Posted November 5, 200717 yr Fuck police and probation I got caught with a weed pipe and no weed (on my way to the dealers house) been a couple weeks and now I went to court. tuesday is my probation start date and its gay. Post your dislike for me or the police here/ ways to pass my drug screen/laugh at me, here.
November 5, 200717 yr Let me break this down for you "probation start date and its gay" "probation start" "date and" "gay" "gay" "gay"
November 5, 200717 yr I too am on probation. end of last July I got busted with my 3rd alcohol violation. I had a DWI and a separate consumption prior. I am supposed to be going to AA but I haven't been, and if he gives me a piss test I am going to fail it. On a side note, If i get another alcohol violation in 1 year I go to jail for 90 days.
November 6, 200717 yr Author Screw you, you dont go to court for having a weedpipe in your pocket. Where you live loser? Well I was going to spare everyone the long and boring story about me getting caught to avoid all the TL;DR's. However sense you are so interested I will tell the story, gather around the camp fire everyone... I was walking down the road smoking a ciggarette-newport- I had 1 in my hand and 1 left in the pack. I had no weed on me so naturally I was going to my dealers house who lives about 10 mins away and is a good friend of mine who used to buy weed off of my dad before he got busted (in jail right now I can tell you the webpage to find all the data if ur that interested, but that is another long story for another time) so I was going there, no weed in pocket, with just a well resined pipe-still had tiny specks of green stuck in the resin-I'm 17 so I'm not allowed to be smoking ciggarettes. A police car drove by me as im blowing smoke and keeps going by so I said "meh, whatever there not going for me." I start walking up the next road and the police comes from the front of the street and cuts me off, I thought they just wanted to ask questions or whatever so I didn't think to run (at this time I had finished my ciggarette so it seemed it didn't matter) She says "I caught you on camera on the other road smoking a ciggarette" which is total bullshit, police camera is only on when the lights are on or the car is parked. She makes me put my hands on the car and starts going through my pockets. She finds my pipe, she handcuffed me and my shit was taken away. I get in the back of the car and get drove up to the P.D. calls my relatives, whom I'm staying with because my dad is in jail, my mother is skitzophrentic and I haven't seen her in years. blah blah blah...couple weeks later they call me up and tell me I have to go to the misdemener place in Ocala. I went there last umm last wendsday to fill out a bunch of paper work and I was told what to expect, atleast 40 hours community service, drug screens randomly by color for atleast 90 days and drug classes, that all of this is mandatory. They told me I have to return on tuesday-tomorrow-to appear for teen court. Ok kids story time is over I hope you are bored to death now, thanks for TL;DRing my boring story that took my time to type. I'm high right now. I'm going to fail my first drug test. :drool2: Dad's old record http://jail.marionso.com/detailsar.asp?bookingno=9900009438 Dad's new record which hes in jail for now. http://jail.marionso.com/details.asp?bookingno=0700014926 Short: TL;DR I live in Florida where carrying a weed pipe is a misdemeaner.
November 6, 200717 yr Well I was going to spare everyone the long and boring story about me getting caught to avoid all the TL;DR's. However sense you LOL IM GAY http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7664/fdggpp1.jpg LOL YOUR DAD IS A FAGGOT
November 6, 200717 yr LOL YOUR DAD IS A FAGGOT LOL UR LAST NAME IS GENTILE! YOU DAD MUST HAVE TOUCHED LITTLE BOYS!
November 7, 200717 yr Author Well I got back from court a couple hours ago. They made me dress up like a *** in a button shirt and non-denim pants. I got 45 hours of community service(mandatory 40 hours) and 8 jury duties (4 mandatory) I have to call my probation officer every day 2pm-6pm to find out the color of the day and see if I have a drug test. I have to write a 500 word essay appoligising for bullshit. I also have to tour the jail one time. I lied about everything besides what the pipe was for. Considering all that, I really got off easy. The girl came out with my verdict all smiling because she knew I got off easy. I met 3 hot girls there and an assortment of :nigga: people The ratio of white people was 6 to 25. This is wierd but I look forward too seeing that girl with the black hair/purple highlights again on jury duty cause she was hot, that is my motivation to go to court every time now. Her and her friend were steady talkin about me and lookin at me so I got a good chance. BTW atleast im not a jew. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gentile For all you haters, keep it up you are my biggest fans and I wouldn't be here without you.
November 7, 200717 yr Fuck police and probation I got caught with a weed pipe and no weed (on my way to the dealers house) been a couple weeks and now I went to court. tuesday is my probation start date and its gay. Post your dislike for me or the police here/ ways to pass my drug screen/laugh at me, here. HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU, FUCKING WEEDSMOKING PHAGGOT
November 7, 200717 yr Author HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU, FUCKING WEEDSMOKING PHAGGOT The following is brought to you by: http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words. Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would. In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
November 7, 200717 yr Fuck police and probation I got caught with a weed pipe and no weed (on my way to the dealers house) been a couple weeks and now I went to court. tuesday is my probation start date and its gay. Post your dislike for me or the police here/ ways to pass my drug screen/laugh at me, here. :sackrider??????????
November 7, 200717 yr The following is brought to you by: http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words. Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would. In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist. Don't even bash, when your at home posting threads of E-people trying to gain popularity, my respect on myg0t does'nt mean shit. Sure you can keep making threads and wasting your time, trying to be cool, but who gives a fuck?. I can keep making bullshit threads, and you can keep making paraodys, but can you stop riding my ass 24/7. Look man, your going through my profile, threads, posts, you've been on here all fucking day, I CAN GO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN MYG0T, AND STILL BE LESS PATHETIC THAN YOUR ***GOT ASS. You can stop riding my ass now, thanks.
November 8, 200717 yr Author So today I called up and my color was called so went and took my first drugtest and they didn't do a urine or blood test, they did a saliva test. The thing is like cotton and you sit there for a few mins and if the thing turns blue you passed the drug test. Some of my strip is blue but not all of it. The lady said I gotta wait a week or so to find out if I passed. I read up and the strips only work for very recently used drugs and for weed it should take up to 24 hours. The last time I smoked was 2 days before the test so I should be fine. I have been drinking a shit load of water also, so that should help.
November 8, 200717 yr if you failed just say one of your friends gave you a brownie and you didnt know it was cooked with weed
November 8, 200717 yr Author if you failed just say one of your friends gave you a brownie and you didnt know it was cooked with weed Then how would I know it was the brownie?
November 8, 200717 yr Then how would I know it was the brownie? say your friends fed it to you as a joke because you told them you couldnt smoke anymore
November 21, 200717 yr So today I called up and my color was called so went and took my first drugtest and they didn't do a urine or blood test, they did a saliva test. The thing is like cotton and you sit there for a few mins and if the thing turns blue you passed the drug test. Some of my strip is blue but not all of it. The lady said I gotta wait a week or so to find out if I passed. I read up and the strips only work for very recently used drugs and for weed it should take up to 24 hours. The last time I smoked was 2 days before the test so I should be fine. I have been drinking a shit load of water also, so that should help. detection times for the saliva tests are between 1/3-1/4 the length of a urine test. 24 hours is good for basically anything but weed, which will last for a week tops. chronic chronic ( :grin: ) users and non-frequent users have the lowest detection times, users smoking once a day or every couple days often have longer detection times. still if you fail they'll probably let you slide since it was your first, just dont fuck up again and what the fuck is this shit about smoking under 18 being illegal? here in PA its only illegal to buy cigs under 18, not smoke them. that'd be grounds for illegal search & seizure and your case woulda been dropped.
