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I showed my dick to another guy online. Feel free to laugh at me.

 

 

OH HI FAKE CONFESSION BUT THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT, IT WAS CJ WHO STOLE MY IDENTITY .

 

<3 u all and didnt show.

Mush;520951']I showed my dick to another guy online. Feel free to laugh at me.

 

MUSH SHOWED HIS DICK

Useless post posting

 

Useless post post posting. :D

I _KNEW_ IT. It was to f00n wasnt it! Thats why hes been cranky lately, you quit showing it to him.
how hold was he pretending to be? because if he said he's 14/f/anywhere, i'll laugh at you. if "she" was 18 or older it's okay.
its ok i also showed my dick to guys, nothing wrong with that really..

Watch this

 

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

I came up with more secrets to tell you today

 

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me

So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions

 

First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with)

Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid

That's not all, now I recall more, you see

So now I'll give you part three of my confessions

 

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do

Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two

Like, remember when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore, Pauley Shore

That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for

 

I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking

Oh, and I tried out your nose hair trimmer too

And by the way, that "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium

I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one

 

These are my confessions

Just when (oh) I thought I said all (oh) I can say

I need to get some (yeah yeah) things off my chest right away

 

These are my confessions (these are my confessions)

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me

Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh

 

Threw up on your dog the last time I had too much to drink

There've been times I've peed in your sink

Don't know why (don't know why, no) but you and I (ah) should agree (ah)

That blongs in part three of my confessions

 

Baby forgive me, I'm still trying to figure out

Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout

Oh, and sometimes in private, really like to dress up like Shirley Temple

And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)

 

My boss thinks I'ma a jerk, didn't get that raise

I haven't changed my underwear in twenty seven days

And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget

I'm so sorry Debbie - I mean Bridget

 

These are my confessions

Just when (oh) I thought I said all I can say

I got a few (got a few more) more secrets I'd like to convey

 

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind (my mind) the last two times (my mind), silly me (silly me)

Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh

 

Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor

FYI (I), it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore)

Whoops, my bad (hope you're not sore at me)

You'll be madder (ah) at me (ah) when I (even more mad, yeah, baby) finish part three of my confessions

 

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this

But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?

Ahh, well, I returned it for store credit

That thing was hideous; what were you thinking?

Oh, by the way, I wasn't really sick last week

I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic

Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies?

What I meant was, there was only enough left for me, sorry

 

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

I thought of some more things that should scare you away

 

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me

I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

 

Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat (cat)

And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat

Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore

'Til I give you part four of my confessions

 

I mean, I'm just getting started here

I'm not even halfway down the list

This thing could go on for...

Hey hey, where you goin'?

Honey?

What?

Was it something I said?

Women!

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EFTER FESTEN!!! SCHNELL SCHNELL!!

 

 

 

auf wiedersehen.

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wtf is with all the emokissing guys in this thread.. ewww do all emo guys kiss eachother?

 

rok i didnt know you were gay..

EFTER FESTEN!!! SCHNELL SCHNELL!!

 

 

 

auf wiedersehen.

 

it's more like swedish :/

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