http://www.astalavista.com//data/diary_of_a_mad_hacker.htm

 

the funniest shit i ever read. my favorite part :

 

Two nights ago, I was very Horney partly because I had just been dropped of at “PC World” and I was looking around the shop, when a member of staff came up to me. He must have been just a few years older than me; he was hunched over when he said “Can I help you, young man?” I asked him to show me the new processor chip which had just come available on the commercial market. He kindly agreed and took me to the ware house. He gently lay the chip flat across the palm of his hand and put it close to my face. I stared at the chip for a few seconds, and then it happened. My penis suddenly became erect and my breathing became a lot heavier the blood started to boil all around my body and I found myself wondering about and switching feet, I just couldn’t relax.

gay

thank you for telling us about your first published work werx. im proud of you. sadly, i must say, your a faggot.

Monday, April 12, 1993 :hahano:

 

:gives:

die tyler

rifk, werx that was a great find!

I almost feel sorry for that worthless sack of shit. But then, it sounds like he doesn't try to help his appearance. So meh. I laff at him.