Professional shoplifting

 

1. Make sure that when u enter the store u are dressed like a normal person but have some space in your clothes or bigger pockets for merchendise

 

2. Make sure at lest 2 target employees ask if u need help and u say "No thank you"

 

3. Make sure look like a decent person

 

4. Spent a lot of time on choosing the thing u want to shoplift and look at it like u want to buy it

 

5. Pick it up and walk with it to other sections of store.

 

6. As you are walking act like ure looking at things on rafts (and never look directly at the box) as u slowly are scraping off the tape over the box's end

 

7. After u take the tape off the end (I prefer the bottom end) then gp to the shoes section. ( Be careful there are some cameras u should watch out for and the shoe section is also a good view to the store investigators which are located in the clothing section)

 

8. Open the first end and then force it back on the box's side so it looks like u are holding the box (but the end is open)...cover it with your fingers

 

9. As you walk act like looking at other things

 

10. Make sure no1 sees u

 

11. Go towards the exit (there must be a purse section aroud there somewhere righ tin front of ecit)

 

12. Look for a sec guard standing in front of exit

 

13. If there is no sec guard and no people around then u safe to make the move....( take out the cd case and then fastly put the box between the purses on the rafts)

 

14. Put your cd case in your pocket and walk pretty fast but dont look suspicious towards the exit.

 

15. If u exit it doesnt mean u safe (its actually the hardest part) They cant arrest u for shoplifting unless u exit the store and then they seize u (remeber that)

 

16. After u exit, run your ass off towards parking or other alleys

 

17. After 1 min of running look back and if u dont see anyone following u then my firiend "U ARE A SHOPLIFTZER!!!!

 

 

TIP: If u open a box and take out a cd in another section of the store not close to the exit then DONT DUMP BOX THERE....thats how i got caught the first time...take the box with u ....and then close to the exit put it somewhere where it wont be found easily

 

(TAKE YOUR TIME) and (HAVZE ZPHUN)

 

or you could look for cameras, grab the game and take it into the bathroom, take out the cds and rip the box up and flush it down the toilet

 

fag

Im sorry but i had to post this. :) I went to another Target store yesterday and i went to the gaming section and (all fucken Targets look the fucken same) and i go to new releases section and i grab unreal tournament 2004. This shoplift was succesful. Anyways if u planning on shoplifting Unreal tournament 2004 be careful cuz its harder.....inside the game box theres a smaller box which is fucken hard to take out.,..theres like fucken 6 cds with play cd

 

 

rofl u are fucking gay

"hey guys i just stole something teeheehee im so cool"

 

tell me, are you in your "anarchy rules" phase?

u went to the same store to steal again