Posted November 10, 200717 yr me and a few friends we're on the way home from a party, and decided to chill for a while, a little later 2 guys came up to us (one was black) with their hoods up and asked for our phones. then one got out like, a long silver rod (possibly a dildo) and threatened to beat us down D: they ended up taking me, and my friends phone </3 (i only had my new phone for about a week) the phones on contract, so i havent really lost a lot. at around 1:30 the police wanted me and friend to write down a statement, so i rolled over to his house in the back of the police car (that was my favorite part, i pretended to be a hardcore criminal) although, i had an old myg0t background as my wallpaper, so hopefully they'll remember something. lowlifes rage me.
November 10, 200717 yr sux. Where the hell were you that you got mugged? Walking down dark alleys or someshit?
November 10, 200717 yr Author sux. Where the hell were you that you got mugged? Walking down dark alleys or someshit? just outside a food store, it was closed at the time. i seriously didnt expect it to happen round where i live, we was going to leave in like 5 minutes after they came. rifk. infact, i need to find some pepper spray for the future.
November 10, 200717 yr What a eventful night. Only one was black? wow. Usually all the black people i see around are in groups of 3-4 at ALL TIMES. And all of them are black, not a black and a white. So he threatened to strike you down if you didn't give them your cell phones? I would have asked for money but ok.
November 10, 200717 yr Author What a eventful night. Only one was black? wow. Usually all the black people i see around are in groups of 3-4 at ALL TIMES. And all of them are black, not a black and a white. So he threatened to strike you down if you didn't give them your cell phones? I would have asked for money but ok. they was both bigger than us, they pretty much only wanted phones, they searched our pockets though. its weird when you think about it before though, you plan it all out on what you could do, but when they're right infront of you holding a metal bar to your head you're not exactly thinking stright lmao Don't you carry some sort of weapon? cause i live in the uk, its hard to get shit. fair enough i could walk the streets with a knife, but at the end of the day it causes you more problems. i'd love to buy a pocket mace spray or something though, they're awesome
November 10, 200717 yr Wait... so they threatened you with a dildo? Man, how many of your friends were there with you?
November 10, 200717 yr Author Wait... so they threatened you with a dildo? Man, how many of your friends were there with you? it could of been used as a dildo 2 of us, and 2 of them, they were older, and bigger than us
November 10, 200717 yr Gary;525721']does ur butt still hurt?[/B] What a failure of a post but considering the failure that posted it I'm not really surprised here. Donkeypunch, you suck too because you should have fought them. Hell you could just run too then you'd still have your phone and they would look stupid trying to take your phones like that but whatever.
November 10, 200717 yr some douche bags tried to mug me whilst I was crossing a road via the street crossing. it was kinda surreal, i was walking along with leather gloves, ventuno overcoat jeans and scarf when some asshole trash ( looked like a half breed ****** white trash with so much acne i thought i was staring at a black moon and some other kid with a peak NYY cap on some bike, probably stolen) comes from behind with his bike friend ahead on bike stops me, middle of teh crossing with traffic either side beggining to pie up, and says "givv us yer fukkin monie dikhed" (im english btw if this help explains some of the things and these people were as low as you could go without the use of a mechanical digging machine) i was pretty stunned at the audaciousness of this so i just said fuck you and palmed him in the nose before running off and knocked the kid off the bike and sent him sprawing on the floor. i was only 2 mins walk from my house so i was pretty supprised these kind of people were in a white middle class suburban neighbour hood tbh. anyway. just my story, (dont have pics) idc if you belive or not but w/e. TL;DR - go fuck youself. EDIT: feel sorry for ya DP its kinda sad what the counties comming to. damn chavs and nigglets roaming the streets. idk where you can get pocket mace from though. know any suppliers that arnt online?
November 10, 200717 yr donkey punch where in uk.. im in essex, chav central although its ok most of them are pussy unless they are in groups of 20
November 10, 200717 yr DonkeyPunch;525661']me and a few friends DonkeyPunch']2 of us' date=' and 2 of them, they were older, and bigger than us[/quote'] Contradictary, sir! although its ok most of them are pussy unless they are in groups of 20 So true, although, they usually do go round in large groups. You see one of them and they don't say shit then the next day he's with his mates and you get him insulting you. As for the mace, it's reguarded as a fire arm in the UK... so you're better off taking a different weapon. 2p's wrapped up in duck-tape adds weight to your punch or use the end & smash down. That's what it's coming too... using weapons now, people can't fight without. :o
November 10, 200717 yr uhm you should of just kicked one in the groin or punched one in the nose then when he gets on his knees put him in the neck snapping position and threaten to kill him.
