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got suspended for 3 days for going in the library and net sending "i have a steaming anus" to all the computers in the school.

 

last year i put http://www.bottleguy.com on my autoshop teachers computers desktop wallpaper and got kicked out of the class.

 

its senior year now and not sure what im gonna do.

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lol this is gna be long.

 

1. stink bomb in french class. [double detention after school & letter of apology to teacher xD] Year 7(grade).

 

2. fight with a kid. [suspended 3 days] Year 7

 

3. Shot at a dinnerladies house with BB guns outside of school it collided with school. [2 days suspension]. Year 8

 

4. Attacked a nerd with 2 of my friends and he fedded. [3 days suspension] Year 8

 

5. Smoking on school property. [suspension of one day]. This happened about 3 times in year 9.

 

6. Our pedofilic school camers saw me rolling a joint. [2 days suspension]. Year 10

 

7. Just yesterday i was caught stealing 30 eggs from the school kitchens for halloween. They didnt catch me until today wen got caught. [Letter home xD]

 

8. oh yes i got done in year 8 for browsing porn on school computers. The system was being moderated and my school account was disabled for the rest of the term xD

humm,

 

1. hitting a guy in the jaw

(kicked out for 2 days)

 

2. told my friend to go onto gabe newell.com in class

(banned from using the internet)

 

3. sending out a naked picture of some ***got onto the schools local shared drive

(i would of been kicked out, but i left school 3 days after rifk)

 

4. kicking over a bucket of paint and ruining the new carpet they just fitted in the classroom lmao

(detension 1 hour)

 

lol, thats about it.

nothing

its not cool to be suspended

you end up failing in life like cj

telling a asian kid he smelt like shit (1day)

writing fuck off on the boar (1day)

sending the lol.bat thing to all the network pcs (didnt get caught)

destroying the website filter (nothing)

passwording all the Pcs BIOSs (didnt get caught)

creating shortcuts through the network onto other peoples accounts and deleting folders and coursework at random (didnt get caught)

ARP Spoofing in school to get my hands on AIM pws.

NetSend spamming.

Writing Insults about the teacher on the blackboard without anyone seeing me.

Threw a stone through a window.

 

 

and some other shit.

 

Edit:

 

Oh yeah I took a piss once when nobody saw me.

British school are so obsessed with filtering their networks on computers. They are easy to break. The comps are also very shitty with makes like RM and shit

 

 

This is my shitty ict suite were i try to play slimegames without teachers noticing :facesj:

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/Methodize72/bh-pack-www-1.jpg

drunkula;523669']i got suspended once for accidentally elbowing a security guard in the face when he tried to break up a fight between me and some other kid

 

my senior memorial day week+end went something like this:

saturday, sunday, monday = off

tuesday = philadelphia zoo field trip, 40mg valium, half a bottle of jagermeister, getting caught by and walking away from a guidance counselor from my school who caught me smoking weed at the zoo

wednesday, thursday, friday = out of school suspension for insubordination (walking away from her when she told me to come with her)

saturday, sunday = off

 

best week of high school ever

 

also i got suspended twice for sexing skeletor and sent home many times for "suspected drug use"

 

i kept all my shit in this stupid girl's locker who i stole the combo from in the beginning of the year. i'd go around all day smelling like pot and eventually they would take me to the nurses office, check my vital signs and go "your vitals show your body is under the influence of drugs" to which i'd reply "how long does weed stay in your system? 30 days? well that explains it, i smoked the fattest blunt you ever saw right after school yesterday." - rest of the day off

How the hell you only get suspended for drug usage...things have changed..in my school...one fist fight and you're expelled...caught with drugs...expelled...they're not playing around anymore...and I graduated a few yrs ago too.

Telling a mexican kid to "tell his dad he's not getting his 2 dollars because he didn't mow the backyard well enough" (3 days suspension)

 

telling my teacher to call me "BJ" (1 day)

 

spitting in a ***get Indian kids face when he was trying to get money from me or something and then throwing him to the ground and kicking him in his side. (almost went to juvenile hall because using your shoes in a fight is considering using a deadly weapon) 6 days suspension

 

lol..."***got indian"...yeah, most indians are dorks and do deserve a beat down...where the hell you from anyways...UK?

8. oh yes i got done in year 8 for browsing porn on school computers. The system was being moderated and my school account was disabled for the rest of the term xD

 

Same happened to me in year 9 but i got suspended for a week.

 

Other shit is fucking countless man, had about 10 fights between year 7,8,9 before i started calming down. Swearing and teachers so much shit, i used to be a little fucker lol.

So glad I'm out of fucking high school. It's amazing how well you can do when you're not required to take subjects that you will never pursue in life.

1) Destroying toilets with crowbar (had to find a new school)

 

2) Punching the principal in the face (suspended for a week)

 

3) Spreading http://www.meatspin.com to everyone in school (banned from internet for a year)

 

4) Spitting in a teachers face (suspended for 1 day)

 

5) Dealing drugs at school (had to find a new school)

 

6) Lighting up a cigarette in class (suspended for 3 days)

 

 

There's more I did but those had minimal punishment like detention.

British school are so obsessed with filtering their networks on computers. They are easy to break. The comps are also very shitty with makes like RM and shit

 

 

This is my shitty ict suite were i try to play slimegames without teachers noticing :facesj:

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/Methodize72/bh-pack-www-1.jpg

 

hell of a lot nicer than some shitty dells with windows 95 installed and mice that have no balls, broken keyboards and shit

 

as for myself I would just fucking walk out after 1st or 2nd period.

1) Destroying toilets with crowbar (had to find a new school)

 

2) Punching the principal in the face (suspended for a week)

 

3) Spreading http://www.meatspin.com to everyone in school (banned from internet for a year)

 

4) Spitting in a teachers face (suspended for 1 day)

 

5) Dealing drugs at school (had to find a new school)

 

6) Lighting up a cigarette in class (suspended for 3 days)

 

 

There's more I did but those had minimal punishment like detention.

 

 

What is this nonsence? breaking a toilet with a crowbar? punching a principles face? and dealing drugs? you sir are a liar you have probley never done anythign worse than sticking gum under the table. Idiot

1) Destroying toilets with crowbar (had to find a new school)

 

2) Punching the principal in the face (suspended for a week)

 

3) Spreading http://www.meatspin.com to everyone in school (banned from internet for a year)

 

4) Spitting in a teachers face (suspended for 1 day)

 

5) Dealing drugs at school (had to find a new school)

 

6) Lighting up a cigarette in class (suspended for 3 days)

 

 

There's more I did but those had minimal punishment like detention.

 

 

....you made it to my list.

What is this nonsence? breaking a toilet with a crowbar? punching a principles face? and dealing drugs? you sir are a liar you have probley never done anythign worse than sticking gum under the table. Idiot

 

Funny, one arab wannabe gangster trying to insult another arab wannabe gangsta. Both of you are morons. Now please, go die alone of a heroine OD in your room.

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