Posted April 13, 200421 yr Today I did the biggest fucking rage ever. This rage makes anything anyone here has ever done look shit. I absolutely owned all my neighbours. I made the 10 year old girl next door cry, and I won all her barbies. I did it all with an artificially intelligent scissor paper stoned bot I got from http://chappie.stanford.edu/~perry/roshambo/ . Once I get my site up im going to show u all my photos of the neighbers being caned. Oh and heres a tip for you myg0t newbs about cheating... --------------- One of the first tricks learned by a Roshambo novice is to hold back a throw of paper until the last possible moment to dupe an opponent into believing that you may actually be throwing a rock. This allows you the extra few milliseconds for fine-tuning your approach and delivery. Both paper and scissors have this ability, however unless you are employing a "double-back" strategy, cloaking a paper throw is likely to draw an instinctive paper from your opponent. The opening ritual before the actual throws are made ("1..2..3..Go!"), called "priming", is intended to get both players in sync so as to ensure simultaneous delivery of throws. This can be used to an advantage when two players are meeting for the first time, since it is often unclear as to what the priming speed will be. The tendency is to default to the priming speed of the faster player. This allows the faster priming player the luxury of dictating the flow of play and causes their opponent to dedicate more energy to "catching the prime" rather than concentrating on delivering an effective throw. ------------- Fuck Im bad.
April 13, 200421 yr Author haha newbie im going to pwn the 2003 Rock Paper Scissors International World Championships - http://www.rpschamps.com
April 13, 200421 yr Author im amazed you havent seen shit newb Cloaking “Cloaking” is the term used for delaying the unveiling of the throw. Put a little more simply, “Cloaking” is waiting until the last possible second to throw Paper or Scissors. Some players will watch your hands for an indication of which throw you are about to use. By not moving your fingers until the last moment, you can fool such a player into thinking you are throwing Rock. Since a hand-watcher will respond to a well-executed cloak with paper, cloaking Scissors is generally more useful than cloaking Paper. Shadowing Another step beyond cloaking, “shadowing” is pretending to throw one thing, but changing to another at the last possible moment. This is much more difficult and requires great care in execution. Ultimately, it is up to the judges or referee to decide when that last possible moment arrives and if your hand is on the wrong throw or between throws they are not very forgiving. There are two primary ways in which you can use shadowing. The first is to merely twitch your fingers during the prime. A hand-watching opponent may believe this to foreshadow a throw of scissors or paper, depending on which fingers you wiggle. A more advanced method of shadowing is to change the position of your hand three or four times during the last prime. This has the potential to confuse or distract any opponent and will likely befuddle a hand-watcher completely. Smoothing Tells “Tells” are visible behaviors through which a player may unconsciously reveal a throw to an opponent. Everyone has them to some degree – they’ve been the poker player’s friend and enemy for centuries. They are the reason that hand-watchers watch hands, but tells aren’t always in the hands. The face and lips are common places to find tells. Records from a tournament in 1923 mention a player who wiggled his toes before throwing Rock. Tells are one reason why players study one another. Serious RPS players will spend time hunting for their own tells (a trainer helps here) and learning to suppress them. This can be an on-going project, because suppressing one tell can sometimes create another. Broadcasting False Tells Of course, if you can suppress tells, you can also create them. This requires intense coordination and concentration, not to mention planning. In order to make advantageous use of a false tell, you must display the tell long enough for an opponent to notice its significance, then break the pattern at a crucial moment to score a win. Timing is everything. It won’t help you to lose several points because of a false tell only to gain one when you break it.
