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Im at almost 2 years with mine and i got her a Valentines gift since we started dating on February 6 so the 1 month thing was kinda luck. And all i got her was a dancing frog thing from Wallie World. About 15$.

 

Honestly, i wouldn't spend more than 20 - 40$ on this. Maybe have flowers or chocolates delivered to her. (not sure how much that is though) Or just a nice dinner and a movie.

 

The best thing about new relationships is that it doesnt take a whole lot to please the other person, because the relationship is still new and still exciting.

 

Shit, i just got my gf a dozen roses the other day. No anniversary or special occasion and i just got a "Thank You" :O_o:

She never asked for anything nor would she care if I didn't do anything. But I still would like to do something for her.

 

Good suggestions so far, especially the dick in a box. Keep them coming, thanks.

 

Those actions will only lead to you being controlled, but seeing as you're a virgin and still young, I really can't care that much.

hmm your 16?

 

 

Code a sweet ******* layout for her

 

Buy a live animal, bring her over with the pretense of delicious meal, butcher tha animal infront of her and let her taste the sweet meat.

 

Cum on her favorite shirt

 

Fuck her sister

 

Write a sweet rap parody of "Ridin dirty" and record it, post it on this forum and show her the thread.

 

Tell her stories about historical figures that you deep in your heart know that you are only interested in as a talking point rather than a passion.

 

Pop all your zits into a small jar (or a big jar) and make her a smoothie with the results, and some strawberrys and lowfat unsweetened yogurt.

Defecate into a plastic bag and give it to her. It'll show that you took the time to be thoughtful and get something for her.
d0wn;520057']lol this is what i was going to say

 

who gets a chick something after one month? a bitch thats who

 

what he said.

 

one month anniversary...you gotta be fucking kidding

what he said.

 

one month anniversary...you gotta be fucking kidding

 

Refer to my post for a way around this conundrum.

Get another chick and suprise her with a threesome.
What to give for one month anniversary??? Flowers??? :confused::confused::confused:

 

One month anniversary? Are you fucking kidding me? Why waste your money? This is most likely a girlfriend that won't last for very long, seeing as how you are sixteen, and even if she DOES last that long, you should atleast wait six months to a year. Who gives a shit about one month? Grow the fuck up.

The more I think about this thread the more I think it is a thread created just to provoke responses so TS can laugh :/

aborted fetus

 

that will show that you love her enough to kill a baby

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