Posted September 2, 200717 yr You all know the adage "Measure Twice, Cut Once". I was recently on vacation and found a classic example of what happens when you can't interpret simple instructions: the clown measured a few times and cut the wrong line. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4629/measurecutvd8.th.jpg So, I went back to the Bed-n-Breakfast, got drunk and went into the hot tub. While I was contemplating the mis-cut wood, I thought I had a fart coming on that I trusted, so I gave it a squeeze and out came a load of diarrhea. Because I was already in the tub, I decided to ride the storm and get a pic for myg0t: http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9314/themqu4.th.jpg It really stank, so I got out and left the boiling stew for a while to really stink up the room: http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8651/swirlinvs2.th.jpg The moral is to measure your farts twice before you cut them.
September 3, 200717 yr i loled so hard. QFT I'm laughing so hard I have tears commin out Edit: what did it for me was the gang sign the dude gave in the pic and the huge black bar where it should have been so long
September 3, 200717 yr QFT I'm laughing so hard I have tears commin out Edit: what did it for me was the gang sign the dude gave in the pic and the huge black bar where it should have been so long little secret.... ITS AZIDE
September 3, 200717 yr dude, you didn't have to use that big of a black bar, to make you look like you have a big penis on the internets. LOL ANYWAYS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
September 6, 200717 yr omfg I luled so hard I almost shat myself. good going. Measure twice before you cut. I gotta remember that...
