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Im sorry but i had to post this. :) I went to another Target store yesterday and i went to the gaming section and (all fucken Targets look the fucken same) and i go to new releases section and i grab unreal tournament 2004. This shoplift was succesful. Anyways if u planning on shoplifting Unreal tournament 2004 be careful cuz its harder.....inside the game box theres a smaller box which is fucken hard to take out.,..theres like fucken 6 cds with play cd
Thx for the tip... but we're not poor rejects and we can buy our merchandise.
wtf.;..they cant come to my door....They dont know where i live and they wont waste time on finding my address cuz its a fucken game...anyways i almost got caught (when i opened the box..i saw a store detective run towards the sec guard so i was like "im not getting caught again" so i ran faster then her out the exit and to freedom)
Im sorry but i had to post this. :) I went to another Target store yesterday and i went to the gaming section and (all fucken Targets look the fucken same) and i go to new releases section and i grab unreal tournament 2004. This shoplift was succesful. Anyways if u planning on shoplifting Unreal tournament 2004 be careful cuz its harder.....inside the game box theres a smaller box which is fucken hard to take out.,..theres like fucken 6 cds with play cd

 

What are you like fucking 10 years old?? If you were any good criminal, you'd have plenty of money to buy it so you wouldn't have to steal it. You're geh.

Professional shoplifting

 

1. Make sure that when u enter the store u are dressed like a normal person but have some space in your clothes or bigger pockets for merchendise

 

2. Make sure at lest 2 target employees ask if u need help and u say "No thank you"

 

3. Make sure look like a decent person

 

4. Spent a lot of time on choosing the thing u want to shoplift and look at it like u want to buy it

 

5. Pick it up and walk with it to other sections of store.

 

6. As you are walking act like ure looking at things on rafts (and never look directly at the box) as u slowly are scraping off the tape over the box's end

 

7. After u take the tape off the end (I prefer the bottom end) then gp to the shoes section. ( Be careful there are some cameras u should watch out for and the shoe section is also a good view to the store investigators which are located in the clothing section)

 

8. Open the first end and then force it back on the box's side so it looks like u are holding the box (but the end is open)...cover it with your fingers

 

9. As you walk act like looking at other things

 

10. Make sure no1 sees u

 

11. Go towards the exit (there must be a purse section aroud there somewhere righ tin front of ecit)

 

12. Look for a sec guard standing in front of exit

 

13. If there is no sec guard and no people around then u safe to make the move....( take out the cd case and then fastly put the box between the purses on the rafts)

 

14. Put your cd case in your pocket and walk pretty fast but dont look suspicious towards the exit.

 

15. If u exit it doesnt mean u safe (its actually the hardest part) They cant arrest u for shoplifting unless u exit the store and then they seize u (remeber that)

 

16. After u exit, run your ass off towards parking or other alleys

 

17. After 1 min of running look back and if u dont see anyone following u then my firiend "U ARE A SHOPLIFTZER!!!!

 

 

TIP: If u open a box and take out a cd in another section of the store not close to the exit then DONT DUMP BOX THERE....thats how i got caught the first time...take the box with u ....and then close to the exit put it somewhere where it wont be found easily

 

(TAKE YOUR TIME) and (HAVZE ZPHUN)

i smell ANOTHER troll... or at least i hope so.

WOW YOU MUST REALLY BE A PRO

TRY WALKING OUT WITH A SIX PACK OF BEER IN YOUR HAND AND NOT PAYIGN FOR IT

now that's pro

i did it for two weeks straight before getting caught, then i went back and did it again for good times.

if u did that at a supermarket then u are lucky because the oonly areas

covered by sec cams in a supermarket are the alcohol and beer area and the meat area and also the (cashier area). hey they did get a pretty good view of your face when u shoplifted the beer

Nitrox, stop lyiing that you stole the game

 

really, you bought it, got hom, opened it up, saw there was some extra box in it, which would probably make it hard to steal, then you came online, and claimed you stole it - cos u r uber

omg, i just read your first post, then replied without reading other posts

 

now i read em, you made a post on 'professional shop lifting'

 

stfu kthx? if you were any good at shop lifting, you'd be known for it

stfu trying to be cool online, everyone jus thinkss your a fucking fag - and u think u r cool - no1 gives a fucking shit

poobrain, its called the EDIT button

 

 

thx

if you were any good at shop lifting, you'd be known for it

 

because all the best shoplifters are in a thieves guild that they report to and get credited on how good they shoplift and then they become a legend to many generations to come.

 

if he was any good at shoplifting, he WOULDN'T be known for it, because thats the whole point you dumb fuck.

stfu kthx? if you were any good at shop lifting, you'd be known for it

 

Shoplifting isn't an olympic event yet you brilliant shining ray of light.

 

stfu trying to be cool online, everyone jus thinkss your a fucking fag - and u think u r cool - no1 gives a fucking shit

 

He's used to taking abuse, but now that a man named poo brain has said "u think u r cool" he's going to have to get off the internet permanently. I'd give anything to take a peek at your book of insults, sir!

what else can we say..."poobrain" says it all
,lollllll nitrox is fucking hysterical, :D:D:D my idol
Stoned Gorilla']because all the best shoplifters are in a thieves guild that they report to and get credited on how good they shoplift and then they become a legend to many generations to come.

 

if he was any good at shoplifting, he WOULDN'T be known for it, because thats the whole point you dumb fuck.

 

But any big time crook isn't going to waste time shoplifting anyway.

