Posted September 10, 200717 yr i finally had one of my dreams come true friday night while i was wasted as shit. This story is put together from what little bits i can remember and what my buddy told me happened. i was walking around from party to party at my school's townhouses. and all of the sudden, some hottie grabbed me. she started going on about how she wanted a picture of me next to her in just my boxers. I, being severely drunk and very confused, started going "wait, what? no. what? no." because i had no clue what she was asking me. She started trying to take my shirt off and i kept telling her no. she kept trying and called her other friend over, who is also very hot, and they try to get my shirt off. eventually they do. The first chick then fuckin goes for my shorts and takes them off. The results of what happened are not important(no, I didn't get laid...unfortunately i was too drunk to make an obvious score). But I just wanted to share that it was great that I had two girls trying to get my clothes off even though I didn't want them to take them off. It was like an Axe Body Spray commercial. And no, i don't have the picture yet. I wish though.
September 10, 200717 yr I'm guessing it was one of those times where someone sees something really funny or interesting (such as a landmark or a fat black man with down syndrome) and they just have to get a picture with it. Sorry to sink your boat, but you really shouldn't be proud of yourself.
September 10, 200717 yr You know.. girls get hotter the more drunk you are. Are you sure they weren't 500 pound gorillas? I'm waiting for that picture. :P
September 10, 200717 yr Author You know.. girls get hotter the more drunk you are. Are you sure they weren't 500 pound gorillas? I'm waiting for that picture. :P my buddy vouched for them being hot. if i get the picture, i'll post it up.
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