k i was playing bfv and my card really sucks (geforce 4 mx 440 128vram) and i kept getting owned so i decided to go to the myg0t forums and bitch about it and then i saw the radeon threead and i decided it would be a good idea to steal it the right way and not the attanetion whore way k

 

so later tomoorow i am going to to to curcut csity and look around for camaras and shit and then later i will come back in different chlothes and take a radon out of teh box and tehn sneek out teh back dfoor palace whar they put staraos in teh cars

omg now you are az kewl as teh nitrox@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#####^#)((@^@)&

w00t that wos wot i wos hopng faor

 

Note for the slow: I really am going to try this but this thread is actually about making fun of nitrox

ur gonna get caught ahaha

 

best buy puts plastic wrap around locks on their card boxes

rofl fag here is the professional guide to shop lifting

 

first you walk in (YOU SHOULD GO IN AT 11:50 AM) and talk to at least 5 different circuit city employers. ask them if their penis is 6 inchs. IT MUST BE 6 INCHS OR UR FUKED!! then walk in 3 loops around a agnst teenager (yes they have to be agnst) and then take your underwear off without taking your pants off (refer to mr.bean on how to do this) cut off the cloth from the elastic (you should use tighty whities for this, boxers elastic are too loose) and then pick up a stick with a V on the end and tie the elastic between the two ends. Rip out your pubic hair and carefully knit each hair into a perfect sphere. put your pubic ball into your newly made slingshot and fire it at a security guard. grab the box and then rip the cd out (use an ovenmit so they can't get your fingerprints) run by the security guard and dump the box in front of him (they don't expect the obvious!!) then jump into the vents and climb to the top of the building and use a zipwire to get off the building!!! U MY FRIEND R NOW A SHOPLIFTER.

ur gonna get caught ahaha

 

best buy puts plastic wrap around locks on their card boxes

 

so later tomoorow i am going to to to curcut csity

 

fag

Stoned Gorilla']rofl fag here is the professional guide to shop lifting

 

first you walk in (YOU SHOULD GO IN AT 11:50 AM) and talk to at least 5 different circuit city employers. ask them if their penis is 6 inchs. IT MUST BE 6 INCHS OR UR FUKED!! then walk in 3 loops around a agnst teenager (yes they have to be agnst) and then take your underwear off without taking your pants off (refer to mr.bean on how to do this) cut off the cloth from the elastic (you should use tighty whities for this, boxers elastic are too loose) and then pick up a stick with a V on the end and tie the elastic between the two ends. Rip out your pubic hair and carefully knit each hair into a perfect sphere. put your pubic ball into your newly made slingshot and fire it at a security guard. grab the box and then rip the cd out (use an ovenmit so they can't get your fingerprints) run by the security guard and dump the box in front of him (they don't expect the obvious!!) then jump into the vents and climb to the top of the building and use a zipwire to get off the building!!! U MY FRIEND R NOW A SHOPLIFTER.

 

omfg yuo are so0o0o0o0o l33t

omg gorillla you should publish that! ive ALWAYS WONDERED HOW TO SHOPLIFT...

omg gorillla you should publish that! ive ALWAYS WONDERED HOW TO SHOPLIFT...

 

Well now you know how.

interestingly enough, i did steal my g4 from circuit city.

ur gonna get caught ahaha

 

best buy puts plastic wrap around locks on their card boxes

 

thast why hes going to circuit city you dumb fuck

i hope you get arrested and then the police man rapes you in the cell :gaysex:

if you really wanna steal a radeon 9800, find a friend who has 1 who doesnet no so much about viruses etc then put a virus on his pc take it home and say u will fix it then put a tnt2 inside it and steal his radeon

 

now thats the professional way

revolverlution why do you have a compleatly different name in your sig?

i stole it from some mexican guy

 

i go by revolverlution and mizsou

gg, i just bought one :)

This is the only guide to shoplifting youwill ever need:

 

1. Walk in the store.

2. Steal stuff.

3. Leave the store.

hopefully u get assraped!

I bet half the people who make out they steal stuff here don't actually steal it

i bet you really dont have poo for brains

This is the only guide to shoplifting youwill ever need:

 

1. Walk in the store.

2. Steal stuff.

3. Leave the store.

 

u missed of the all important and DONT GET CAUGHT

Stoned Gorilla']rofl fag here is the professional guide to shop lifting

 

first you walk in (YOU SHOULD GO IN AT 11:50 AM) and talk to at least 5 different circuit city employers. ask them if their penis is 6 inchs. IT MUST BE 6 INCHS OR UR FUKED!! then walk in 3 loops around a agnst teenager (yes they have to be agnst) and then take your underwear off without taking your pants off (refer to mr.bean on how to do this) cut off the cloth from the elastic (you should use tighty whities for this, boxers elastic are too loose) and then pick up a stick with a V on the end and tie the elastic between the two ends. Rip out your pubic hair and carefully knit each hair into a perfect sphere. put your pubic ball into your newly made slingshot and fire it at a security guard. grab the box and then rip the cd out (use an ovenmit so they can't get your fingerprints) run by the security guard and dump the box in front of him (they don't expect the obvious!!) then jump into the vents and climb to the top of the building and use a zipwire to get off the building!!! U MY FRIEND R NOW A SHOPLIFTER.

 

Thats fucking jokes

nothin but a poor group of mofos here. i suppose u steal little boys virginity too huh?

if its a small store why not just grab and run? you could even have a partner with a car nearby for a quick escape...

not because im poor because i dont want to pay, if you pay for a 200 dollar card just to feel rich then your fucken dumb