon. Then id pay for her cab ride home.
August 29, 200717 yr well first off id cover my eyes as to avoid seeing her naked breasts. I would proceed to help her up, throw my 800$ suitjacket on top of her puke so that she did not dirty her feet, and lead her out of the bathroom, I would get her some water, and if she was coherent enough i would allow her to clean herself up and then pay for her taxi ride home, otherwise i would allow her to sleep it off, while i made her some hang over cures, one of them being my famous hot choclate (the trick is a teaspoon of butter and a teaspoon of cinnamon. Then id pay for her cab ride home. YOU FUCKING LIAR YOU DON'T HAVE A $800 SUITJACKET
August 29, 200717 yr :naughty: I would fuck her....cum inside her....get her pregnant with my child. And then force her into a marriage she doesn't want. Then after we're married I'd beat her until she has a miscarriage....and then laugh cuz she's stuck with me and threaten if she ever leaves me her and her family will pay for it. does that make me a bad person?
August 29, 200717 yr i would take her into the shower after giving her some mouthwash and fuck her untill she passes out and continue like it was a dead person...probably get her pregnant and then ram my cock so hard up her vageen that it brakes the kids skull open.
August 29, 200717 yr looks like a chick i saw featured on the front of a magazine i had....i forgot if it was a hustler tho....but ima go G and pick her up and take her to another room. unless there was a party going on in which case i would throw a towel over that shit and take her ass to the tub.
August 29, 200717 yr id play with her titties for a while then smack the bitch around for making the mess... then after she cleans it up she can give me a dick suck
August 29, 200717 yr id be all like giggity giggity giggity goo http://forums.battle-forum.com/hosted/mcclaud/quagmire-3865.jpg
August 29, 200717 yr There's no e in ho, because it's short for whore, so everything after o is knocked off, hoe is a tool for spics thank you, teacher. tell more.
August 29, 200717 yr Author well first off id cover my eyes as to avoid seeing her naked breasts. I would proceed to help her up, throw my 800$ suitjacket on top of her puke so that she did not dirty her feet, and lead her out of the bathroom, I would get her some water, and if she was coherent enough i would allow her to clean herself up and then pay for her taxi ride home, otherwise i would allow her to sleep it off, while i made her some hang over cures, one of them being my famous hot choclate (the trick is a teaspoon of butter and a teaspoon of cinnamon. Then id pay for her cab ride home. What? Are you gay or something? We're on the RED ZONE!! http://ledio.veseli.org/blog/uploaded_images/gay_alert-789377.gif
