Posted September 16, 200717 yr For the past few days i've been taking really bad quality shits... 1. They feel like anal coming out and it takes a minute to come out. (its pretty big and hard.) 2. After that one comes out all my other shit comes out loosely. 3.It's not only just green. It looks like weed, hardened in the toilet. 4.My farts are very silent after. 5.I've tried a lot of fiber.. barely working... so please tell me whats wrong. or help me to make it stop.. :rape:
September 16, 200717 yr sounds like a troll attempt if you were really worried you would go see a doctor =/
September 16, 200717 yr Author sounds like a troll attempt if you were really worried you would go see a doctor =/ not a troll attempt.. this is real. i'd see a doctor but all they fucking say is try to eat more fruit and veggietables. which is fucking bullshit because i tried that..
September 16, 200717 yr eat alot of licorice or something that will force you to shit and see how you go, are you constipated at all?
September 16, 200717 yr For the past few days i've been taking really bad quality shits... 1. They feel like anal coming out and it takes a minute to come out. (its pretty big and hard.) 2. After that one comes out all my other shit comes out loosely. 3.It's not only just green. It looks like weed, hardened in the toilet. 4.My farts are very silent after. 5.I've tried a lot of fiber.. barely working... so please tell me whats wrong. or help me to make it stop.. :rape: 1. Its feels like ANAL coming out? 2. Thats good 3. If i eat a salad, when i shit i see lettuce. Is that what you mean? 4. Do they still stink though? 5. Maybe try detoxing for a few days. There are drinks that you can get to help. Or just drink water and nothing else for a day or 2 if you can. Water is better for you than anything else. More than likely it just sounds like you've changed you're eating habits and starting eating shit. Have you?
September 16, 200717 yr smoke some weed and then eat lots of greasy fast food. never fails to loosen me up.
September 16, 200717 yr Author eat alot of licorice or something that will force you to shit and see how you go, are you constipated at all? not really. More than likely it just sounds like you've changed you're eating habits and starting eating shit. Have you? hmm most likely. i'll try Jedi's idea.
September 16, 200717 yr The only thing wrong with you is your logic. I don't see your reasoning for posting this shit here, go see a doctor you faggot.
September 16, 200717 yr The only thing wrong with you is your logic. I don't see your reasoning for posting this shit here, go see a doctor you faggot. what the fuck is this shit! lol get it shit as in shit. :O_o: fags Anyway, drink as much water as you can, get metamusol (sp?), and if none of that works for ya, go see a gastroenterology person.
September 16, 200717 yr AHA! AHAHAHA!! oooooooh my gooood ahahaaaa :D +rep to you man, jeeeesus :D AHHAHHHHA!
September 16, 200717 yr lol if i still continues try mocha then 3 mcdonalds cookies it'll definately make u shit diahrea
September 16, 200717 yr Jedi Pimp;511577']Have some dairy products or coffee to soften your shit. Also, eat some fucking salad cause it will help clean your bowels by grabbing on to old shit clogging your system. If your shit is not brown then you are probably eating foods with food coloring. I've eaten Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles and end up having blue/green turds. rifk same for me. good post with quality information, +reps.
September 17, 200717 yr You eat too much meat, not enough fruits and/or vegetables. Either that or you aren't drinking enough water. Go invest in some Stool Softener Tablets from your local pharmacy.
