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started messing around with this site again and it's quite a rifk

 

just made some quick stories up:

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071113210552AANTVAA&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLb9mFew8RPp28AK3hk44aoc.JsNgsQjeFA--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071113210047AAK4OUK&r=w

 

make up your own and post if you get good rage. you can get about 20 comments in under 2 minutes.

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made a shitload of stories back then

 

just re-used a classic:

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071113213155AAHRowV&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLb9mFeI4QKuMjrWodm8sYemiBgCcTpUSWw--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

 

edit:fuck it got deleted

 

8-year old daughter swallowed my semen, dangerous?

 

I was having a quick whack last night and thought I'd masturbate to some good old porno. So, I went into my daughter's room quietly while she was sleeping (her mother wasn't home yet) and I got out my favorite issue of a Playboy magazine. About a minute after of pounding on myself, I began to quickly feel the rush of semen through my penis. I then exploded onto her face and half my load landed in her mouth. I kissed her forehead and wished her good dreams. Can this harm my daughter?

Ramboy;526539']made a shitload of stories back then

 

just re-used a classic:

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071113213155AAHRowV&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLb9mFeI4QKuMjrWodm8sYemiBgCcTpUSWw--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

 

edit:fuck it got deleted

 

8-year old daughter swallowed my semen, dangerous?

 

I was having a quick whack last night and thought I'd masturbate to some good old porno. So, I went into my daughter's room quietly while she was sleeping (her mother wasn't home yet) and I got out my favorite issue of a Playboy magazine. About a minute after of pounding on myself, I began to quickly feel the rush of semen through my penis. I then exploded onto her face and half my load landed in her mouth. I kissed her forehead and wished her good dreams. Can this harm my daughter?

 

lawl nice "story" :)

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My son goes to a private catholic school; I wouldn't want him to be confronted to these harsh and violent kids in the "free world" just yet. However, I noticed that his behavior changed drastically in the last couple of days.

Indeed, one of the priests teaching at his school has been having an... affair with me. My son came home early one day and opened the door to the two of us having sex with eachother. But wait, it gets worse... I have a scat fetish, and this priest introduced me to some new ways to... stimulate myself. Both of us were rubbing eachother's genitals with excrements as he walked in on us... and my first reflex was to jump towards him and cover his eyes... BAD IDEA.

The jewel in the crown ? I was having an orgasm and I totally forgot. I came on him. I literally spunked on the poor kid... I want to kill myself but at the same time I want him to feel better... He won't talk at all now. To anyone. He never smiles or laughs or anything. I don't know what to do....PLEASE HELP

What is the oldest age for sex?

 

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit it, but recently me and my grandmother have taken our relationship further, we have been engaging in sexual intercourse on most Thursdays when I go to visit her at the nursing home. Although she lives there she is only 72, she looks a lot younger and the only reason she lives there is because she has a bad knee and has to remain in wheelchair.

 

I know it may seem wrong to others, but me and her really enjoy it, we’ve talked about it and we think it’s ok, because we both love each other, and love doing it, but I am still worried because I REALLY love her, both as my grandmother and life partner and I don't want her to get hurt, so what is the latest age a woman can safely have sex?, I am okay for age because I just turned 16.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071114123454AAvmm90&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLb9mE.g_SEHqEwysMXSOqWp2VybhenmXew--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

 

Lulz worthy responses

You f********* sick I hope you get caught and get rape in jail.

You definitely need some help that's gross.....

damn ***** WHAT YOU SMOKING!!!!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071114131402AAe2g6G&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLb9mE.4zRQ4Y3Zp__O6.Xw0w3Y718SpaeQ--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

 

I am scared for my son's sake.

 

Well it all started when i got home from work. My wife was in the kitchen making prefitta rolls and everything was normal. I went upstairs to replace my tie and put on my eveningwear, while also retrieving the bible from under my bed for dinner-time prayers.

 

I walked downstairs and kissed my wife on the cheek only to be told that match of the day was on. I love my soccer and could not help but make a journey into the living room. It is there, and i speak the truth about this, that i saw my son. He was... oh how do i word this.

I saw him there kissing this nlgger boy from school. They were in a frenzy of wild emotionless embrace licking each others inner mouths and, upon closer inspection, rubbing their balls together in a very passionate manner. I then quote the nlgger boy as saying OH IM GUNNA SHOOT and spraying my son in the eye. It was at this point i grabbed my shotgun. My son screamed as he had no idea i had been there watching.

Tyrone is currently under my desk. Do i shoot him?

 

You've officially been reported asshat.

 

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WTF?!?!?!

 

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don't shoot!!

 

* 2 minutes ago

 

holy crap reported

 

* 22 seconds ago

rifk, that's pretty good for a troll

 

oh the irony

Damn, funnier if they weren't deleted so fast.

 

 

The ones that have been reproduced here are hilarious though.

myg0t's new goal...rage yahoo...

 

your new goal stfu and stop trying to make goals for things u arent a part of and kill yourself

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Self love problems?

you see, i have a small problem.. when i masturbate i tend to try and choke myself. this is fine and all, but lately i've had a small problem! it seems i'm bringing myself so close to death that i lose control of my bowel and **** myself! how do i stop this?

 

thanks!

Don't choke the neck...Choke the snake!!!

You need help, you had better email me.

use both hands while masturbating so you can't choke yourself

 

Stop choking yourself!

Auto asphyxiation (self choking) can lead to a trip to the hospital or worse, death! Then crapping yourself will be the least of your problems!

CJ;526713']your new goal stfu and stop trying to make goals for things u arent a part of and kill yourself

 

RIFK.

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