April 13, 200421 yr Author think rps is gay? ur probly on of those ppl who play rocks Rock: Use of rock as an opening move is seen by many players to be a sign of aggression. Rock also happens to be the most effortless of the throws and fast reactions are never required to employ it with success. By careful examination of the options and atmosphere of play, a well-placed rock will crush a carelessly thrown pair of scissors every time. or maybe its just because of your lowerclass association of anything unsuited to you being gay
April 13, 200421 yr Author "WOW" - a common unwitty attempt at sarcasm; uses a tone often conveyed in "shut-the-fuck-up" pics "YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY" - use of gayness acussations when homosexuality is unrelated comments on age, class, income, intelligence, insecurity - also notice the use of ' in "you're"; considering the rest of his post clearly shows he doesnt care about grammar, punc, spelling etc (nor do i), its likely that many ppl have nitpicked at him about using wrong words, its a common target that you're and your, this suggests his gayness may be related to class and insecurity "LEAVE NOW" - hint of threat/agression; completely stupid under the circumstances Studying Your Opponent Because RPS is a game of wits, it’s crucial to know your opponent. Does he have noticeable tells? What strategy has she used in the past? Does he throw Rock when he’s angry? Can I make her lose her concentration? Historically, RPS championships have only admitted players who have won in lesser competitions in order to ensure that every player has data for other competitors to study. The current trends toward open-format competition will give new players an advantage in high-level competitions and possibly break some long-standing RPS “dynasties.”
April 13, 200421 yr yep, you own, you can rage people in rps by not throwing a rock, paper, or scissors. STFU and move on to pong
April 13, 200421 yr You're still gay. You don't know what myg0t is either. btw Why did you write all that? You seem to get raged very easy.
April 13, 200421 yr anybody care to explain the game "choose you" or choosies. i saw it on seinfeld once when they were trying to decide who kept the apartment, and one side picks odds and the other evens. wtf is that about?
April 13, 200421 yr roflm dumbass u pic odds or evens... then each person puts down 1 or 2 fingers... if the sum of those 2 fingers adds up to and even then evens wins and if they add up to odds odds win.
April 13, 200421 yr You can do all 5 fingers for a choose. Each person takes evens or odds and you shoot for it (like in Seinfeld) after you shoot you extend any number of your fingers. The other person does the same. You add those up and if it's evens or odds, the person with that choice wins.
April 13, 200421 yr Author You're still gay. You don't know what myg0t is either. btw Why did you write all that? You seem to get raged very easy. Does it look like I would care if I know what myg0t is? I mean does it really look like I came to this forum to be one of you? Offcourse not you dumbfuck, I came here to post this shit and laugh at your stupid asses. I cant believe you also think I wrote all of that when its blatently obvious that 90% of it was copy pasted of some weird RPS websites. Youd probly be able to see that if you didnt flunk english. oh yea, and since when is rock, papers, scisors a new game??? HAHAHA! I cant believe your nitpicking over what I say about RPS. Whats the point when Im just posting crazy shit for a laugh? Furthermore, despite all the things there you could have nitpicked at, you chose one thats not even correct. Since when was RPS discussed in the context of a game for myg0t's to rage? I suppose you also flunked English. [myg0t]heklim also made the same mistake, but at least the rest of his post wasnt completely stupid. This is really quite funny. You people seem just like the retards you rage on clans. You certaintly dont say anything they dont. Il admit you do have slight difference (more depraved, more comp obsessed) but your still the same calibre of dumbasses. Nothing personal, haha
April 14, 200421 yr this is one of the best trolls ive ever read. indeed. quite entertaining. i cant believe how many ppl fall for forum trolls... its pathetic.
April 14, 200421 yr i like how he picks apart the typical myg0t forum replies WOW" - a common unwitty attempt at sarcasm; uses a tone often conveyed in "shut-the-fuck-up" pics "YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY" - use of gayness acussations when homosexuality is unrelated comments on age, class, income, intelligence, insecurity - also notice the use of ' in "you're"; considering the rest of his post clearly shows he doesnt care about grammar, punc, spelling etc (nor do i), its likely that many ppl have nitpicked at him about using wrong words, its a common target that you're and your, this suggests his gayness may be related to class and insecurity "LEAVE NOW" - hint of threat/agression; completely stupid under the circumstances
April 14, 200421 yr Author Haha, games up. Seems there is some intelligent life here. I wont bother you any more.
April 14, 200421 yr Haha, games up. Seems there is some intelligent life here. I wont bother you any more. there is no intelligence what so ever in this forum... you sir are just a complete failure at life. :gaykeke:
