Posted September 17, 200717 yr HARRY IS A HORCRUX TOM RIDDLE'S DIARY, MARVOLO GAUNT'S RING, SALAZAR SLYTHERIN'S LOCKET, HELGA HUFFLEPUFF'S CUP, ROWENA RAVENCLAW'S DIADEM, AND NAGINI ARE THE OTHERS DUMBLEDORE WANTED THE DEATHLY HALLOWS BURBAGE DIES HEDWIG DIES MAD-EYE DIES SCRIMGEOUR DIES WORMTAIL DIES DOBBY DIES SNAPE DIES BELLATRIX DIES FRED WEASLEY DIES HARRY GETS FUCKED UP BY VOLDEMORT, COMES BACK TO LIFE, AND THEN KILLS VOLDEMORT TONKS, LUPIN, AND COLIN CREEVY DIE RON MARRIES HERMIONE, THEIR CHILDREN ARE NAMED HUGO AND ROSE HARRY MARRIES GINNY, THEIR CHILDREN ARE NAMED JAMES, LILY, AND ALBUS SEVERUS DRACO MALFOY HAS A SON NAMED SCORPIUS DUBMBLEDORE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A PUSSY AND DIE FROM A CURSED RING, SO HE HAD SNAPE KILL HIM L DIES SPIKE DIES NEO DIES TRINITY DIES AERIS DIES JACK SPARROW DIES OBI-WAN DIES QUI-GON DIES YODA DIES PADME DIES BOROMIR DIES GANDALF DIES DUMBLEDORE DIES EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE BAMBI'S MOM DIES EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES GOKU DIES GOKU DIES AGAIN GOKU DIES FUCKING AGAIN GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL, AND THEN DIES AGAIN PICCOLO DIES KRILLIN DIES TIEN DIES YAMCHA DIES CHAOZU DIES VEGETA DIES CRONO DIES TELLAH DIES MARIKO DIES DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED THEY FIND NEMO THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED YOU JUST LOST THE GAME WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN GRETCHEN DIES DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF ALEX IS "CURED" THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON JAY GATSBY DIES MERCUTIO DIES ROMEO DIES JULIET DIES CEASAR DIES HAMLET DIES TONY ALMEIDA DIES DECKARD IS A REPLICANT THE BOY SHOOTS OL' YELLER MASTER CHIEF DIES JESUS DIES
September 18, 200717 yr EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE THEY FIND NEMO LOL those two made me rifk. But some are quite false.
