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1. Obtain a box

 

2. Cut a small hole in bottom of box

 

3. Insert hardened penis into bottom of box

 

4. Wrap box

 

5. Give box to gf

 

6. Take pics of her reaction

 

She'll love it.

 

I'm not kidding either.

your wallet , heart and soul
is she worth a present?
buy her something to get rid of the bitch.... like tickets to Timbuktu or somewhere.

 

Are you gay? Why would you not want to have a girl around?

Are you gay? Why would you not want to have a girl around?

 

96% of people on the forums only have contact with a female because they live at home with there mom.

 

Why have a girl around if she can't cook or clean? They rarely know how to suck cock properly making them utterly useless.

 

I'm all for gays since they will please you the way they want to get pleased in return. :gaysex:

d3;520055']lol 1 month

 

yur a sucker

 

lol this is what i was going to say

 

who gets a chick something after one month? a bitch thats who

get her a present for a 1 year anniversary . if you wanna give her a gift for a 1 month anniversary it should be a note saying im stupid for giving you a gift after 1 month

lol d0wn said it first...only a bitch cares about 1month presents. shame on you, bitch.

 

might as well get her pointy boots so she can kick the shit out of you some more.

 

or maybe a ball gag for you? you see where this is going.

DonkeyPunch;520061']take her out for a meal' date=' girls love that <3[/quote']

 

KFC anyone?

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lol d0wn said it first...only a bitch cares about 1month presents. shame on you, bitch.

 

might as well get her pointy boots so she can kick the shit out of you some more.

 

or maybe a ball gag for you? you see where this is going.

 

She never asked for anything nor would she care if I didn't do anything. But I still would like to do something for her.

 

Good suggestions so far, especially the dick in a box. Keep them coming, thanks.

chocklitz, flowers, nothing else really cause its too early. when you get to 1st year consider buying her a ring
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