October 31, 200717 yr Don't be such a ***got and no one will want to egg your house. Or set bear traps. Or fill a super soaker with naptha and ******-rig a fireplace lighter to the end and burn them. Or just hide in your bushes with a bat or hatchet or something and chase the bastards down.
October 31, 200717 yr jus have teh seckz in your frontroom so they p3rv and not eggerz up ur shizz lol :boink:
October 31, 200717 yr In the news, it said that people are giving out "pop rocks" to kids, but they really aren't pop rocks. They are meth in the form of pop rocks. And they give it to kids in like some bags with pictures of strawberries and in the flavor of it. I want some.
October 31, 200717 yr How do I protect my house from eggers! ideas pl0x Uhh, sit on your porch or front step or driveway or whatever with a bunch of eggs to throw back, or frozen paintballs, or bullets, or shake your fist angrily
October 31, 200717 yr http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1garand.jpg Fuck that shit. http://images.military.com/EQGpics/EQG_mg3_1.jpg Just remember to change the barrels when necessary while wearing gloves. Those things can get hot.
October 31, 200717 yr chase them with this shit: (you don't even need to get that close, it shoots really far) http://www.personalsecurityonline.com/images/products/80346.jpg (bear mace) make the fuckers go blind for 60+ mins if you use enough, then steal there shit while they are on the ground blind.
October 31, 200717 yr Fuck that shit. http://images.military.com/EQGpics/EQG_mg3_1.jpg Just remember to change the barrels when necessary while wearing gloves. Those things can get hot. Ahhahaha.
October 31, 200717 yr In the news, it said that people are giving out "pop rocks" to kids, but they really aren't pop rocks. They are meth in the form of pop rocks. And they give it to kids in like some bags with pictures of strawberries and in the flavor of it. I want some. LOL. I got that shit in my school newsletter, I'm like WTF, who the fucks going to have meth around here, and give it out for free as a fucking prank.
