October 22, 200717 yr wow guys stop putting those dirty replies. MY PARENTS ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ANOTHER TIME OUT? Unfunny troll is unfunny
October 23, 200717 yr The real question is: Do you jack off to porn while your parents are in the room? Nope, I fap fap in the living room. I was once caught having sex in the basement, though. Apparently my parents are ninjas, because I didn't even hear the door open. Then again, I wasn't really paying much attention to whether or not the door was opening, I was in the middle of secks, and they weren't expected to be home for several more hours.
October 23, 200717 yr Author Nope, I fap fap in the living room. I was once caught having sex in the basement, though. Apparently my parents are ninjas, because I didn't even hear the door open. Then again, I wasn't really paying much attention to whether or not the door was opening, I was in the middle of secks, and they weren't expected to be home for several more hours. rifk that must of been funny as hell. I remember when i got caught wanking in my livign room. My parents were out and i was watching Playboy TV. I didnt hear the tires on the concrete outside and suddenly my living room just opened and my dad shocked face behind it. My dad kept a closer eye on me for a few days. . .:buttseks:
October 23, 200717 yr this is kind of off topic but is a funny story i thought i should share. this happened back when i was like 15 or so so hopefully my parents don't remember it. well my mom and dad are religious people and there is this bible study type show that my dad used to and still does record from time to time so he has many tapes of the different episodes, basically the whole bible broke down into different segments of video tape. well my girlfriend at the time had this porno vhs that i tried to make a copy of. long story short i used one my my dads recorded episode tapes thinking that he wouldn't notice and i recorded over it. at the time i didn't think i got it to work properly so i just left the tape on the shelf thinking and hadn't recorded onto it properly, unluckily for me it did. and a couple weeks later my parents were sitting down to watch one of the episodes when all of a sudden it cuts to a 3 some anal scene.. needless to say i was pretty embarrassed to be a round my parents for the next few weeks.