Professional shoplifting

 

1. Make sure that when u enter the store u are dressed like a normal person but have some space in your clothes or bigger pockets for merchendise

 

2. Make sure at lest 2 target employees ask if u need help and u say "No thank you"

 

3. Make sure look like a decent person

 

4. Spent a lot of time on choosing the thing u want to shoplift and look at it like u want to buy it

 

5. Pick it up and walk with it to other sections of store.

 

6. As you are walking act like ure looking at things on rafts (and never look directly at the box) as u slowly are scraping off the tape over the box's end

 

7. After u take the tape off the end (I prefer the bottom end) then gp to the shoes section. ( Be careful there are some cameras u should watch out for and the shoe section is also a good view to the store investigators which are located in the clothing section)

 

8. Open the first end and then force it back on the box's side so it looks like u are holding the box (but the end is open)...cover it with your fingers

 

9. As you walk act like looking at other things

 

10. Make sure no1 sees u

 

11. Go towards the exit (there must be a purse section aroud there somewhere righ tin front of ecit)

 

12. Look for a sec guard standing in front of exit

 

13. If there is no sec guard and no people around then u safe to make the move....( take out the cd case and then fastly put the box between the purses on the rafts)

 

14. Put your cd case in your pocket and walk pretty fast but dont look suspicious towards the exit.

 

15. If u exit it doesnt mean u safe (its actually the hardest part) They cant arrest u for shoplifting unless u exit the store and then they seize u (remeber that)

 

16. After u exit, run your ass off towards parking or other alleys

 

17. After 1 min of running look back and if u dont see anyone following u then my firiend "U ARE A SHOPLIFTZER!!!!

 

 

TIP: If u open a box and take out a cd in another section of the store not close to the exit then DONT DUMP BOX THERE....thats how i got caught the first time...take the box with u ....and then close to the exit put it somewhere where it wont be found easily

 

(TAKE YOUR TIME) and (HAVZE ZPHUN)

 

Thank you SO much. I'm going to print that out and stuff it in my pocket and go shoplift at my local Best Buy. If by chance I get flustered, I'll just take it out and look at what you said to do. Infact, screw that. I'll just write it all down on my wrist for easier access.

actually big time crooks do shoplift unless its about guns or expensive things...its even funny how they get caught when the shoplift something small unless getting caught shoplifting like an ups truck.

 

somme dumbass crooks

http://www.aracnet.com/~lwc123/dumb.html

hahahah

 

Joseph L. Cantey, 22, was arrested in Lindewold, N.J., in May on several charges. According to police, he had made a clean escape after burglarizing a home on May 5 and stealing a cell phone, but he returned to the home on May 10 to demand that the victim reactivate the cell phone service. The victim called his company but was unsuccessful, and Cantey fled, but now armed with a description, police spotted Cantey. In the ensuing chase, Cantey dropped 15 bags of crack cocaine and eventually led police to his brother and two others, who were charged with possession of even more drugs.

ur a fucking faggot

 

open box get cd key (preferably use digi cam) if sum1 says hey wtf u doing say u make sure game/all discs are in there

 

or get a job

 

p.s . :gives:

FAK3R']WOW YOU MUST REALLY BE A PRO

TRY WALKING OUT WITH A SIX PACK OF BEER IN YOUR HAND AND NOT PAYIGN FOR IT

now that's pro

i did it for two weeks straight before getting caught, then i went back and did it again for good times.

 

that isnt so hard, ive seen people just walk out of frys with a 24 pack, get in the back of a waiting truck and take of (but then again alcohol section was facing the exit)

Professional shoplifting

 

1. Make sure that when u enter the store u are dressed like a normal person but have some space in your clothes or bigger pockets for merchendise

 

2. Make sure at lest 2 target employees ask if u need help and u say "No thank you"

 

3. Make sure look like a decent person

 

4. Spent a lot of time on choosing the thing u want to shoplift and look at it like u want to buy it

 

5. Pick it up and walk with it to other sections of store.

 

6. As you are walking act like ure looking at things on rafts (and never look directly at the box) as u slowly are scraping off the tape over the box's end

 

7. After u take the tape off the end (I prefer the bottom end) then gp to the shoes section. ( Be careful there are some cameras u should watch out for and the shoe section is also a good view to the store investigators which are located in the clothing section)

 

8. Open the first end and then force it back on the box's side so it looks like u are holding the box (but the end is open)...cover it with your fingers

 

9. As you walk act like looking at other things

 

10. Make sure no1 sees u

 

11. Go towards the exit (there must be a purse section aroud there somewhere righ tin front of ecit)

 

12. Look for a sec guard standing in front of exit

 

13. If there is no sec guard and no people around then u safe to make the move....( take out the cd case and then fastly put the box between the purses on the rafts)

 

14. Put your cd case in your pocket and walk pretty fast but dont look suspicious towards the exit.

 

15. If u exit it doesnt mean u safe (its actually the hardest part) They cant arrest u for shoplifting unless u exit the store and then they seize u (remeber that)

 

16. After u exit, run your ass off towards parking or other alleys

 

17. After 1 min of running look back and if u dont see anyone following u then my firiend "U ARE A SHOPLIFTZER!!!!

 

 

TIP: If u open a box and take out a cd in another section of the store not close to the exit then DONT DUMP BOX THERE....thats how i got caught the first time...take the box with u ....and then close to the exit put it somewhere where it wont be found easily

 

(TAKE YOUR TIME) and (HAVZE ZPHUN)

 

 

i wish i had balls like you, i make enough money to buy basically anything i want (excluding cars and more houses) but i hate paying for shit when i can get it for free.

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