i farted

and it made the whole porn seem disgusting, for some reason?

anyone had this kinda thing?

that must of been a really bad fart

I usually go to the bathroom before I masturbate so I don't feel like pooing or peeing while I'm enjoying myself...so no...not really a problem.

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And I read these forums for what reason again?

Scr33n0r;510496']...

 

And I read these forums for what reason again?

 

D:

 

I don't know why I do either, but it sure is fucking random/funny sometimes.

This thread is bad =(

And you came and ants and blood were in your cum?

I slid off my chair while wanking once

But I got right back up!!

usually the smell of methane is something that can make any mans penis flacid. Nextime shit pre-masturbation, or pause the scene, step away from the computer and fart, then come back, that way it won't linger and disgust you.

bruv stick a massive dildo up ur ass next time. that'll stop u guffing u fucking cunt

This thread is bad =(

 

like your attempt.