November 10, 200717 yr As for the mace, it's reguarded as a fire arm in the UK... so you're better off taking a different weapon. 2p's wrapped up in duck-tape adds weight to your punch or use the end & smash down. That's what it's coming too... using weapons now, people can't fight without. :o if you use a empty match box laying in your fist so you have it laying hozizontal if you have your hand out it can knock people out in one and reduces the chance of you damaging your hand in the process by simpy hitting them from the side of the cheeck bone. a blade under 6" also works well, if its over it can be considered an offensive weapon. hmm must reasearch this lator.
November 10, 200717 yr if you use a empty match box laying in your fist so you have it laying hozizontal if you have your hand out it can knock people out in one and reduces the chance of you damaging your hand in the process by simpy hitting them from the side of the cheeck bone. a blade under 6" also works well, if its over it can be considered an offensive weapon. hmm must reasearch this lator. Seem's interesting. If the police search you and they find a matchbox they can't do shit, covert weapon! I'm pretty sure any blade is considered as an offensive weapon otherwise thats pretty dumb.
November 10, 200717 yr Seem's interesting. If the police search you and they find a matchbox they can't do shit, covert weapon! I'm pretty sure any blade is considered as an offensive weapon otherwise thats pretty dumb. anouther is loose change in a sock. get enough and its like being hit by a half brick.
November 10, 200717 yr ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets walk around with money in a sock, RIFK!!!! You been watching to much tv son!
November 10, 200717 yr Gary;525788']ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets walk around with money in a sock, RIFK!!!! You been watching to much tv son! not used for that, its recomended for hostage situations.
November 11, 200717 yr Author looked into mace. its seen as a firearm. that means if you're caught with the shit you can get up to 5 years in jail standing up for yourself is one thing, but if they see you've got a weapon, you could end up risking your life over just a phone. then again, i'd rather spray someone in the eyes and escape unharmed, other than (even as much as i'd like to) smash a blunt object upon their skulls. possible fatality? their life isnt worth mine being wasted in jail
November 11, 200717 yr DonkeyPunch;525838']looked into mace. its seen as a firearm. that means if you're caught with the shit you can get up to 5 years in jail standing up for yourself is one thing, but if they see you've got a weapon, you could end up risking your life over just a phone. then again, i'd rather spray someone in the eyes and escape unharmed, other than (even as much as i'd like to) smash a blunt object upon their skulls. possible fatality? their life isnt worth mine being wasted in jail Yeah i understand where your coming from. Almost everybody was saying "Hit them before they hit you". Yeah, you could try. You might what to give up your phone than loose some teeth. People who mug other people usually have what it takes to strike you with some foreign object. Yeah, you could pull a knife or something else, but when you try to pull it, they could hit you before you swing it, and then they will smack you around longer for endangering them. And Donkey Punch is again correct with "their life isn't worth mine being wasted in jail". I'm sure they would hurt you, not kill you being scared of jail life. Or then again, they could be high on glue or some shit and start getting freaky.
November 11, 200717 yr Well the way I see it is unless the odds seemed to be really against me I'd rather fight or run. Do something other than just hand shit over and give up even if that did make things worse just cuz that's how I am. But yea, doesn't mean be stupid or try and be a hero or anything either you know.
November 11, 200717 yr sp0rk;525845']Well the way I see it is unless the odds seemed to be really against me I'd rather fight or run. Do something other than just hand shit over and give up even if that did make things worse just cuz that's how I am. But yea' date=' doesn't mean be stupid or try and be a hero or anything either you know.[/quote'] Yeah, above i was just stating what someone else might do. In my case, i would try to hit him, even though i might get stomped. If i don't, later I'd regret it thinking, "what if i would have laid that guy out, could have kept whatever he stole". I'm not one for running either. Not trying to sound like a hero like you are saying, but I would rather take a beating then just give shit up willingly. But things change. It would all have to depend on how many, and what they might use. Different story between a rebar then a pistol.
