Posted September 1, 200717 yr once upon a time there was a gopher named tom .. he lived in a far away land named gopheria where all the little critters of the ground played and lived there lifes with no worries... untill a dark storm came upon the land of gopheria one day and the beautiful land was quickly dismayed with thunder lightning and treachours beings of the night appeard ... everyone quickly went to tom's hole the biggest safest hole in the land to seek shelter from the evil that was upon them .. Tom greeted them all with a friendly gopher smile even the criminals and loonies of gopheria Tom let in his den because he was a wonderful non judgemental gopher .. now YOU DECIDE THE REST OF TOM HIS FRIENDS AND GOPHERIA WHAT HAPPNES ? DO TELL!!!!! story by [myg0t]CJ :cool::cool:
September 1, 200717 yr The gophers stay locked up for far too long and resort to cannibalism. THE END
September 1, 200717 yr Jedi Pimp;507270']THEY ALL HAVE A LAN PARTY AT TOM'S PLACE... GET DRUNK AND SMOKE OUT.. THEN END UP ON #MAGICANIMALS AND ENGAGE IN HOMO EROTIC ACTIVITIES... Perfect ending. Also, I don't think I look like a gopher. D:
September 1, 200717 yr I stop by to say hi to the gophers and then leave, and whatever else was described above me ensues.
September 1, 200717 yr my name's tom Oh my... I believe we have a paradox here... Perhaps.. *gasp* the end of the universe?!