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I don't know what to say

 

 

This is just the normal internet everyday bullshit

 

 

You need a hardware virus to fuck up your motherboard.....

 

WE will see if MOTHER will BUY you a new computer

Medically Jim was in the clear, but his parents thought otherwise!
Frighteningly, that pic actually aroused me.... I have to keep coming back and looking at it.
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It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

 

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

 

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would.

 

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

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you're an ass and myg0t is a h0t naked woman?

 

we win

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

 

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

 

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would.

 

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

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is the temporary ban rule still in effect for posting of cocks?

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